2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Quality Start Machine]

According to Mike Kiley, Sharp and Buff will not be traded.

Mike Kiley made Sharp/Kozlov viral based on nothing more than some asshole playing with capgeek, so I put too much stock in it.

That being said, Sharp would have to bring back something absolutely insane for him to go anywhere. Even with a $3.9MM cap hit he's a bargain.

Buff, Versteeg, Sopel, Huet, Bolland...Stan Bowman is listening.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It looks like the Captain will be on the NHL 11 cover.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/From-Conn-Smythe-to-NHL-11-cover-boy-for-Jonatha?urn=nhl,248357

http://www.operationsports.com/newspost.php?id=419679

Back-to-back Hawks on the cover?  That's pretty awesome.

The Hawks move product. If this keeps up, look for Patrick Sharp on NHL 12.

It'll be Byfuglien. He'll be on the cover and I'll buy the game and then I'll take it everywhere with me and someday he and I will run into each other and he'll be like "that's awesome, that kid has my video game" and he'll want to go play it with me and we'll play it and then we'll be best friends.

Dear Dustin,

I feel like I can call you Dustin because you and me are so much alike.  I would love to meet you some day.  It would be great to have a faceoff.  I know I can't skate as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed with my speed.  I love your hair.  You skate fast.  Do you have a good relationship with your father?  Me neither.  These are all things we can talk about and more.  I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends.  I am sure our relationship would be a real power play.

SKO

[Quality Start Machine]

Hawks sign Slak's new favorite player

[Slaky]

Hawks sign Slak's new favorite player

The next Anders Myrvold or Espen Knutsen (minus the accidental killing, I hope).

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Hawks sign Slak's new favorite player

The next Anders Myrvold or Espen Knutsen (minus the accidental killing, I hope).

Slak won't be happy until he sees Vikingstad rocking the four feathers.

[CT III]

Hawks sign Slak's new favorite player

The next Anders Myrvold or Espen Knutsen (minus the accidental killing, I hope).

Slak won't be happy until he sees Vikingstad rocking the fourFIVE feathers.

Idiotic rumor'd.

[Gilgamesh]

Hawks sign Slak's new favorite player

The next Anders Myrvold or Espen Knutsen (minus the accidental killing, I hope).

Slak won't be happy until he sees Vikingstad rocking the fourFIVE feathers.

Idiotic rumor'd.

Yeah, when the hell did that rumor start?  I think I heard it on Boers and Bernstein or some other show on the Score.  What a joke.

[Quality Start Machine]

Hawks sign Slak's new favorite player

The next Anders Myrvold or Espen Knutsen (minus the accidental killing, I hope).

Slak won't be happy until he sees Vikingstad rocking the four feathers.

Vikingstad in a Hawks uniform could cause enough boners to circle the Globe 5 times.

[Yeti]

Entire Finals will be shown from 8am on tomorrow on the NHL Network. Get your TiVos set if you don't already have the games recorded.

[SKO]

Hawks sign Slak's new favorite player

The next Anders Myrvold or Espen Knutsen (minus the accidental killing, I hope).

Slak won't be happy until he sees Vikingstad rocking the four feathers.

Vikingstad in a Hawks uniform could cause enough boners to circle the Globe 5 times.

They could finally capture that elusive Stanley Cup Championship.

[Slaky]

Hawks sign Slak's new favorite player

The next Anders Myrvold or Espen Knutsen (minus the accidental killing, I hope).

Slak won't be happy until he sees Vikingstad rocking the four feathers.

Vikingstad in a Hawks uniform could cause enough boners to circle the Globe 5 times.

They could finally capture that elusive Stanley Cup Championship.

We already got that dude. Time to rape and pillage.

[Quality Start Machine]

Hawks sign Slak's new favorite player

The next Anders Myrvold or Espen Knutsen (minus the accidental killing, I hope).

Slak won't be happy until he sees Vikingstad rocking the four feathers.

Vikingstad in a Hawks uniform could cause enough boners to circle the Globe 5 times.

They could finally capture that elusive Stanley Cup Championship.

It's not about wins and losses any more. Now it's about awesome names on hockey sweaters.

[SKO]

Hawks sign Slak's new favorite player

The next Anders Myrvold or Espen Knutsen (minus the accidental killing, I hope).

Slak won't be happy until he sees Vikingstad rocking the four feathers.

Vikingstad in a Hawks uniform could cause enough boners to circle the Globe 5 times.

They could finally capture that elusive Stanley Cup Championship.

We already got that dude. Time to rape and pillage.

And Rape?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Hawks sign Slak's new favorite player

The next Anders Myrvold or Espen Knutsen (minus the accidental killing, I hope).

Slak won't be happy until he sees Vikingstad rocking the four feathers.

Vikingstad in a Hawks uniform could cause enough boners to circle the Globe 5 times.

They could finally capture that elusive Stanley Cup Championship.

It's not about wins and losses any more. Now it's about awesome names on hockey sweaters.

I'm honestly a bit surprised Slak didn't name his kid Tore.

[Quality Start Machine]

Hawks sign Slak's new favorite player

The next Anders Myrvold or Espen Knutsen (minus the accidental killing, I hope).

Slak won't be happy until he sees Vikingstad rocking the four feathers.

Vikingstad in a Hawks uniform could cause enough boners to circle the Globe 5 times.

They could finally capture that elusive Stanley Cup Championship.

It's not about wins and losses any more. Now it's about awesome names on hockey sweaters.

I'm honestly a bit surprised Slak didn't name his kid Tore.

He named him after this guy...



But for cool names, there's not one but two guys named "Brock" in this year's draft class...one, Brock Nelson, is a center who might doff a Hawks' cap at #30. The other one is Brock Beukeboom...the only name that could possible be better than that would be Check Hitsmore.