2012

[powen01]

If California's going into the ocean, what does this mean for Gil's strip clubs?

[Quality Start Machine]

If California's going into the ocean, what does this mean for Gil's strip clubs?

Wet T-shirts, natch.

[Gil Gunderson]

If California's going into the ocean, what does this mean for Gil's strip clubs?

Wet T-shirts, natch.

It'll leave me with Nevadan brothels, brah!

[Kermit, B.]

I don't get what step 2 of Cusack's plan is.  Are they just going to fly around and watch the world collapse until they run out of gas?

If you were able to hold out to the end of the trailer (and I can't blame you if you weren't) you'd have seen that it's only California that's getting swallowed up whole at that point.

Vacation in Lake Tahoe!

Who wants to live in a world without Californians?

[Philberto]

BTW, this movie has got to be better than the other 2012 movie. I watched it the other day and it was horrid. Acting was horrid along with everything else. Apparently, the planets were going to be in a perfect line and causing all these earthquakes, blah blah. Chicks were not too attractive. During a hail storm, this guy was inexplicably swerving all throughout it. I'm not sure if he felt he could miss the hail, but he was unlucky and one struck the windshield, went through it, and killed him. Good stuff

[Richard Chuggar]

BTW, this movie has got to be better than the other 2012 movie. I watched it the other day and it was horrid. Acting was horrid along with everything else. Apparently, the planets were going to be in a perfect line and causing all these earthquakes, blah blah. Chicks were not too attractive. During a hail storm, this guy was inexplicably swerving all throughout it. I'm not sure if he felt he could miss the hail, but he was unlucky and one struck the windshield, went through it, and killed him. Good stuff

Was it horrid or good stuff? 

[Philberto]

BTW, this movie has got to be better than the other 2012 movie. I watched it the other day and it was horrid. Acting was horrid along with everything else. Apparently, the planets were going to be in a perfect line and causing all these earthquakes, blah blah. Chicks were not too attractive. During a hail storm, this guy was inexplicably swerving all throughout it. I'm not sure if he felt he could miss the hail, but he was unlucky and one struck the windshield, went through it, and killed him. Good stuff

Was it horrid or good stuff? 

Both

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

BTW, this movie has got to be better than the other 2012 movie. I watched it the other day and it was horrid.

What, was Netflix fresh out of Fireproof and Bible Man?

[Philberto]

BTW, this movie has got to be better than the other 2012 movie. I watched it the other day and it was horrid.

What, was Netflix fresh out of Fireproof and Bible Man?

Fireproof. I knew there was something in my life that was missing. Too bad it's not on instant queue or else it'd be in a constant loop on the Xbox 5000 Gamemaster

[Kermit, B.]

DOOOOOOM!!!

[CBStew]

Back in '44 there was a buncha fellers who read the Bible real close an' figgered out that the world was gonna end sometime in October of that year an' they let the rest of us know about it in July of that year so we could spend three months or so worryin about how we was all gonna die 'cept for maybe a few who got on God's good side.  I don't know if many folks got the message and became better people for it, but it sure got our attention away from the fact that we were already doing a pretty good job of ending civilization as we used to know it.  But maybe that's what these predictions are all about anyway.  You look at what's going on and then pick up the Bible or the 1917 Farmer's Almanac or Aunt Lizzie's cup with the leftover tealeaves an surenough its all explained right there.  'Cept in my case, after Halloween in '44 I never could get too excited when I heard that the world was goin to end.  I mean it has to someday, don't it?

[Chuck to Chuck]

I mean it has to someday, don't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG-CfVjRr74

Time index: 8:03

[MAD]

Based solely on this preview...this is probably the worst movie ever made.

Another let's-pick-a-not-too-distant-year-and-get-people-scared-movie?  Sounds terrible.  What's worse is that some people believe this shit.

Actually, I think this 12/21/2012 end of the world prediction is one of the more popular ones.

Great.  My 10-year wedding anniversary is going to get wiped out by Armageddon.

[Weebs]

Based solely on this preview...this is probably the worst movie ever made.

Another let's-pick-a-not-too-distant-year-and-get-people-scared-movie?  Sounds terrible.  What's worse is that some people believe this shit.

Actually, I think this 12/21/2012 end of the world prediction is one of the more popular ones.

Great.  My 10-year wedding anniversary is going to get wiped out by Armageddon.

If you're going to tape over your wedding anniversary, at least make it something better than Armageddon.

ZING!

[Weebs]

DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.