I admit it...

[Bort]

...on a hot day, when I've got a thirst on, I'm fine with a cold Corona - with, or without lime.

Pen and his ghey fruit beers, though, can stay in Arizona as far as I'm concerned.

You just lost any license to talk shit

Really?  When the sun's beating down, and you've spent the whole day lumberjacking, and somebody hands you an ice-cold, this-is-all-we've-got Corona?  "No thanks, I'll wait until I can get home and have a craft beer"?  I don't think so.

I don't believe the Dutch sun is ever hot enough to make a cold Corona appealing.

Also, replace "lumberjacking" with "planting tulip bulbs"

Tonk is referring to his youth on the outback, where "lumberjacking" means "hunting aborigines for sport," not his adulthood as a Belgian chocolatier.

You'd think I'd know better by now, wouldn't you?

The clubhouse at the golf course where DadPex works got broken into one evening and nearly all the beer was stolen. The police investigating the crime speculated that the culprits were probably Mexican because they had left behind all of the Corona. They won't touch that shit apparently. The culprits were apprehended soon after, botching another similar job in Buttpuddle. They were, in fact, Mexicans and had a van full of beer without a single Corona to be had. They won't touch that coyote piss and neither should anyone else.

This is why we keep you around.

[Tonker]

I find this reaction to Corona a little overwhelming, coming as it does from citizens of the country which invented Lite beer.  Something something thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I find this reaction to Corona a little overwhelming, coming as it does from citizens of the country which invented Lite beer.  Something something thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

HOW DARE YOU GUYS LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSES AT THE BEER OPINIONS OF A EUROPEAN! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

[Eli]

I find this reaction to Corona a little overwhelming, coming as it does from citizens of the country which invented Lite beer.  Something something thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

All right, who's the filthy-rich bastard 'round these parts who personally invented Lite beer?

[Internet Apex]

I find this reaction to Corona a little overwhelming, coming as it does from citizens of the country which invented Lite beer.  Something something thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

All right, who's the filthy-rich bastard 'round these parts who personally invented Lite beer?

Morph?

[Tonker]

I find this reaction to Corona a little overwhelming, coming as it does from citizens of the country which invented Lite beer.  Something something thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

HOW DARE YOU GUYS LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSES AT THE BEER OPINIONS OF A EUROPEAN! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Wait... who's doing the nose-down-looking around here, exactly?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I find this reaction to Corona a little overwhelming, coming as it does from citizens of the country which invented Lite beer.  Something something thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

HOW DARE YOU GUYS LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSES AT THE BEER OPINIONS OF A EUROPEAN! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Wait... who's doing the nose-down-looking around here, exactly?

We are. At your love for Corona. And you apparently don't know what to do with yourself.

"Amercians lecturing me about beer? Well, I never!" [swallows gulp of Heineken]

[ChuckD]

I find this reaction to Corona a little overwhelming, coming as it does from citizens of the country which invented Lite beer.  Something something thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

HOW DARE YOU GUYS LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSES AT THE BEER OPINIONS OF A EUROPEAN! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Wait... who's doing the nose-down-looking around here, exactly?

We are. At your love for Corona. And you apparently don't know what to do with yourself.

"Amercians lecturing me about beer? Well, I never!" [swallows gulp of Heineken]

[Bort]

I find this reaction to Corona a little overwhelming, coming as it does from citizens of the country which invented Lite beer.  Something something thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

HOW DARE YOU GUYS LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSES AT THE BEER OPINIONS OF A EUROPEAN! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Wait... who's doing the nose-down-looking around here, exactly?

We are. At your love for Corona. And you apparently don't know what to do with yourself.

"Amercians lecturing me about beer? Well, I never!" [swallows gulp of Heineken]

"Now pass me a Fosters and throw another shrimp on the barbie."

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I find this reaction to Corona a little overwhelming, coming as it does from citizens of the country which invented Lite beer.  Something something thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

HOW DARE YOU GUYS LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSES AT THE BEER OPINIONS OF A EUROPEAN! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Wait... who's doing the nose-down-looking around here, exactly?

We are. At your love for Corona. And you apparently don't know what to do with yourself.

"Amercians lecturing me about beer? Well, I never!" [swallows gulp of Heineken]

"Now pass me a Fosters and throw another shrimp on the barbie."

Get it?!?  Tonk is Australian!!!

[Bort]

I find this reaction to Corona a little overwhelming, coming as it does from citizens of the country which invented Lite beer.  Something something thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

HOW DARE YOU GUYS LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSES AT THE BEER OPINIONS OF A EUROPEAN! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Wait... who's doing the nose-down-looking around here, exactly?

We are. At your love for Corona. And you apparently don't know what to do with yourself.

"Amercians lecturing me about beer? Well, I never!" [swallows gulp of Heineken]

"Now pass me a Fosters and throw another shrimp on the barbie."

Get it?!?  Tonk is Australian!!!

I'd think the last thing you'd want to do when people are piling on Tonker would be to remind us of the oPtoat in the room.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I find this reaction to Corona a little overwhelming, coming as it does from citizens of the country which invented Lite beer.  Something something thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

HOW DARE YOU GUYS LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSES AT THE BEER OPINIONS OF A EUROPEAN! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Wait... who's doing the nose-down-looking around here, exactly?

We are. At your love for Corona. And you apparently don't know what to do with yourself.

"Amercians lecturing me about beer? Well, I never!" [swallows gulp of Heineken]

"Now pass me a Fosters and throw another shrimp on the barbie."

Get it?!?  Tonk is Australian!!!

I'd think the last thing you'd want to do when people are piling on Tonker would be to remind us of the oPtoat in the room.

You'd think.

[Internet Apex]

I would rather see Cutler play well in a Bears loss than see him play poorly or get injured in a Bears win against Cleveland.

[CBStew]

I would rather see Cutler play well in a Bears loss than see him play poorly or get injured in a Bears win against Cleveland.

Wait.  What?  How can you equate playing poorly in a win with getting injured in a win?  If the Bears win I don't care how poorly Cutler played.    And I don't care how good Cutler looks if the Bears lose.   But I don't want to see Cutler or anyone else injured, win or lose.

[PenFoe]

I would rather see Cutler play well in a Bears loss than see him play poorly or get injured in a Bears win against Cleveland.

Wait.  What?  How can you equate playing poorly in a win with getting injured in a win?  If the Bears win I don't care how poorly Cutler played.    And I don't care how good Cutler looks if the Bears lose.   But I don't want to see Cutler or anyone else injured, win or lose.

I believe, what Apex is saying, is that his desire for Jay Cutler to remain a Bear beyond this year (much of which is, in theory, predicated upon his performance the next few weeks) is higher than his desire for the Bears to continue a futile playoff run.