2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[R-V]

Where the hell can I get a Dustin Byfuglien jersey? Sure, Toews is a golden god and Niemi was probably the series MVP, but my mancrush on this guy is reaching Derrek Lee levels. Just awesome everywhere. Go Hawks.

Hockee ignoramus question: is this a Mark Lemke situation where Byfuglien is just scoring out of his ass this postseason? Is he otherwise a good player and the goal-scoring is getting him some much deserved attention? Enlighten me on the rise of Hatty Black Beans.

[Quality Start Machine]

Where the hell can I get a Dustin Byfuglien jersey? Sure, Toews is a golden god and Niemi was probably the series MVP, but my mancrush on this guy is reaching Derrek Lee levels. Just awesome everywhere. Go Hawks.

Hockee ignoramus question: is this a Mark Lemke situation where Byfuglien is just scoring out of his ass this postseason? Is he otherwise a good player and the goal-scoring is getting him some much deserved attention? Enlighten me on the rise of Hatty Black Beans.

He's frustrating, in that he's prone to loafing once he gets into a comfort zone, but can be pretty effective when he's interested.

Right now he's very interested.

[Waco Kid]

Where the hell can I get a Dustin Byfuglien jersey? Sure, Toews is a golden god and Niemi was probably the series MVP, but my mancrush on this guy is reaching Derrek Lee levels. Just awesome everywhere. Go Hawks.

Hockee ignoramus question: is this a Mark Lemke situation where Byfuglien is just scoring out of his ass this postseason? Is he otherwise a good player and the goal-scoring is getting him some much deserved attention? Enlighten me on the rise of Hatty Black Beans.

He's frustrating, in that he's prone to loafing once he gets into a comfort zone, but can be pretty effective when he's interested.

Right now he's very interested.

Opposing fan bases playing him up as the number #1 villain on the Hawks has kept him motivated.

[Kermit IV]

Why are Chuck and Apex trying to ruin this thread?  You serious Hawk fans deserve this so very much.  Good on you.

[Gilgamesh]

Fuck the days when I'd be there with four buddies at the low low cost of 8 dollars a pop with 4500 idiots.

[Slaky]

Fuck the days when I'd be there with four buddies at the low low cost of 8 dollars a pop with 4500 idiots.

I enjoyed being one of 13 people clapping through the anthem. That was a treat.

[MAD]

Fuck the days when I'd be there with four buddies at the low low cost of 8 dollars a pop with 4500 idiots.

I'm just pumped that, this time around, I'll actually be able to watch all of the Cup Finals on television.  Fuck you, Bill Wirtz!

[Gilgamesh]

Fuck the days when I'd be there with four buddies at the low low cost of 8 dollars a pop with 4500 idiots.

I'm just pumped that, this time around, I'll actually be able to watch all of the Cup Finals on television.  Fuck you, Bill Wirtz!

How dare you besmirch the good name of SportsChannel!!!

[Quality Start Machine]

Fuck the days when I'd be there with four buddies at the low low cost of 8 dollars a pop with 4500 idiots.

I'm just pumped that, this time around, I'll actually be able to watch all of the Cup Finals on television.  Fuck you, Bill Wirtz!

No closed-circuit at a movie theater, just for old times' sake?

[air2300]

So how about that Duncan Keith?  I know hockey players are tough but getting back and playing well minutes after taking a puck to the face and losing 7 teeth deserves some props, no?  

[Oleg]

So how about that Duncan Keith?  I know hockey players are tough but getting back and playing well minutes after taking a puck to the face and losing 7 teeth deserves some props, no?  

We should all pull out one tooth in his honor.

[Gilgamesh]

So how about that Duncan Keith?  I know hockey players are tough but getting back and playing well minutes after taking a puck to the face and losing 7 teeth deserves some props, no?  

We should all pull out one tooth in his honor.

Wisdom teeth count?

[MAD]

Fuck the days when I'd be there with four buddies at the low low cost of 8 dollars a pop with 4500 idiots.

I'm just pumped that, this time around, I'll actually be able to watch all of the Cup Finals on television.  Fuck you, Bill Wirtz!

How dare you besmirch the good name of SportsChannel!!! HawkVision.

Wirtz'd.

Fuck the days when I'd be there with four buddies at the low low cost of 8 dollars a pop with 4500 idiots.

I'm just pumped that, this time around, I'll actually be able to watch all of the Cup Finals on television.  Fuck you, Bill Wirtz!

No closed-circuit at a movie theater, just for old times' sake?

I was in DeKalb for the summer, in that purgatory known as "20 years old" having just lost my wallet--with fake ID--two weeks earlier.  I laid on the floor of my Stadium View II apartment listening to Pat Foley's descriptions of of heartbreaking Barrasso save after heartbreaking Barrasso save in the 1-0 loss.

I was able to sneak into Molly's for the third period of Game 4 and saw Dirk Graham's hatty black beans but I'm still scarred by that fuckhead Barrasso and Game 3 and relying on my imagination to envision the nut punch.

[Quality Start Machine]

So...anybody up for a food & drink get-together for Game 1?

[Slaky]

So...anybody up for a food & drink get-together for Game 1?

Weebs has a softball game.