2012

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

You willingly wasted over two and a half hours watching a really shitty movie and couldn't even hear the sound effects properly.

Yeah... You really stuck it to the man by saving that ten bucks.

[Richard Chuggar]

DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

You willingly wasted over two and a half hours watching a really shitty movie and couldn't even hear the sound effects properly.

Yeah... You really stuck it to the man by saving that ten bucks.

Do you know how many video games he can buy now b/c of that ten bucks being back in his pocket? 
No, seriously, how many can he buy?  I haven't bought a video game since I was 14.

[Weebs]

DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

You willingly wasted over two and a half hours watching a really shitty movie and couldn't even hear the sound effects properly.

Yeah... You really stuck it to the man by saving that ten bucks.

Do you know how many video games he can buy now b/c of that ten bucks being back in his pocket? 
No, seriously, how many can he buy?  I haven't bought a video game since I was 14.

1/6 of a game.  Or I can use the money to take my woman to see a movie.  Maybe we'll go see 2012!

[Richard Chuggar]

DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

You willingly wasted over two and a half hours watching a really shitty movie and couldn't even hear the sound effects properly.

Yeah... You really stuck it to the man by saving that ten bucks.

Do you know how many video games he can buy now b/c of that ten bucks being back in his pocket? 
No, seriously, how many can he buy?  I haven't bought a video game since I was 14.

1/6 of a game.  Or I can use the money to take my woman to see a movie.  Maybe we'll go see 2012!

We get it, you have an imaginary girlfriend. 
So who did you go to a horrible movie with on opening night?  Bill?  You're the coolest.

[Kermit, B.]

DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

Seriously, why the fuck would you go see this?

[CT III]

DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

Seriously, why the fuck would you go see this?

John Cusack is dreamy.

[Weebs]

DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

Seriously, why the fuck would you go see this?

I have a soft spot for disaster flicks, although I've been disappointed for the last 22 years.

[CBStew]

DPD

The sound crapped out in this about 30 minutes into the movie, so the next 1:45 was spent listening to a movie running on a set of really shitty speakers.  I don't think you get the same emotional impact when a tidal wave destroying a city sounds about as intense as a kid splashing around in the pool.  The good news is, I was spared having to spend $10 on this because everyone in the theater got a refund.  Win.

Seriously, why the fuck would you go see this?

I have a soft spot for disaster flicks, although I've been disappointed for the last 22 years.

The SNL re-cut of the trailer to link the disaster to Palin's election to the Presidency was pure gold.

[Philberto]

Just saw this movie is 160 minutes. That shot whatever thoughts I had about watching it when it came out on video right out of the door.

[Slaky]

Just saw this movie is 160 minutes. That shot whatever thoughts I had about watching it when it came out on video right out of the door.

King Kong, that's a long movie.