2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[morpheus]

How big of a meatball does it make me to wish the Hawks and Caps meet in the Finals and someone takes out Ovechkin?

Because I've just finally found justification to keep Ben Eager on the playoff roster.  

I'm fully meatballed. If the Hawks and Caps meet in the Finals, I send Eager out early on to end Ovechkin's series.

If it's teh Pens, I hope for the same scenario for Crosby.  Fuck that dude.

C'mon Oleg, it's one thing to send Eager out to take a run at a guy who knocked your best defenseman out on a dirty/reckless hit.

But you're just as bad as Ovechkin to want your goon to take a run at a player that doesn't take reckless or dirty runs at opponents and who plays the game the right way.  I think more Hawks fans would want to beat the Penguins with Crosby than without him, but that's me.

And emphatically, this:

http://espn.go.com/nhl/notebook/_/page/buccigross_mailbag_100303/canceling-crosby-overrated-debate

[CT III]

As the best analysis on the internet, I have only this to add:

If, in the next meeting between the Pens and Caps, Ovechkin and Matt Cooke were to collide, bang knees and tear their respective ACLs, I'd be okay with it.

[Quality Start Machine]

I was at the game, the hit wasn't that dirty, he hit him in the side, they weren't that close to the boards.
At least not as dirty as other ovechin hits.

But what word from Slezak?

We'd have to check Fork's voice mail.

On my cell...can't have the missus blocking the rooster.

[CubFaninHydePark]

As the best analysis on the internet, I have only this to add:

If, in the next meeting between the Pens and Caps, Ovechkin and Matt Cooke were to collide, bang knees and tear their respective ACLs, I'd be okay with it.

Me too--I'll take that outcome.

[EVILteddie]

I honestly can't see how the intermission guys kept saying that Ovechkin shouldn't have been removed and it was a clean hit. He pushed the guy into the boards as he was slowing up. Ovechkin and Crosby are such primadonna bitches.

You guys need to hold up on all this talk about Hawks in the finals. It isn't going to happen if they don't stop giving up leads like they did 3 times last week. If you can't hold off good teams, you are not going to go all the way.

[BBM]

I honestly can't see how the intermission guys kept saying that Ovechkin shouldn't have been removed and it was a clean hit.

You trust the mind that traded Jason Spezza, Ollie Jokinen, Roberto Luongo, Brian McCabe, Todd Bertuzzi, and Frankenstein's Monster for Alex Yashin, Mark Parrish, Oleg Kvasha and a 90 year old Trevor Linden?

[CT III]

WIZNIEWSKI MUST DIE!


Seriously, let Eager or Hendry or somebody useless go knee to knee with that bastard's bad wheel.

[BBM]

WIZNIEWSKI MUST DIE!


Seriously, let Eager or Hendry or somebody useless go knee to knee with that bastard's bad wheel.

How about Tomas Kopecky?

[Quality Start Machine]

WIZNIEWSKI MUST DIE!


Seriously, let Eager or Hendry or somebody useless go knee to knee with that bastard's bad wheel.

why the fuck is Ben Eager still a Blackhawk?

[dbal]

Rumor has it Wiz got 8 games:

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nhl/news/story?id=5005504

[Oleg]

Rumor has it Wiz got 8 games:

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nhl/news/story?id=5005504

Go fuck yourself, Wiz.

"I didn't do anything wrong," Wisniewski added. "The result of what happened isn't good, but there wasn't anything wrong that I did."

[MAD]

Rumor has it Wiz got 8 games:

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nhl/news/story?id=5005504

Go fuck yourself, Wiz.

"I didn't do anything wrong," Wisniewski added. "The result of what happened isn't good, but there wasn't anything wrong that I did."

I'm a hockey novice compared to some here, but let's see...

A defenseman taking out another defenseman is a strange occurrence to begin with, no?  Looked at further...

Wiz came on a straight line to Seabs...
Seabs was at a spot along the boards (whatever hockeyheads call it, around the curve) that is considered one of the most dangerous spots on the ice...
Seabs did not have the puck...
Wisfuckski left his skates, extended his arms and hit Seabrook in the head...

Yeah, nothing wrong with that you lousy cock-gobbling polack.

[thehawk]

Rosenbloom is making sense again (and I haven't been drinking)

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/rosenblog/2010/03/seabrooks-loss-hurts-but-dont-make-it-worse-by-bringing-in-a-goon.html

[CT III]

Rumor has it Wiz got 8 games:

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nhl/news/story?id=5005504

Go fuck yourself, Wiz.

"I didn't do anything wrong," Wisniewski added. "The result of what happened isn't good, but there wasn't anything wrong that I did."

I'm a hockey novice compared to some here, but let's see...

A defenseman taking out another defenseman is a strange occurrence to begin with, no?  Looked at further...

Wiz came on a straight line to Seabs...
Seabs was at a spot along the boards (whatever hockeyheads call it, around the curve) that is considered one of the most dangerous spots on the ice...
Seabs did not have the puck...
Wisfuckski left his skates, extended his arms and hit Seabrook in the head...

Yeah, nothing wrong with that you lousy cock-gobbling polack.

Anaheim beats the Hawks and loses Wisniewski for 8 games.  Sounds like a win-win for the Ducks.

[Quality Start Machine]

Rumor has it Wiz got 8 games:

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nhl/news/story?id=5005504

Go fuck yourself, Wiz.

"I didn't do anything wrong," Wisniewski added. "The result of what happened isn't good, but there wasn't anything wrong that I did."

I'm a hockey novice compared to some here, but let's see...

A defenseman taking out another defenseman is a strange occurrence to begin with, no?  Looked at further...

Wiz came on a straight line to Seabs...
Seabs was at a spot along the boards (whatever hockeyheads call it, around the curve) that is considered one of the most dangerous spots on the ice...
Seabs did not have the puck...
Wisfuckski left his skates, extended his arms and hit Seabrook in the head...

Yeah, nothing wrong with that you lousy cock-gobbling polack.

Anaheim beats the Hawks and loses Wisniewski for 8 games.  Sounds like a win-win for the Ducks.

The NHL made a bold statement today, declaring they will not tolerate this behavior from 3rd pair defensemen on shitty teams.