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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #870 on: May 11, 2010, 11:00:31 PM »
When does this thread become the 2010 Playoff Sploogeriffic Parade To Glory thread?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #871 on: May 11, 2010, 11:07:50 PM »
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #872 on: May 11, 2010, 11:08:20 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 11, 2010, 10:17:38 PM
Quote from: air2300 on May 11, 2010, 10:10:20 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on May 11, 2010, 10:09:30 PM
That may have been the lowest-speed breakaway I've ever seen.

Suck it Vancouver.

LOOOUUUUUUUUUUU! 

What does any of this have to do with Sidney Crosby?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #873 on: May 12, 2010, 02:33:51 AM »
Someone asked for this earlier:

Those Cardinals aren't red, they're yellow.  Like the Spanish!

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #874 on: May 12, 2010, 07:33:25 AM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on May 12, 2010, 02:33:51 AM
Someone asked for this earlier:



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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #875 on: May 12, 2010, 08:44:07 AM »
Quote"I don't think they are better than us, but maybe smarter"
"We had some breakdowns"
"I'm leaving tonight with my head up tonight"
"I let in 7 goals last year, and I let in 5 this year. The improvement was made"

Have fun on the golf course, Reboundo.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #876 on: May 12, 2010, 08:47:27 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 12, 2010, 08:44:07 AM
Quote"I don't think they are better than us, but maybe smarter"
"We had some breakdowns"
"I'm leaving tonight with my head up tonight"
"I let in 7 goals last year, and I let in 5 this year. The improvement was made"

Have fun on the golf course, Reboundo.

Holy shit, those are some great quotes.

Actually, Reboundo wasn't burned by rebounds last night, because he didn't make the initial stops.  Last three goals were soft, soft, soft.

Granted, Kane and Byfuglien were in nearly alone, but THE GREATEST GOALTENDER IN THE WORLD has to make those stops.

LOU!

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #877 on: May 12, 2010, 09:03:03 AM »
Quote from: CT III on May 12, 2010, 08:47:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 12, 2010, 08:44:07 AM
Quote"I don't think they are better than us, but maybe smarter"
"We had some breakdowns"
"I'm leaving tonight with my head up tonight"
"I let in 7 goals last year, and I let in 5 this year. The improvement was made"

Have fun on the golf course, Reboundo.

Holy shit, those are some great quotes.

Actually, Reboundo wasn't burned by rebounds last night, because he didn't make the initial stops.  Last three goals were soft, soft, soft.

Granted, Kane and Byfuglien were in nearly alone, but THE GREATEST GOALTENDER IN THE WORLD has to make those stops.

LOU!

Reboundo should have probably been pulled after that pillowy soft Bolland goal.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #878 on: May 12, 2010, 09:49:35 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 12, 2010, 09:03:03 AM
Quote from: CT III on May 12, 2010, 08:47:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 12, 2010, 08:44:07 AM
Quote"I don't think they are better than us, but maybe smarter"
"We had some breakdowns"
"I'm leaving tonight with my head up tonight"
"I let in 7 goals last year, and I let in 5 this year. The improvement was made"

Have fun on the golf course, Reboundo.

Holy shit, those are some great quotes.

Actually, Reboundo wasn't burned by rebounds last night, because he didn't make the initial stops.  Last three goals were soft, soft, soft.

Granted, Kane and Byfuglien were in nearly alone, but THE GREATEST GOALTENDER IN THE WORLD has to make those stops.

LOU!

Reboundo should have probably been pulled after that pillowy soft Bolland goal.

Just now, Wellwood and Demitra got back on that.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #879 on: May 12, 2010, 11:31:59 AM »
Quote from: Fork on May 12, 2010, 09:49:35 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 12, 2010, 09:03:03 AM
Quote from: CT III on May 12, 2010, 08:47:27 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 12, 2010, 08:44:07 AM
Quote"I don't think they are better than us, but maybe smarter"
"We had some breakdowns"
"I'm leaving tonight with my head up tonight"
"I let in 7 goals last year, and I let in 5 this year. The improvement was made"

Have fun on the golf course, Reboundo.

Holy shit, those are some great quotes.

Actually, Reboundo wasn't burned by rebounds last night, because he didn't make the initial stops.  Last three goals were soft, soft, soft.

Granted, Kane and Byfuglien were in nearly alone, but THE GREATEST GOALTENDER IN THE WORLD has to make those stops.

LOU!

Reboundo should have probably been pulled after that pillowy soft Bolland goal.

Just now, Wellwood and Demitra got back on that.
That was fast for Wellwood was there a hoagie waiting for him at the end?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #880 on: May 12, 2010, 01:06:30 PM »
http://www.theprovince.com/entertainment/Dejected+Canucks+puts+Luongo+sale+Craigslist/3017865/story.html#ixzz0njqyH08a

Quote"Sulking, belligerent and grossly over-rated goaltender who can't stop a beach ball, seeks new gig,"



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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #881 on: May 12, 2010, 03:33:36 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on May 12, 2010, 01:06:30 PM
http://www.theprovince.com/entertainment/Dejected+Canucks+puts+Luongo+sale+Craigslist/3017865/story.html#ixzz0njqyH08a

Quote"Sulking, belligerent and grossly french over-rated goaltender who can't stop a beach ball, seeks new gig,"



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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #882 on: May 12, 2010, 07:13:53 PM »
methinks it's time for the Sidney Crosby with photoshopped golf clubs images to start showing up.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #883 on: May 12, 2010, 07:19:01 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on May 12, 2010, 07:13:53 PM
methinks it's time for the Sidney Crosby with photoshopped golf clubs images to start showing up.

Or a Penguin with a driver up its arse.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #884 on: May 12, 2010, 08:38:20 PM »
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