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Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #480 on: March 07, 2010, 01:09:10 PM »
Brutal.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #481 on: March 07, 2010, 02:22:30 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 07, 2010, 01:09:10 PM
Brutal.

What, specifically, was brutal?  The horseshit interference call on Buff which nullified a 3-zip lead early in the second?  Kane's nonchalance at the end of the period which made it the always-dreaded three goal deficit heading into the third?  Huet's inability to reward those of us fighting the meatballs in his defense by being unable to deal with Holmstrom's fat ass in front of him?  Pierre McGuire's condescending doucheness?  What?
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #482 on: March 07, 2010, 02:57:37 PM »
Quote from: MAD on March 07, 2010, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 07, 2010, 01:09:10 PM
Brutal.

What, specifically, was brutal?  The horseshit interference call on Buff which nullified a 3-zip lead early in the second?  Kane's nonchalance at the end of the period which made it the always-dreaded three goal deficit heading into the third?  Huet's inability to reward those of us fighting the meatballs in his defense by being unable to deal with Holmstrom's fat ass in front of him?  Pierre McGuire's condescending doucheness?  What?

To be specific: every single thing about second period.

And every single thing about Regis McGuire, from his penis-like appearance to his bizarre intermission hand movements.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #483 on: March 07, 2010, 06:18:28 PM »
Quote from: MAD on March 07, 2010, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 07, 2010, 01:09:10 PM
Brutal.

What, specifically, was brutal?  The horseshit interference call on Buff which nullified a 3-zip lead early in the second?  Kane's nonchalance at the end of the period which made it the always-dreaded three goal deficit heading into the third?  Huet's inability to reward those of us fighting the meatballs in his defense by being unable to deal with Holmstrom's fat ass in front of him?  Pierre McGuire's condescending doucheness?  What?

RE: Huet and his meatball torch-bearing haters - finding it exceedingly difficult to have any amount of confidence in him right now. I would have considered myself a staunch defender of Cristobal but right now he makes me a little ill. The 2nd period had that feel that everything was going to get past him.

I'm not worried, just annoyed. Hawks vs. Kings on Wednesday should be another huge test and I'm sure most people don't realize how good the Kings are this year. I'm excited for the return of Burish, too.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #484 on: March 07, 2010, 09:02:39 PM »

Brent Seabrook has been the opposite of good lately.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #485 on: March 08, 2010, 05:46:36 PM »
I just farted.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #486 on: March 09, 2010, 12:25:04 AM »
Well, I was going to say that Seebs is the one Hawks Olympian who looks gassed, but same thing...

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #487 on: March 09, 2010, 07:12:19 AM »
Quote from: Reuschels_Jowls on March 09, 2010, 12:25:04 AM
Well, I was going to say that Seebs is the one Hawks Olympian who looks gassed, but same thing...

Then he was gassed going into the Olympics too.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #488 on: March 09, 2010, 08:01:34 AM »
After the year he had last year, I thought for sure this image would be permanently removed from my brain--save for when it applies to Byfuglien and Versteeg-- but alas:



SEABROOK!!!!
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #489 on: March 09, 2010, 09:52:14 AM »
Worst human being in the Greater Chicagoland area?

http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2010/03/08/enough-already/

QuoteEven Jeremy Roenick says the Blackhawks probably won't win because of Huet. He isn't the best analysis out there but he knows a lot more about hockey than I do.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #490 on: March 09, 2010, 09:52:49 AM »
Someone needs to take a ten-pound mallet to that guy's taint.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #491 on: March 09, 2010, 10:07:29 AM »

FroDog is a dolt.

You can round up every "expert" of JR's caliber, and none of them will say there's a team in the NHL who has all the necessary components to win the Stanley Cup.

They'll wind up giving the damn thing out this year anyway.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #492 on: March 09, 2010, 10:08:15 AM »
So the consensus here is that the Hawks probably will win because or in spite of their goaltending? Or neither? I'm slow.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #493 on: March 09, 2010, 10:14:32 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 09, 2010, 10:08:15 AM
So the consensus here is that the Hawks probably will win because or in spite of their goaltending? Or neither? I'm slow.

Certainly not because of, but it's entirely plausible that they can win it in spite of it.  Look at Fleury's numbers or, for that matter, Chris Osgood.  A lockdown goalie would be nice but it'd be even nicer if half the team didn't play with their heads up their asses like they did in Sunday's second period.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #494 on: March 09, 2010, 10:20:17 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 09, 2010, 09:52:14 AM
Worst human being in the Greater Chicagoland area?

http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2010/03/08/enough-already/

QuoteEven Jeremy Roenick says the Blackhawks probably won't win because of Huet. He isn't the best analysis out there but he knows a lot more about hockey than I do.

I'd like to know who the best analysis is.  Also:
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    * Fuck you Cristobal Huet.
    * Finally. Hockey and basketball is back.
    * Go fuck yourself Cristobal Huet.
There's a pattern here, but I can't detect it.
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