I admit it...

[Internet Apex]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

Give me a break.  Not with someone who thought that the Neo American Church dated back to the 1600's.

Even he has standards.

She's a very nice young lady, but that is not one of the tastes that I share with HHCBH. (She also didn't know who Tim Leary was but did know about the Mellons, which I suppose makes sense even though Gulf never actually set up shop in Bahrain. This part of the story really didn't flow properly as a result, but I tried.)

So did you get the d in the v?

I have no such intention, Yeti. Quarter-century age differences are not in my ambit.

So what in the hell are you admitting to?

Pex, I laid a Mr. Natural on an innocent, young, and utterly defenseless mind.

[flannj]

utterly defenseless mind.

Every conversation I've ever had with Wheezer has made me feel this way about myself.

[Internet Apex]

... It's July and I think your whole "dibs" system is fucking bitch-made homo geigh shit and anybody who slashes another man's tires because he shoveled a little tiny square of snow is a fucking pussy. I understand parking is scarce up here. But in Buttpuddle we shoveled fucking snow until the fucking cows came home or else we couldn't drive. My parents' driveway was 60 feet long. DadPex made me shovel it just to get me out of his fucking drunk, bearded face.  And people up here think they have the right to claim public property because they shoveled like 8 square feet of fucking snow. And that gives them the right to fuck with another man's vehicle. Well, I should throw a molitov cocktail through your window and harm your children then right? Because dibs. Daley said so. Fuck you.

[Internet Apex]

... I'm drinkin'.

[CT III]

... It's July and I think your whole "dibs" system is fucking bitch-made homo geigh shit and anybody who slashes another man's tires because he shoveled a little tiny square of snow is a fucking pussy. I understand parking is scarce up here. But in Buttpuddle we shoveled fucking snow until the fucking cows came home or else we couldn't drive. My parents' driveway was 60 feet long. DadPex made me shovel it just to get me out of his fucking drunk, bearded face.  And people up here think they have the right to claim public property because they shoveled like 8 square feet of fucking snow. And that gives them the right to fuck with another man's vehicle. Well, I should throw a molitov cocktail through your window and harm your children then right? Because dibs. Daley said so. Fuck you.

I'm also drinkin' and I agree with all of this.

Then again, I have a driveway, like a civilized human being.

[Saul Goodman]

... It's July and I think your whole "dibs" system is fucking bitch-made homo geigh shit and anybody who slashes another man's tires because he shoveled a little tiny square of snow is a fucking pussy. I understand parking is scarce up here. But in Buttpuddle we shoveled fucking snow until the fucking cows came home or else we couldn't drive. My parents' driveway was 60 feet long. DadPex made me shovel it just to get me out of his fucking drunk, bearded face.  And people up here think they have the right to claim public property because they shoveled like 8 square feet of fucking snow. And that gives them the right to fuck with another man's vehicle. Well, I should throw a molitov cocktail through your window and harm your children then right? Because dibs. Daley said so. Fuck you.

Are you...are you hallucinating snow?

[CBStew]

... It's July and I think your whole "dibs" system is fucking bitch-made homo geigh shit and anybody who slashes another man's tires because he shoveled a little tiny square of snow is a fucking pussy. I understand parking is scarce up here. But in Buttpuddle we shoveled fucking snow until the fucking cows came home or else we couldn't drive. My parents' driveway was 60 feet long. DadPex made me shovel it just to get me out of his fucking drunk, bearded face.  And people up here think they have the right to claim public property because they shoveled like 8 square feet of fucking snow. And that gives them the right to fuck with another man's vehicle. Well, I should throw a molitov cocktail through your window and harm your children then right? Because dibs. Daley said so. Fuck you.

It's July 13.  Where are you?  The Chilean Andes?

[Wheezer]

... It's July and I think your whole "dibs" system is fucking bitch-made homo geigh shit and anybody who slashes another man's tires because he shoveled a little tiny square of snow is a fucking pussy. I understand parking is scarce up here. But in Buttpuddle we shoveled fucking snow until the fucking cows came home or else we couldn't drive. My parents' driveway was 60 feet long. DadPex made me shovel it just to get me out of his fucking drunk, bearded face.  And people up here think they have the right to claim public property because they shoveled like 8 square feet of fucking snow. And that gives them the right to fuck with another man's vehicle. Well, I should throw a molitov cocktail through your window and harm your children then right? Because dibs. Daley said so. Fuck you.

It's July 13.  Where are you?  The Chilean Andes?

Just between you and me, Stew, the neighbor had never heard of a "parlor game," either.

[Internet Apex]

... I almost cried just now while reading "A Storm of Swords."

Shut up. Don't fucking talk to me. I hate you.

[Canadouche]

... I almost cried just now while reading "A Storm of Swords."

Shut up. Don't fucking talk to me. I hate you.

The wedding part?

[Chuck to Chuck]

... I almost cried just now while reading "A Storm of Swords."

Shut up. Don't fucking talk to me. I hate you.

Gotta be gay porn, right?

[CBStew]

... It's July and I think your whole "dibs" system is fucking bitch-made homo geigh shit and anybody who slashes another man's tires because he shoveled a little tiny square of snow is a fucking pussy. I understand parking is scarce up here. But in Buttpuddle we shoveled fucking snow until the fucking cows came home or else we couldn't drive. My parents' driveway was 60 feet long. DadPex made me shovel it just to get me out of his fucking drunk, bearded face.  And people up here think they have the right to claim public property because they shoveled like 8 square feet of fucking snow. And that gives them the right to fuck with another man's vehicle. Well, I should throw a molitov cocktail through your window and harm your children then right? Because dibs. Daley said so. Fuck you.

It's July 13.  Where are you?  The Chilean Andes?

Just between you and me, Stew, the neighbor had never heard of a "parlor game," either.

Oh, she'd heard of them alright.  But in an entirely different context.  I mean, Dictionary?  Botticelli?  Give me a break.

[Internet Apex]

... I almost cried just now while reading "A Storm of Swords."

Shut up. Don't fucking talk to me. I hate you.

The wedding part?

Not that part.

[Canadouche]

... I almost cried just now while reading "A Storm of Swords."

Shut up. Don't fucking talk to me. I hate you.

The wedding part?

Not that part.

You heartless fuck.

[Internet Apex]

... I almost cried just now while reading "A Storm of Swords."

Shut up. Don't fucking talk to me. I hate you.

The wedding part?

Not that part.

You heartless fuck.

That scene hit me in the stomach. I knew that old cunt was up to no good but didn't quite expect that whole clusterfuck. It probably buttered me up for SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER









"You know nothing, Jon Snow."

That shit was horrible.