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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #360 on: December 30, 2009, 01:09:50 PM »
Quote from: Dave B on December 30, 2009, 11:42:52 AM
Toews, Seabrook, Keith all make Team Canada roster.

Along with Kopecky and Hossa (Slovakia) and Kane (USA) also missing a February vacation.

On a non-related note, Friday's Bruins/Flyers game might be the NHL's first-ever rainout.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #361 on: December 30, 2009, 01:33:02 PM »
Many think Buff may also make Team USA. I don't think he should, but they like his size and speed and ability to switch back to D. If they can get him fired up for 6-8 games...

Team Canada is really good (duh), but nothing like their last few Olympic teams.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #362 on: December 30, 2009, 01:44:48 PM »
Quote from: Dave B on December 30, 2009, 01:33:02 PM
Many think Buff may also make Team USA. I don't think he should, but they like his size and speed and ability to switch back to D. If they can get him fired up for 6-8 games...

Team Canada is really good (duh), but nothing like their last few Olympic teams.


Team Canada can out-play anyone else in the tournament, with the possible exception of Russia. With Russia, they'll win roughly 150% of all faceoffs, so they can just play keep-away.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #363 on: December 31, 2009, 10:52:36 PM »
Fuck New Jersey, and fuck Lemaire.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #364 on: January 01, 2010, 05:58:41 PM »

The Chicago Blackhawks are good at hockey.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #365 on: January 04, 2010, 07:13:10 AM »
Quote from: Fork on December 30, 2009, 01:44:48 PM
Quote from: Dave B on December 30, 2009, 01:33:02 PM
Many think Buff may also make Team USA. I don't think he should, but they like his size and speed and ability to switch back to D. If they can get him fired up for 6-8 games...

Team Canada is really good (duh), but nothing like their last few Olympic teams.


Team Canada can out-play anyone else in the tournament, with the possible exception of Russia. With Russia, they'll win roughly 150% of all faceoffs, so they can just play keep-away.

Crosby vs. Malkin...yeah, you're right.

But has there ever been a line with more firepower than Kovalchuk/Malkin/Ovechkin?  That one is going to be amazing fun to watch.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #366 on: January 04, 2010, 08:15:55 AM »

This is the best Blackhawks team of my lifetime.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #367 on: January 04, 2010, 08:47:44 AM »
If you choose to end it all as a way to celebrate, we'd all understand.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #368 on: January 04, 2010, 08:48:19 AM »
Quote from: Andy on January 04, 2010, 08:47:44 AM
If you choose to end it all as a way to celebrate, we'd all understand.

you ain't getting off that easy, motherfucker.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #369 on: January 04, 2010, 08:48:49 AM »
Quote from: Andy on January 04, 2010, 08:47:44 AM
If you choose to end it all as a way to celebrate, we'd all understand.

Too soon?
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #370 on: January 04, 2010, 09:10:12 AM »
Quote from: Andy on January 04, 2010, 08:47:44 AM
If you choose to end it all as a way to celebrate, we'd all understand.

He will have touched alot of people.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #371 on: January 04, 2010, 09:21:28 AM »

If I were to kill myself, I'd do it this year, while none of you bastards have me in the Dead Pool.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #372 on: January 04, 2010, 09:42:27 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 04, 2010, 09:21:28 AM

If I were to kill myself, I'd do it this year, while none of you bastards have me in the Dead Pool.

It's already this year now, you know.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #373 on: January 04, 2010, 09:51:10 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 04, 2010, 09:21:28 AM

If I were to kill myself, I'd do it this year, while none of you bastards have me in the Dead Pool.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #374 on: January 04, 2010, 09:54:52 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 04, 2010, 09:42:27 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 04, 2010, 09:21:28 AM

If I were to kill myself, I'd do it this year, while none of you bastards have me in the Dead Pool.

It's already this year now, you know.

I said "if". Depends if I get around to everyone's moms by year's end.
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