2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Slaky]

The Canucks, judging by postgame comments, have no idea why they keep taking stupid penalties. They claim they were prepared for this moment and yet the last two games they've completely melted down. You'd think after game 3 they'd never do that again and yet the display in the second period was mind-blowing. New levels of garbage hockey that I didn't know existed at this stage in the postseason.

After the rash of penalties, I swear you could see Q telling the team to let them self-destruct and to not respond in kind no matter what goes on. Q has out-coached AV by leaps and bounds.

AV, on other hand, better hope he has a job next year.

Kudos to Dustin Byfuglien.  Nobody was on the receiving end of more cheap shots than Big Buff, and I don't care how well coached you are, it's tough to take that shit and not retaliate.  Buff took the shots, accepted the penalties, and Vancouver can make their tee times for next week.

THIS. Buff's game tonight was perfect, as was the Hawks response. If the Canucks want to goon it up, shove four PP goals up their ass. O'Brien played an absolutely moronic game for Vancouver tonight. It was glorious.

Hopefully, the Hawks can keep the hammer down on the home sheet Sunday night.

Also, two more dumb penalties from the Sisters. They've gone full retard.

[Waco Kid]

The Canucks are one of the most mentally weak teams I've ever seen in the playoffs. The worst offender is their captain Reboundo Luongo.

[Waco Kid]

DPD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV8AdBrO_4s&feature=player_embedded

Found this on Calgarypuck. Awesome.

[Andy]

9.

THI.  Don't do.  It never ends well.

[Slaky]

The Canucks, judging by postgame comments, have no idea why they keep taking stupid penalties. They claim they were prepared for this moment and yet the last two games they've completely melted down. You'd think after game 3 they'd never do that again and yet the display in the second period was mind-blowing. New levels of garbage hockey that I didn't know existed at this stage in the postseason.

After the rash of penalties, I swear you could see Q telling the team to let them self-destruct and to not respond in kind no matter what goes on. Q has out-coached AV by leaps and bounds.

AV, on other hand, better hope he has a job next year.

Kudos to Dustin Byfuglien.  Nobody was on the receiving end of more cheap shots than Big Buff, and I don't care how well coached you are, it's tough to take that shit and not retaliate.  Buff took the shots, accepted the penalties, and Vancouver can make their tee times for next week.

THIS. Buff's game tonight was perfect, as was the Hawks response. If the Canucks want to goon it up, shove four PP goals up their ass. O'Brien played an absolutely moronic game for Vancouver tonight. It was glorious.

Hopefully, the Hawks can keep the hammer down on the home sheet Sunday night.

More from SOB - "I guess our discipline wasn't good enough," O'Brien said. "But at the same time, that's an awful lot of penalties for a playoff game. You work so hard to get here, and stuff like that, I guess we shot ourselves in the foot. Sometimes you like to see a little more let go. It is men playing a man's game."

What a dipshit. Yeah, you guess it wasn't good enough. Keep proving your manliness. The Hawks don't mind.

[CT III]

The Canucks, judging by postgame comments, have no idea why they keep taking stupid penalties. They claim they were prepared for this moment and yet the last two games they've completely melted down. You'd think after game 3 they'd never do that again and yet the display in the second period was mind-blowing. New levels of garbage hockey that I didn't know existed at this stage in the postseason.

After the rash of penalties, I swear you could see Q telling the team to let them self-destruct and to not respond in kind no matter what goes on. Q has out-coached AV by leaps and bounds.

AV, on other hand, better hope he has a job next year.

Kudos to Dustin Byfuglien.  Nobody was on the receiving end of more cheap shots than Big Buff, and I don't care how well coached you are, it's tough to take that shit and not retaliate.  Buff took the shots, accepted the penalties, and Vancouver can make their tee times for next week.

THIS. Buff's game tonight was perfect, as was the Hawks response. If the Canucks want to goon it up, shove four PP goals up their ass. O'Brien played an absolutely moronic game for Vancouver tonight. It was glorious.

Hopefully, the Hawks can keep the hammer down on the home sheet Sunday night.

More from SOB - "I guess our discipline wasn't good enough," O'Brien said. "But at the same time, that's an awful lot of penalties for a playoff game. You work so hard to get here, and stuff like that, I guess we shot ourselves in the foot. Sometimes you like to see a little more let go. It is men playing a man's game."

What a dipshit. Yeah, you guess it wasn't good enough. Keep proving your manliness. The Hawks don't mind.

Unless those men get too close to Luongo.  That's dirty pool, old man.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Adding...

[CT III]

Wow, the Canucks are an absolute mess.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/2010/05/08/canucks_blackhawks/

Some choice quotes:

SOB:

"It seems some nights they call it a little tighter than other nights," he said.

"Maybe that's our fault for yelling at the refs during the season."

Reboundo:

"Last night I thought maybe I could have been a bit better," Luongo said. "The first three games I felt good.

"There is traffic. I am stopping most of the first shots. A lot of rebounds are going in off scrambles."

And the always quotable Alain Vignealt:

"All the penalties we took are penalties we deserved," he said. "Officiating has got nothing to do withit."

"Roberto, and our team the last two games, we have been the second best team on the ice," he said. "This is a team game. The goaltender is a big part of it"

Awesome, sounds like a coach at war with his team.

[Quality Start Machine]

9.

THI.  Don't do.  It never ends well.

Jinxes are bullshit.

[BBM]

Does anyone know where I can pick up some tin foil in the detroit area?  The stores were all out this morning.

[Slaky]

9.

THI.  Don't do.  It never ends well.

Jinxes are bullshit.

Yes, they are. Cubs curse, Hossa curse, all that shit is phony.

If I had the power to jinx things with what I said I'd be living a charmed life.

[Quality Start Machine]

9.

THI.  Don't do.  It never ends well.

Jinxes are bullshit.

Yes, they are. Cubs curse, Hossa curse, all that shit is phony.

If I had the power to jinx things with what I said I'd be living a charmed life.

That being said, if we get a Hawks/Broons Final, we can find out if the past 2 years' jinx in the Finals has been Hossa, or winning the Winter Classic.

[morpheus]

FUCK.  That's what happens when I have a ticket to a playoff game fall in my lap. 

[Quality Start Machine]

Last night's game was like pr0n...there was a gusher, and another guy busted a nut.