2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWF32AL1iTk

Marian Hossa! OF LOOOooooove!!!!11!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUNN0B7zPi0

I'm not kidding, joking or lying about watching the Hossa vid while listening to that Chili Peppers rendition of Love Roller Coaster. DO IT! MARIAN HOSSA... OF LOVE!!!

The Red Hot Chili Peppers may be the whitest thing you've ever linked to.

[MAD]

Also in my car.  I had to run out to Dominicks to grab a couple thing s for dinner and I was all set to go when Hossa got the 5 minutes with a minute left in the game.  As soon as Kane scored, though, I bolted out the door, hoping to make the run between periods in time.  The store's only 2 blocks away, but the lines inside were longer than I hoped.  I was on my way back when soon as Hossa scored and I, too, began honking my horn down Clark Street like a Grad-A moron.

And the call was awesome.  John Weideman lost his voice on the winning  goal.  Troy Murray was still stunned 5 minutes later.

That was epic.

[Internet Apex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWF32AL1iTk

Marian Hossa! OF LOOOooooove!!!!11!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUNN0B7zPi0

I'm not kidding, joking or lying about watching the Hossa vid while listening to that Chili Peppers rendition of Love Roller Coaster. DO IT! MARIAN HOSSA... OF LOVE!!!

The Red Hot Chili Peppers may be the whitest thing you've ever linked to.

Well, I knew if I linked the Ohio Players you turds wouldn't watch it.

[Tony]

We had a client here when Kane tied the game. She was discussing envelope color options with my wife about five feet away from me when I started jumping up and down and yelling like some kind of idiot. Hopefully my craziness doesn't negatively affect her Yelp review.

[Slaky]

Also in my car.  I had to run out to Dominicks to grab a couple thing s for dinner and I was all set to go when Hossa got the 5 minutes with a minute left in the game.  As soon as Kane scored, though, I bolted out the door, hoping to make the run between periods in time.  The store's only 2 blocks away, but the lines inside were longer than I hoped.  I was on my way back when soon as Hossa scored and I, too, began honking my horn down Clark Street like a Grad-A moron.

And the call was awesome.  John Weideman lost his voice on the winning  goal.  Troy Murray was still stunned 5 minutes later.

That was epic.

Speaking of - can anyone find a clip of those calls?

EDIT: WGN Archive has the full game. Listening now.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/RadioPlayer.htm?stream=/archives/chicago

[CT III]

Also in my car.  I had to run out to Dominicks to grab a couple thing s for dinner and I was all set to go when Hossa got the 5 minutes with a minute left in the game.  As soon as Kane scored, though, I bolted out the door, hoping to make the run between periods in time.  The store's only 2 blocks away, but the lines inside were longer than I hoped.  I was on my way back when soon as Hossa scored and I, too, began honking my horn down Clark Street like a Grad-A moron.

And the call was awesome.  John Weideman lost his voice on the winning  goal.  Troy Murray was still stunned 5 minutes later.

That was epic.

Speaking of - can anyone find a clip of those calls?

EDIT: WGN Archive has the full game. Listening now.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/RadioPlayer.htm?stream=/archives/chicago

Awesome, Slak, thanks.

For those interested in skipping right to the calls:

Kane's Goal: 2:47:44

Hossa's Goal: 3:10:06

[flannj]

Also in my car.  I had to run out to Dominicks to grab a couple thing s for dinner and I was all set to go when Hossa got the 5 minutes with a minute left in the game.  As soon as Kane scored, though, I bolted out the door, hoping to make the run between periods in time.  The store's only 2 blocks away, but the lines inside were longer than I hoped.  I was on my way back when soon as Hossa scored and I, too, began honking my horn down Clark Street like a Grad-A moron.

And the call was awesome.  John Weideman lost his voice on the winning  goal.  Troy Murray was still stunned 5 minutes later.

That was epic.

Speaking of - can anyone find a clip of those calls?

EDIT: WGN Archive has the full game. Listening now.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/RadioPlayer.htm?stream=/archives/chicago

Awesome, Slak, thanks.

For those interested in skipping right to the calls:

Kane's Goal: 2:47:44

Hossa's Goal: 3:10:06

I've listened to this 3 times already.
Thanks guys.

[Slaky]

Milbury and Penis McGuire whining about Hossa and the slim probability of him getting suspended. Same two douchezorses were claiming that Ovechkin shouldn't even have been thrown out of the game in which he made his hit now claiming Hossa should be suspended at least one game and shouldn't have been allowed to stay in the game.

Find it all very interesting.

[Quality Start Machine]

Milbury and Penis McGuire whining about Hossa and the slim probability of him getting suspended. Same two douchezorses were claiming that Ovechkin shouldn't even have been thrown out of the game in which he made his hit now claiming Hossa should be suspended at least one game and shouldn't have been allowed to stay in the game.

Find it all very interesting.

I find it asinine.

Is there room in the FIREBARN for these two taintstains?

[Slaky]

Milbury and Penis McGuire whining about Hossa and the slim probability of him getting suspended. Same two douchezorses were claiming that Ovechkin shouldn't even have been thrown out of the game in which he made his hit now claiming Hossa should be suspended at least one game and shouldn't have been allowed to stay in the game.

Find it all very interesting.

I find it asinine.

Is there room in the FIREBARN for these two taintstains?

I didn't really find it interesting. I hate these two clowns with the fiery hot power of Greyskull.

[Waco Kid]

Milbury and Penis McGuire whining about Hossa and the slim probability of him getting suspended. Same two douchezorses were claiming that Ovechkin shouldn't even have been thrown out of the game in which he made his hit now claiming Hossa should be suspended at least one game and shouldn't have been allowed to stay in the game.

Find it all very interesting.

It's right out of the NBC playbook, Ovechkin and Crosby can do no wrong ,everyone else is a sack of shit.

[Slaky]

Anyway - hot off the presses - no suspension for Boss Hoss.

Game on, bitches.

[CT III]

Milbury and Penis McGuire whining about Hossa and the slim probability of him getting suspended. Same two douchezorses were claiming that Ovechkin shouldn't even have been thrown out of the game in which he made his hit now claiming Hossa should be suspended at least one game and shouldn't have been allowed to stay in the game.

Find it all very interesting.

It's right out of the NBC playbook, Ovechkin and Crosby can do no wrong ,everyone else is a sack of shit.

Eh, I gotta believe that every NBC programming exec is praying to whatever pagan god they revere that Chicago comes out of the West.

[thehawk]

Anyway - hot off the presses - no suspension for Boss Hoss.

Game on, bitches.

Yee.Hah.

[MAD]

Also in my car.  I had to run out to Dominicks to grab a couple thing s for dinner and I was all set to go when Hossa got the 5 minutes with a minute left in the game.  As soon as Kane scored, though, I bolted out the door, hoping to make the run between periods in time.  The store's only 2 blocks away, but the lines inside were longer than I hoped.  I was on my way back when soon as Hossa scored and I, too, began honking my horn down Clark Street like a Grad-A moron.

And the call was awesome.  John Weideman lost his voice on the winning  goal.  Troy Murray was still stunned 5 minutes later.

That was epic.

Speaking of - can anyone find a clip of those calls?

EDIT: WGN Archive has the full game. Listening now.

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/RadioPlayer.htm?stream=/archives/chicago

Awesome, Slak, thanks.

For those interested in skipping right to the calls:

Kane's Goal: 2:47:44

Hossa's Goal: 3:10:06

I've listened to this 3 times already.
Thanks guys.

Re-listened to it and I got goose bumps...again.  Great stuff.  Thanks for the find, Slak.