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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #660 on: April 19, 2010, 09:03:12 AM »

FEAR THE MULLET!!!
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #661 on: April 19, 2010, 09:32:00 AM »
Quote from: BH on April 19, 2010, 08:24:00 AM
Nashville's goalie played a great game. The Hawks could have easily scored 3-4 more goals if it weren't for great saves.

Is this based on an eyewitness account?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #662 on: April 19, 2010, 10:17:26 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 19, 2010, 09:32:00 AM
Quote from: BH on April 19, 2010, 08:24:00 AM
Nashville's goalie played a great game. The Hawks could have easily scored 3-4 more goals if it weren't for great saves.

Is this based on an eyewitness account?

Slezak told him.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #663 on: April 19, 2010, 10:57:51 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on April 19, 2010, 10:17:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 19, 2010, 09:32:00 AM
Quote from: BH on April 19, 2010, 08:24:00 AM
Nashville's goalie played a great game. The Hawks could have easily scored 3-4 more goals if it weren't for great saves.

Is this based on an eyewitness account?

Slezak told him.

She whispered it actually.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #664 on: April 19, 2010, 05:36:33 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 18, 2010, 11:43:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 18, 2010, 11:38:57 PM
Not the Blackhawks, but Craig Anderson just notched his own playoff shutout for the Avs.

51 saves for a big old FYCT.

Too bad Nabokov couldn't make the save on his own d-man's wicked backhand. Dan Boyle needs to find a dark place. Lay low for a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uHUghCf3NI

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #665 on: April 19, 2010, 07:36:56 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 19, 2010, 05:36:33 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 18, 2010, 11:43:29 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 18, 2010, 11:38:57 PM
Not the Blackhawks, but Craig Anderson just notched his own playoff shutout for the Avs.

51 saves for a big old FYCT.

Too bad Nabokov couldn't make the save on his own d-man's wicked backhand. Dan Boyle needs to find a dark place. Lay low for a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uHUghCf3NI

Congrats to Ryan O'Reilly on his first career Stanley Cup Playoff goal.

I hope he got the puck.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #666 on: April 20, 2010, 08:35:05 AM »
I think it was Fork who said the Green Men are the only thing good about watching the Canucks.

Add to that the Kings raping Vancouver on the man advantage.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #667 on: April 20, 2010, 08:47:04 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 20, 2010, 08:35:05 AM
I think it was Fork who said the Green Men are the only thing good about watching the Canucks.

Add to that the Kings raping Vancouver on the man advantage.

But the Green Men are pretty damn awesome.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #668 on: April 20, 2010, 09:26:31 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 20, 2010, 08:47:04 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 20, 2010, 08:35:05 AM
I think it was Fork who said the Green Men are the only thing good about watching the Canucks.

Add to that the Kings raping Vancouver on the man advantage.

But the Green Men are pretty damn awesome.

Pshaw.  They're just a ripoff of Blue Man Group, which of course was a ripoff of "The Smurfs."
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #669 on: April 20, 2010, 09:32:49 AM »
Quote from: MAD on April 20, 2010, 09:26:31 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 20, 2010, 08:47:04 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 20, 2010, 08:35:05 AM
I think it was Fork who said the Green Men are the only thing good about watching the Canucks.

Add to that the Kings raping Vancouver on the man advantage.

But the Green Men are pretty damn awesome.

Pshaw.  They're just a ripoff of Blue Man Group, which of course was a ripoff of "The Smurfs."

Who are just a bunch of blue Olegs.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #670 on: April 20, 2010, 09:47:09 AM »
Quote from: Bort on April 20, 2010, 09:32:49 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 20, 2010, 09:26:31 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 20, 2010, 08:47:04 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 20, 2010, 08:35:05 AM
I think it was Fork who said the Green Men are the only thing good about watching the Canucks.

Add to that the Kings raping Vancouver on the man advantage.

But the Green Men are pretty damn awesome.

Pshaw.  They're just a ripoff of Blue Man Group, which of course was a ripoff of "The Smurfs."

Who are just a bunch of blue Olegs.

Of course they are.

I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #671 on: April 20, 2010, 10:22:40 PM »
Fuck these goddamn gutless fucking assholes

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #672 on: April 20, 2010, 10:37:17 PM »
Seemed like the Preds had a step on the Hawks all night.

That, plus more sloppy passing, is a recipe for zero offensive pressure.

And anyone else feel like the hulking two-way Hossa-beast we saw to start out this series was MIA tonight?
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #673 on: April 20, 2010, 10:44:21 PM »

The Preds have completely shut down Toews & Hossa.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #674 on: April 21, 2010, 06:56:56 AM »
It's time to end the Buff as a defenseman experiment.