2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Quality Start Machine]

Wow, Hawks get dominated in the first 10 minutes but score the first goal.

I'll take 40 more minutes of that kind of domination.

[air2300]

Byfuglien! 

[air2300]

That was a fucking clinic. Had to watch on tape delay due to family activities and spent my time fending off texts and phone calls. Unbelievable.

I will also say that it's just game one. The Hawks got destroyed in game one last series and still won it in six games. While I love the idea of having home ice advantage I don't like the idea of going back to Chicago coming off a loss. Winning game two would go a long way.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm going to be a wreck until the Hawks win 4 games.

Anything else?

[Slaky]

That was a fucking clinic. Had to watch on tape delay due to family activities and spent my time fending off texts and phone calls. Unbelievable.

I will also say that it's just game one. The Hawks got destroyed in game one last series and still won it in six games. While I love the idea of having home ice advantage I don't like the idea of going back to Chicago coming off a loss. Winning game two would go a long way.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm going to be a wreck until the Hawks win 4 games.

Anything else?

Game three, please.

Dave Bolland goes from chump to champ. He OWNS Thornton's skull right now.

[Quality Start Machine]

6. The Hawks are now in virgin territory.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

That was a fucking clinic. Had to watch on tape delay due to family activities and spent my time fending off texts and phone calls. Unbelievable.

I will also say that it's just game one. The Hawks got destroyed in game one last series and still won it in six games. While I love the idea of having home ice advantage I don't like the idea of going back to Chicago coming off a loss. Winning game two would go a long way.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm going to be a wreck until the Hawks win 4 games.

Anything else?

Game three, please.

Dave Bolland goes from chump to champ. He OWNS Thornton's skull right now.

First it was Thing 2, now Jumbo Joe.

What the hell is Bolland doing to these guys?

(Actually, I gathered he was targeting Daniel's injured ankle early and often last series. What's Thornton's excuse?)

[Slaky]

That was a fucking clinic. Had to watch on tape delay due to family activities and spent my time fending off texts and phone calls. Unbelievable.

I will also say that it's just game one. The Hawks got destroyed in game one last series and still won it in six games. While I love the idea of having home ice advantage I don't like the idea of going back to Chicago coming off a loss. Winning game two would go a long way.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm going to be a wreck until the Hawks win 4 games.

Anything else?

Game three, please.

Dave Bolland goes from chump to champ. He OWNS Thornton's skull right now.

First it was Thing 2, now Jumbo Joe.

What the hell is Bolland doing to these guys?

(Actually, I gathered he was targeting Daniel's injured ankle early and often last series. What's Thornton's excuse?)

He's mush between the ears, obviously. His postseason failures are no secret.

How terrible is Nic Wallin?

[Waco Kid]

That was a fucking clinic. Had to watch on tape delay due to family activities and spent my time fending off texts and phone calls. Unbelievable.

I will also say that it's just game one. The Hawks got destroyed in game one last series and still won it in six games. While I love the idea of having home ice advantage I don't like the idea of going back to Chicago coming off a loss. Winning game two would go a long way.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm going to be a wreck until the Hawks win 4 games.

Anything else?

Game three, please.

Dave Bolland goes from chump to champ. He OWNS Thornton's skull right now.

First it was Thing 2, now Jumbo Joe.

What the hell is Bolland doing to these guys?

(Actually, I gathered he was targeting Daniel's injured ankle early and often last series. What's Thornton's excuse?)

He's mush between the ears, obviously. His postseason failures are no secret.

How terrible is Nic Wallin?

Jumbo Joe is as mentally soft as Reboundo. He'll need a straight jacket after Bolland is done with him.

[Bonk]

Wow, Hawks get dominated in the first 10 minutes...

Wait, what?

Looks like shots were 10-4 SJ before the Hawks' goal.

Looked like the ice was definitely tilted in the Sharks favor before that. Or maybe it was all the beer I drank that made it look that way.

Who gives a shit? Great fucking pair of road wins.

[Internet Apex]

Wow, Hawks get dominated in the first 10 minutes...

Wait, what?

Looks like shots were 10-4 SJ before the Hawks' goal.

Looked like the ice was definitely tilted in the Sharks favor before that. Or maybe it was all the beer I drank that made it look that way.

Who gives a shit? Great fucking pair of road wins.

LET'S GO HAWKS!!!!

[Gilgamesh]

Wow, Hawks get dominated in the first 10 minutes...

Wait, what?

Looks like shots were 10-4 SJ before the Hawks' goal.

Looked like the ice was definitely tilted in the Sharks favor before that. Or maybe it was all the beer I drank that made it look that way.

Who gives a shit? Great fucking pair of roaed twins.

LET'S GO HAWKS!!!!

Better.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Wow, Hawks get dominated in the first 10 minutes...

Wait, what?

Looks like shots were 10-4 SJ before the Hawks' goal.

Looked like the ice was definitely tilted in the Sharks favor before that.

The entire first was about as even a period of up-and-down hockey you're likely to see. Action went both ways, fast, the whole way.

Shots never tell the whole story, but take a look at this...

http://www.nhl.com/scores/htmlreports/20092010/PL030322.HTM

0:25 SJ shot
1:16 Chi shot
1:23 Chi miss
1:25 Chi miss
1:31 SJ shot
4:22 SJ shot blocked
4:40 Chi shot blocked
5:34 SJ miss
5:46 SJ miss
5:54 SJ shot
5:55 SJ shot
6:00 SJ shot blocked
7:06 SJ shot
7:11 SJ shot
7:35 SJ shot blocked
8:31 Chi shot
9:35 Chi shot
9:40 Chi shot blocked
10:01 SJ shot
10:09 SJ shot blocked
10:35 SJ shot
10:45 Chi shot blocked
10:58 Chi shot blocked
11:18 SJ shot
11:37 SJ shot
11:51 Chi shot
12:01 Chi shot blocked
12:05 Chi miss
12:34 Chi shot
12:48 Chi goal

There's about a 30-second stretch there at 5:30 where the Hawks had to weather a barrage of pucks towards their net, but beyond that it was pretty even through and through.

Hits were all but even at 9-8 Sharks. Face-offs, too at 5-4 Sharks. The Hawks had 1 takeaway to the Sharks' 0 and 1 giveaway to the Sharks' 3.

[CT III]

That was a fucking clinic. Had to watch on tape delay due to family activities and spent my time fending off texts and phone calls. Unbelievable.

I will also say that it's just game one. The Hawks got destroyed in game one last series and still won it in six games. While I love the idea of having home ice advantage I don't like the idea of going back to Chicago coming off a loss. Winning game two would go a long way.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm going to be a wreck until the Hawks win 4 games.

Anything else?

Game three, please.

Dave Bolland goes from chump to champ. He OWNS Thornton's skull right now.

First it was Thing 2, now Jumbo Joe.

What the hell is Bolland doing to these guys?

(Actually, I gathered he was targeting Daniel's injured ankle early and often last series. What's Thornton's excuse?)

He's mush between the ears, obviously. His postseason failures are no secret.

How terrible is Nic Wallin?

Worse than Evgeni Nabokov?

If this keeps up, I might start believing that Antti Niemi is good enough to be a starting goaltender.

[SKO]

Wow, Hawks get dominated in the first 10 minutes...

Wait, what?

Looks like shots were 10-4 SJ before the Hawks' goal.

Looked like the ice was definitely tilted in the Sharks favor before that.

The entire first was about as even a period of up-and-down hockey you're likely to see. Action went both ways, fast, the whole way.

Shots never tell the whole story, but take a look at this...

http://www.nhl.com/scores/htmlreports/20092010/PL030322.HTM

0:25 SJ shot
1:16 Chi shot
1:23 Chi miss
1:25 Chi miss
1:31 SJ shot
4:22 SJ shot blocked
4:40 Chi shot blocked
5:34 SJ miss
5:46 SJ miss
5:54 SJ shot
5:55 SJ shot
6:00 SJ shot blocked
7:06 SJ shot
7:11 SJ shot
7:35 SJ shot blocked
8:31 Chi shot
9:35 Chi shot
9:40 Chi shot blocked
10:01 SJ shot
10:09 SJ shot blocked
10:35 SJ shot
10:45 Chi shot blocked
10:58 Chi shot blocked
11:18 SJ shot
11:37 SJ shot
11:51 Chi shot
12:01 Chi shot blocked
12:05 Chi miss
12:34 Chi shot
12:48 Chi goal

There's about a 30-second stretch there at 5:30 where the Hawks had to weather a barrage of pucks towards their net, but beyond that it was pretty even through and through.

Hits were all but even at 9-8 Sharks. Face-offs, too at 5-4 Sharks. The Hawks had 1 takeaway to the Sharks' 0 and 1 giveaway to the Sharks' 3.

The Blackhawks got dominated last night like the '75 Reds. Hell, I haven't seen a team so thoroughly trounced since the '96 Bulls.

[Quality Start Machine]

That was a fucking clinic. Had to watch on tape delay due to family activities and spent my time fending off texts and phone calls. Unbelievable.

I will also say that it's just game one. The Hawks got destroyed in game one last series and still won it in six games. While I love the idea of having home ice advantage I don't like the idea of going back to Chicago coming off a loss. Winning game two would go a long way.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm going to be a wreck until the Hawks win 4 games.

Anything else?

Game three, please.

Dave Bolland goes from chump to champ. He OWNS Thornton's skull right now.

First it was Thing 2, now Jumbo Joe.

What the hell is Bolland doing to these guys?

(Actually, I gathered he was targeting Daniel's injured ankle early and often last series. What's Thornton's excuse?)

He's mush between the ears, obviously. His postseason failures are no secret.

How terrible is Nic Wallin?

Worse than Evgeni Nabokov?

If this keeps up, I might start believing that Antti Niemi is good enough to be a starting goaltender.

Nabokov has given up some shit-awful goals in this series. Who knew his weakness was shots from 30+ feet out?