I admit it...

[Internet Apex]

It's so generic that it sounds like any old baseball game.

No it doesn't. It sounds like two old guys who don't like each other pretending they are having a conversation while there may be some sort of sporting event going on in the background.  All in monotone.

Farmer: "I was having dinner last night a steak and a glass of Compari there's a high drive to deep left field home run number 16 for Konerko Sox now within one in with two outs in the ninth and the waitress brought me a lamb chop that was undercooked I complained that I ordered a steak that's strike three on Dunn and this ball game has come to an end."

Jackson: "What?"

This is a transcript, not a bit.

I laughed so hard I pee'd a little.

[Chuck to Chuck]

It's so generic that it sounds like any old baseball game.

No it doesn't. It sounds like two old guys who don't like each other pretending they are having a conversation while there may be some sort of sporting event going on in the background.  All in monotone.

Farmer: "I was having dinner last night a steak and a glass of Compari there's a high drive to deep left field home run number 16 for Konerko Sox now within one in with two outs in the ninth and the waitress brought me a lamb chop that was undercooked I complained that I ordered a steak that's strike three on Dunn and this ball game has come to an end."

Jackson: "What?"

This is a transcript, not a bit.

I laughed so hard I pee'd a little.

There are times in the car when I turn the Sox on to just hear what the score is and I'll hear a conversation like the one above and scream, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!?"

[CBStew]

It's so generic that it sounds like any old baseball game.

No it doesn't. It sounds like two old guys who don't like each other pretending they are having a conversation while there may be some sort of sporting event going on in the background.  All in monotone.

Farmer: "I was having dinner last night a steak and a glass of Compari there's a high drive to deep left field home run number 16 for Konerko Sox now within one in with two outs in the ninth and the waitress brought me a lamb chop that was undercooked I complained that I ordered a steak that's strike three on Dunn and this ball game has come to an end."

Jackson: "What?"

This is a transcript, not a bit.

I laughed so hard I pee'd a little.

There are times in the car when I turn the Sox on to just hear what the score is and I'll hear a conversation like the one above and scream, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!?"

To me the hilarious thing is that someone would drink a glass of Compari with a steak.  Did he mean Cabernet?

[CT III]

Also, Ed Farmer is creepy.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Also, Ed Farmer is creepy.

Which one in the picture isn't creepy?

[Quality Start Machine]

Also, Ed Farmer is creepy.

Which one in the picture isn't creepy?

Nice sateen shirt Morph, but what the hell happened to your hair?

[Internet Apex]

Also, Ed Farmer is creepy.

Which one in the picture isn't creepy?

Nice sateen shirt Morph, but what the hell happened to your hair?

Mike Norph?

[Tony]

I thought the same actress played Jackie Robinson's wife and Django's wife.

[Tonker]

I thought the same actress played Jackie Robinson's wife and Django's wife.

For shame, Tony.  Just checking: you know Lucy Liu and Sandra Oh are two different people, right?

[Tony]

I thought the same actress played Jackie Robinson's wife and Django's wife.

For shame, Tony.  Just checking: you know Lucy Liu and Sandra Oh are two different people, right?

Yep. Lucy Liu is hot.

[Internet Apex]

I thought the same actress played Jackie Robinson's wife and Django's wife.

For shame, Tony.  Just checking: you know Lucy Liu and Sandra Oh are two different people, right?

Yep. Lucy Liu is hot.

So is Sandra. SHHhhhh. Shut up! Yes.

[Brownie]

.. the first thing I am going to do after the boy is in bed and the Hawks win tonight is pour a tall glass of single malt Scotch. The second thing I'm going to do, weather permitting, is take it outside and start a nice toasty fire in my outdoor fireplace. But the third thing I am going to do is pull up the archived broadcast of today's game and luxuriate in Ken Harrelson's call of every one of Dioner Navarro's home runs.

[Slaky]

.. the first thing I am going to do after the boy is in bed and the Hawks win tonight is pour a tall glass of single malt Scotch. The second thing I'm going to do, weather permitting, is take it outside and start a nice toasty fire in my outdoor fireplace. But the third thing I am going to do is pull up the archived broadcast of today's game and luxuriate in Ken Harrelson's call of every one of Dioner Navarro's home runs.

Hate to ruin this for you but Steve Stone did the PbP today. No Hawk.

[Saul Goodman]

.. the first thing I am going to do after the boy is in bed and the Hawks win tonight is pour a tall glass of single malt Scotch. The second thing I'm going to do, weather permitting, is take it outside and start a nice toasty fire in my outdoor fireplace. But the third thing I am going to do is pull up the archived broadcast of today's game and luxuriate in Ken Harrelson's call of every one of Dioner Navarro's home runs.

Hate to ruin this for you but Steve Stone did the PbP today. No Hawk.

Damn it, that's exactly what I was going to do.

[Brownie]

.. the first thing I am going to do after the boy is in bed and the Hawks win tonight is pour a tall glass of single malt Scotch. The second thing I'm going to do, weather permitting, is take it outside and start a nice toasty fire in my outdoor fireplace. But the third thing I am going to do is pull up the archived broadcast of today's game and luxuriate in Ken Harrelson's call of every one of Dioner Navarro's home runs.

Hate to ruin this for you but Steve Stone did the PbP today. No Hawk.

Did hawk jump off a bridge or something?