2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Timmy B]

Regarding the Kane interview, I thought he was sort of an asshole.  He introduced his annoying, screaming companion as "his world-famous cousin," then got all pissed off when the reporter joked, "Just make sure you don't take any cab rides."  Kane opened up the joking and then got all petulant when the reporter joined in.  I thought it was pretty childish.  Of course, he IS a child, so...

Fuck the damn reporter. Laugh along with Kane, shut up about that kind of stuff, and move on.

That's my point.  He WAS trying to laugh along with Kane, and Kane acted like a dick.  He's a hell of a hockey player, but I think he was a dick to that one reporter in that one instance.  I'm not trying to make a bigger deal out of it than that.  That is all.

Based on all the shots of him shotgunning beer out of the Cup on the parade bus, I'm pretty sure he was also shitbagged drunk, too.

(Pretty sure that Coach Q probably added to his DUI pile, too.)

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Regarding the Kane interview, I thought he was sort of an asshole.  He introduced his annoying, screaming companion as "his world-famous cousin," then got all pissed off when the reporter joked, "Just make sure you don't take any cab rides."  Kane opened up the joking and then got all petulant when the reporter joined in.  I thought it was pretty childish.  Of course, he IS a child, so...

Fuck the damn reporter. Laugh along with Kane, shut up about that kind of stuff, and move on.

That's my point.  He WAS trying to laugh along with Kane, and Kane acted like a dick.  He's a hell of a hockey player, but I think he was a dick to that one reporter in that one instance.  I'm not trying to make a bigger deal out of it than that.  That is all.

Based on all the shots of him shotgunning beer out of the Cup on the parade bus, I'm pretty sure he was also shitbagged drunk, too.

Shitbagged drunk at the end of Game 6 but still managing to score the clinching goal?

Imagine the outrageous dangles Kane could pull off if sober!

[Internet Apex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EttKKDpGxtI&feature=related

[EVILteddie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EttKKDpGxtI&feature=related

What if Chris Pronger wasn't a bitch?

[Quality Start Machine]

By-FOOOO-Glee-In.

[MAD]

{url=http://www.blogesalming.com/2010/06/whats-up-with-name-byfuglien.html]By-FOOOO-Glee-In[/url].

Way to link, no-link.

[Quality Start Machine]

By-FOOOO-Glee-In.

Way to link, no-link.

Fixed, Dick Johnson.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

By-FOOOO-Glee-In.

Way to link, no-link.

Fixed, Dick Johnson.

Ahem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL-IaFKsIw4

[Waco Kid]

It looks like the Captain will be on the NHL 11 cover.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/From-Conn-Smythe-to-NHL-11-cover-boy-for-Jonatha?urn=nhl,248357

http://www.operationsports.com/newspost.php?id=419679

[Kermit IV]

It looks like the Captain will be on the NHL 11 cover.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/From-Conn-Smythe-to-NHL-11-cover-boy-for-Jonatha?urn=nhl,248357

http://www.operationsports.com/newspost.php?id=419679

Back-to-back Hawks on the cover?  That's pretty awesome.

[Quality Start Machine]

It looks like the Captain will be on the NHL 11 cover.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/From-Conn-Smythe-to-NHL-11-cover-boy-for-Jonatha?urn=nhl,248357

http://www.operationsports.com/newspost.php?id=419679

Back-to-back Hawks on the cover?  That's pretty awesome.

The Hawks move product. If this keeps up, look for Patrick Sharp on NHL 12.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It looks like the Captain will be on the NHL 11 cover.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/From-Conn-Smythe-to-NHL-11-cover-boy-for-Jonatha?urn=nhl,248357

http://www.operationsports.com/newspost.php?id=419679

Back-to-back Hawks on the cover?  That's pretty awesome.

The Hawks move product. If this keeps up, look for Patrick Sharp on NHL 12.

That's assuming Sharp is still on the Hawks in 2012.

[Slaky]

It looks like the Captain will be on the NHL 11 cover.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/From-Conn-Smythe-to-NHL-11-cover-boy-for-Jonatha?urn=nhl,248357

http://www.operationsports.com/newspost.php?id=419679

Back-to-back Hawks on the cover?  That's pretty awesome.

The Hawks move product. If this keeps up, look for Patrick Sharp on NHL 12.

That's assuming Sharp is still on the Hawks in 2012.

I don't get too overly sentimental about players anymore but I hope the Hawks figure out a way to keep Sharp around forever. That guy just fucking rules at everything.

OK fine, I just like to gaze into his dreamy eyes.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It looks like the Captain will be on the NHL 11 cover.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/From-Conn-Smythe-to-NHL-11-cover-boy-for-Jonatha?urn=nhl,248357

http://www.operationsports.com/newspost.php?id=419679

Back-to-back Hawks on the cover?  That's pretty awesome.

The Hawks move product. If this keeps up, look for Patrick Sharp on NHL 12.

That's assuming Sharp is still on the Hawks in 2012.

I don't get too overly sentimental about players anymore but I hope the Hawks figure out a way to keep Sharp around forever. That guy just fucking rules at everything.

OK fine, I just like to gaze into his dreamy eyes.

I'm very much with you on both points.

[SKO]

It looks like the Captain will be on the NHL 11 cover.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/From-Conn-Smythe-to-NHL-11-cover-boy-for-Jonatha?urn=nhl,248357

http://www.operationsports.com/newspost.php?id=419679

Back-to-back Hawks on the cover?  That's pretty awesome.

The Hawks move product. If this keeps up, look for Patrick Sharp on NHL 12.

It'll be Byfuglien. He'll be on the cover and I'll buy the game and then I'll take it everywhere with me and someday he and I will run into each other and he'll be like "that's awesome, that kid has my video game" and he'll want to go play it with me and we'll play it and then we'll be best friends.