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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #615 on: April 01, 2010, 11:10:10 AM »
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I missed it, but if Uncle Niemi can keep ramping up some strong outings (I assume he played well), that'd be a pleasant addition.

How does another shutout sound to you?

That's what made me assume that he had "played well". 

How many shutouts is that anyway for him?  7?

He nearly single handedly killed a 5 on 3 with three or maybe four spectacular saves in a very short succession. All that after only having faced single digit shots through the first 30 minutes. The guy was on last night.




That 5 on 3 kill was spectacular.  He was just tremendous during that sequence. 

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #616 on: April 04, 2010, 07:52:31 PM »
Meanwhile, back in Chicago, the gutless assholes beat Calgary and win the division.

Of course they actually won the division when Detroit dropped their game to the Flyers a few minutes before they started, but that's neither here nor there.

We're almost done with the 82 games that are played to eliminate the Oilers, Blue Jackets, Islanders and Maple Leafs.  The Hawks seem to have refound their stride
and Antti Niemi is playing like a money goaltender and not just some Bob Essensa riding sidecar on an awesome team.

Man, I'm ready to get this shit started.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #617 on: April 05, 2010, 07:22:53 AM »
Quote from: CT III on April 04, 2010, 07:52:31 PM

We're almost done with the 82 games that are played to eliminate the Maple Leafs. 

So, I take you guys are having down goes brown on the puckcast again to celebrate this.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #618 on: April 05, 2010, 09:13:14 AM »
Quote from: BBM on April 05, 2010, 07:22:53 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 04, 2010, 07:52:31 PM

We're almost done with the 82 games that are played to eliminate the Maple Leafs. 

So, I take you guys are having down goes brown on the puckcast again to celebrate this.

We're saving all the Leafs guys for our draft preview..."If Burke hadn't traded away the #1, what do you think the Leafs would do here?"
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #619 on: April 05, 2010, 09:22:53 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 09:13:14 AM
Quote from: BBM on April 05, 2010, 07:22:53 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 04, 2010, 07:52:31 PM

We're almost done with the 82 games that are played to eliminate the Maple Leafs. 

So, I take you guys are having down goes brown on the puckcast again to celebrate this.

We're saving all the Leafs guys for our draft preview..."If Burke hadn't traded away the #1, what do you think the Leafs would do here?"

I'm still hoping that the Flames squeak into the 8th spot so we can read off a list of all the guys the Leafs traded who are in the playoffs this year.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #620 on: April 05, 2010, 09:25:44 AM »
Quote from: CT III on April 05, 2010, 09:22:53 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 09:13:14 AM
Quote from: BBM on April 05, 2010, 07:22:53 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 04, 2010, 07:52:31 PM

We're almost done with the 82 games that are played to eliminate the Maple Leafs. 

So, I take you guys are having down goes brown on the puckcast again to celebrate this.

We're saving all the Leafs guys for our draft preview..."If Burke hadn't traded away the #1, what do you think the Leafs would do here?"

I'm still hoping that the Flames squeak into the 8th spot so we can read off a list of all the guys the Leafs traded who are in the playoffs this year.

What chance do they have considering they traded FOR players that were on the Leafs?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #621 on: April 05, 2010, 09:41:43 AM »
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #622 on: April 05, 2010, 09:44:55 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 09:41:43 AM


As that is Vesa Toskala, he is the only one wishing he was a Hawk (but a great sign nonetheless).
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #623 on: April 05, 2010, 10:21:05 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on April 05, 2010, 09:44:55 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 09:41:43 AM


As that is Vesa Toskala, he is the only one wishing he was a Hawk (but a great sign nonetheless).

As that is Vesa Toskala, one bench is pretty much the same as any other.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #624 on: April 05, 2010, 10:27:20 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 10:21:05 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 05, 2010, 09:44:55 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 09:41:43 AM


As that is Vesa Toskala, he is the only one wishing he was a Hawk (but a great sign nonetheless).

As that is Vesa Toskala, one bench is pretty much the same as any other.

1) I will give you that he would eliminate any Hawks goalie controversey;
2) I would be concerned that errant beach balls headed to the Hawks bench could injure Q or any more talented Hawks players (e.g. all of them).
Andre Dawson paid his $1,000 fine for the Joe West incident with style. Dawson wrote ``Donation for the blind`` in the memo section of his personal check.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #625 on: April 05, 2010, 11:06:45 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on April 05, 2010, 10:27:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 10:21:05 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 05, 2010, 09:44:55 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 09:41:43 AM


As that is Vesa Toskala, he is the only one wishing he was a Hawk (but a great sign nonetheless).

As that is Vesa Toskala, one bench is pretty much the same as any other.

1) I will give you that he would eliminate any Hawks goalie controversey;
2) I would be concerned that errant beach balls headed to the Hawks bench could injure Q or any more talented Hawks players (e.g. all of them).

I'd say the last week of Niemi has eliminated any goalie controversy.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #626 on: April 05, 2010, 11:21:11 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on April 05, 2010, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 05, 2010, 10:27:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 10:21:05 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 05, 2010, 09:44:55 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 09:41:43 AM


As that is Vesa Toskala, he is the only one wishing he was a Hawk (but a great sign nonetheless).

As that is Vesa Toskala, one bench is pretty much the same as any other.

1) I will give you that he would eliminate any Hawks goalie controversey;
2) I would be concerned that errant beach balls headed to the Hawks bench could injure Q or any more talented Hawks players (e.g. all of them).

I'd say the last week of Niemi has eliminated any goalie controversy.

I'd say that I agree with you.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #627 on: April 05, 2010, 12:04:24 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 11:21:11 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 05, 2010, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 05, 2010, 10:27:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 10:21:05 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 05, 2010, 09:44:55 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 09:41:43 AM


As that is Vesa Toskala, he is the only one wishing he was a Hawk (but a great sign nonetheless).

As that is Vesa Toskala, one bench is pretty much the same as any other.

1) I will give you that he would eliminate any Hawks goalie controversey;
2) I would be concerned that errant beach balls headed to the Hawks bench could injure Q or any more talented Hawks players (e.g. all of them).

I'd say the last week of Niemi has eliminated any goalie controversy.

I'd say that I agree with you.

Ah you say that now,  but wait till Niemi gives up more than one goal in a game.  But I'd say that I would agree as well.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #628 on: April 06, 2010, 12:35:04 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on April 05, 2010, 12:04:24 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 11:21:11 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 05, 2010, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 05, 2010, 10:27:20 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 10:21:05 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 05, 2010, 09:44:55 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2010, 09:41:43 AM


As that is Vesa Toskala, he is the only one wishing he was a Hawk (but a great sign nonetheless).

As that is Vesa Toskala, one bench is pretty much the same as any other.

1) I will give you that he would eliminate any Hawks goalie controversey;
2) I would be concerned that errant beach balls headed to the Hawks bench could injure Q or any more talented Hawks players (e.g. all of them).

I'd say the last week of Niemi has eliminated any goalie controversy.

I'd say that I agree with you.

Ah you say that now,  but wait till Niemi gives up more than one goal in a game.  But I'd say that I would agree as well.

Niemi is the next Varlamov.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #629 on: April 13, 2010, 12:56:26 PM »
Troy Brouwer is back with the team hopefully filled with rage from whatever his personal problems were. Pat Kane is apparently sporting a mullet for the playoffs.