I admit it...

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Places that fruit does not belong:

- Pizza (and don't give me that pedantic bullshit about peppers and tomatoes being fruits. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!)
- Beer

I respectfully disagree with the former but WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree with the latter...

[PenFoe]

Places that fruit does not belong:

- Pizza (and don't give me that pedantic bullshit about peppers and tomatoes being fruits. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!)
- Beer

I respectfully disagree with the former but WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree with the latter...

I strongly agree with both, fruitcake.

[Bort]

Places that fruit does not belong:

- Pizza (and don't give me that pedantic bullshit about peppers and tomatoes being fruits. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!)
- Beer

So its not ok to squeeze a lime into your Corona?

No, because it is not okay to drink Corona.

[Eli]

Places that fruit does not belong:

- Pizza (and don't give me that pedantic bullshit about peppers and tomatoes being fruits. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!)
- Beer

So its not ok to squeeze a lime into your Corona?

I love this post.

[ChuckD]

Places that fruit does not belong:

- Pizza (and don't give me that pedantic bullshit about peppers and tomatoes being fruits. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!)
- Beer

So its not ok to squeeze a lime into your Corona?

No, because it is not okay to drink Corona.

This is the appropriate answer.

[CT III]

Places that fruit does not belong:

- Pizza (and don't give me that pedantic bullshit about peppers and tomatoes being fruits. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!)
- Beer

Intrepid Reader PenFoe: WHOA WHOA, hold on there mister.

I admit it...I hate this meme. 

This is no place for sympathy. Why don't you go tell a bartender about it while nursing an appletini?

Pen only drinks Aprihop, and he only does that because the Bros at Beeradvocate.com told him it was totally okay to do so.

[Tonker]

...on a hot day, when I've got a thirst on, I'm fine with a cold Corona - with, or without lime.

Pen and his ghey fruit beers, though, can stay in Arizona as far as I'm concerned.

[Slaky]

...on a hot day, when I've got a thirst on, I'm fine with a cold Corona - with, or without lime.

Pen and his ghey fruit beers, though, can stay in Arizona as far as I'm concerned.

You just lost any license to talk shit

[Tonker]

...on a hot day, when I've got a thirst on, I'm fine with a cold Corona - with, or without lime.

Pen and his ghey fruit beers, though, can stay in Arizona as far as I'm concerned.

You just lost any license to talk shit

Really?  When the sun's beating down, and you've spent the whole day lumberjacking, and somebody hands you an ice-cold, this-is-all-we've-got Corona?  "No thanks, I'll wait until I can get home and have a craft beer"?  I don't think so.

[Eli]

...on a hot day, when I've got a thirst on, I'm fine with a cold Corona - with, or without lime.

Pen and his ghey fruit beers, though, can stay in Arizona as far as I'm concerned.

You just lost any license to talk shit

Really?  When the sun's beating down, and you've spent the whole day lumberjacking, and somebody hands you an ice-cold, this-is-all-we've-got Corona?  "No thanks, I'll wait until I can get home and have a craft beer"?  I don't think so.

I don't believe the Dutch sun is ever hot enough to make a cold Corona appealing.

[PenFoe]

...on a hot day, when I've got a thirst on, I'm fine with a cold Corona - with, or without lime.

Pen and his ghey fruit beers, though, can stay in Arizona as far as I'm concerned.

You just lost any license to talk shit

Really?  When the sun's beating down, and you've spent the whole day lumberjacking, and somebody hands you an ice-cold, this-is-all-we've-got Corona?  "No thanks, I'll wait until I can get home and have a craft beer"?  I don't think so.

You need better friends.

[CT III]

...on a hot day, when I've got a thirst on, I'm fine with a cold Corona - with, or without lime.

Pen and his ghey fruit beers, though, can stay in Arizona as far as I'm concerned.

You just lost any license to talk shit

Really?  When the sun's beating down, and you've spent the whole day lumberjacking, and somebody hands you an ice-cold, this-is-all-we've-got Corona?  "No thanks, I'll wait until I can get home and have a craft beer"?  I don't think so.

I don't believe the Dutch sun is ever hot enough to make a cold Corona appealing.

Also, replace "lumberjacking" with "planting tulip bulbs"

[Bort]

...on a hot day, when I've got a thirst on, I'm fine with a cold Corona - with, or without lime.

Pen and his ghey fruit beers, though, can stay in Arizona as far as I'm concerned.

You just lost any license to talk shit

Really?  When the sun's beating down, and you've spent the whole day lumberjacking, and somebody hands you an ice-cold, this-is-all-we've-got Corona?  "No thanks, I'll wait until I can get home and have a craft beer"?  I don't think so.

I don't believe the Dutch sun is ever hot enough to make a cold Corona appealing.

Also, replace "lumberjacking" with "planting tulip bulbs"

Tonk is referring to his youth on the outback, where "lumberjacking" means "hunting aborigines for sport," not his adulthood as a Belgian chocolatier.

[Tonker]

...on a hot day, when I've got a thirst on, I'm fine with a cold Corona - with, or without lime.

Pen and his ghey fruit beers, though, can stay in Arizona as far as I'm concerned.

You just lost any license to talk shit

Really?  When the sun's beating down, and you've spent the whole day lumberjacking, and somebody hands you an ice-cold, this-is-all-we've-got Corona?  "No thanks, I'll wait until I can get home and have a craft beer"?  I don't think so.

I don't believe the Dutch sun is ever hot enough to make a cold Corona appealing.

Also, replace "lumberjacking" with "planting tulip bulbs"

Tonk is referring to his youth on the outback, where "lumberjacking" means "hunting aborigines for sport," not his adulthood as a Belgian chocolatier.

You'd think I'd know better by now, wouldn't you?

[Internet Apex]

...on a hot day, when I've got a thirst on, I'm fine with a cold Corona - with, or without lime.

Pen and his ghey fruit beers, though, can stay in Arizona as far as I'm concerned.

You just lost any license to talk shit

Really?  When the sun's beating down, and you've spent the whole day lumberjacking, and somebody hands you an ice-cold, this-is-all-we've-got Corona?  "No thanks, I'll wait until I can get home and have a craft beer"?  I don't think so.

I don't believe the Dutch sun is ever hot enough to make a cold Corona appealing.

Also, replace "lumberjacking" with "planting tulip bulbs"

Tonk is referring to his youth on the outback, where "lumberjacking" means "hunting aborigines for sport," not his adulthood as a Belgian chocolatier.

You'd think I'd know better by now, wouldn't you?

The clubhouse at the golf course where DadPex works got broken into one evening and nearly all the beer was stolen. The police investigating the crime speculated that the culprits were probably Mexican because they had left behind all of the Corona. They won't touch that shit apparently. The culprits were apprehended soon after, botching another similar job in Buttpuddle. They were, in fact, Mexicans and had a van full of beer without a single Corona to be had. They won't touch that coyote piss and neither should anyone else.