I admit it...

[PenFoe]

There was some fuckhead Monday who called people who wouldn't agree with his shrieking hot take that it was a BIG GAME idiots and to stop following him (in which I gladly obliged).

That was Tommy Cook. I basically agree with what he was saying (even if he got a tad hysterical, probably because it was late at night and he's young and it was past his bedtime). Anyway, he's still one of my favorite Cub-follows.

Well have fun with that, then.

Eli's right - he is good.

Not sure how I feel about taking the word of the two most prolific tweeters I know as to who else is a good follow.

It's like asking a fat person what food is good. 

Pen apparently prefers to get his dietary advice from anorexics with food sensitivities and his Twitter advice from people who created an account years ago that they never update.

Sorry I didn't include you in my list of heaviest twitterers. 

[InternetApex]

This seems as good a place as any to note that Huey admitted he was about to suggest Addison Russell be sent down after a friggin week in the majors before he hit that big double in Cincinnati.

Tut tut tut.  I said I was prepared to make that suggestion.  I'm nothing if not prepared.

Now I'm picturing you under a bare light bulb in your mud hut, sweat on your brow as Addison strikes out again, going "no, not yet. We musn't make this suggestion too soon. 'Tis a great responsibility I bear."

That's funny.

But I'd still prefer living in a mud hut over a dorm room.

Sick burn, du... wait. What?

Unless it's really nice mud hut next to a campus full of skirt-wearing college girls (who might be game to bang a guy who lives in a really nice mud hut), I don't understand this Huey post.

I'll take the dorm room. Every. Single. Time.

There's no RA of the mud hut so Huey can do whatever he wants.

Still laughing as I type about laughing at this.

[Bort]

There was some fuckhead Monday who called people who wouldn't agree with his shrieking hot take that it was a BIG GAME idiots and to stop following him (in which I gladly obliged).

That was Tommy Cook. I basically agree with what he was saying (even if he got a tad hysterical, probably because it was late at night and he's young and it was past his bedtime). Anyway, he's still one of my favorite Cub-follows.

Well have fun with that, then.

Eli's right - he is good.

Not sure how I feel about taking the word of the two most prolific tweeters I know as to who else is a good follow.

It's like asking a fat person what food is good. 

Pen apparently prefers to get his dietary advice from anorexics with food sensitivities and his Twitter advice from people who created an account years ago that they never update.

So, who does Kermit recommend?

The Daryle Ward Pizza at Fat Kangaroo's is his favorite.

[Oleg]

So SKO has a heavily pregnant wife, a fucking cat, and is surrounded by young girls wearing skimpy shit and we're wondering why he's channeled so much anger into each Cub result?

I'm no rocket surgeon but case fuckin closed I get it man. I get it.

This is exactly what I was thinking.  SKO, you win.  David Ross can get bent.

[CT III]

There was some fuckhead Monday who called people who wouldn't agree with his shrieking hot take that it was a BIG GAME idiots and to stop following him (in which I gladly obliged).

That was Tommy Cook. I basically agree with what he was saying (even if he got a tad hysterical, probably because it was late at night and he's young and it was past his bedtime). Anyway, he's still one of my favorite Cub-follows.

Well have fun with that, then.

Eli's right - he is good.

Not sure how I feel about taking the word of the two most prolific tweeters I know as to who else is a good follow.

It's like asking a fat person what food is good. 

Pen apparently prefers to get his dietary advice from anorexics with food sensitivities and his Twitter advice from people who created an account years ago that they never update.

Now now, it's well established that Pen gets all his dietary advice from finicky 4 year-olds.

[PenFoe]

There was some fuckhead Monday who called people who wouldn't agree with his shrieking hot take that it was a BIG GAME idiots and to stop following him (in which I gladly obliged).

That was Tommy Cook. I basically agree with what he was saying (even if he got a tad hysterical, probably because it was late at night and he's young and it was past his bedtime). Anyway, he's still one of my favorite Cub-follows.

Well have fun with that, then.

Eli's right - he is good.

Not sure how I feel about taking the word of the two most prolific tweeters I know as to who else is a good follow.

It's like asking a fat person what food is good. 

Pen apparently prefers to get his dietary advice from anorexics with food sensitivities and his Twitter advice from people who created an account years ago that they never update.

Now now, it's well established that Pen gets all his dietary advice from finicky 4 year-olds.

Says the guy who is completely incapable of distinguishing any foods from the other.

IT'S ALL YUMMY TO ME!

[Eli]

Not sure how I feel about taking the word of the two most prolific tweeters I know as to who else is a good follow.

It's like asking a fat person what food is good. 

This is like the Sterling Archer of analogies.

[CT III]

There was some fuckhead Monday who called people who wouldn't agree with his shrieking hot take that it was a BIG GAME idiots and to stop following him (in which I gladly obliged).

That was Tommy Cook. I basically agree with what he was saying (even if he got a tad hysterical, probably because it was late at night and he's young and it was past his bedtime). Anyway, he's still one of my favorite Cub-follows.

Well have fun with that, then.

Eli's right - he is good.

Not sure how I feel about taking the word of the two most prolific tweeters I know as to who else is a good follow.

It's like asking a fat person what food is good. 

Pen apparently prefers to get his dietary advice from anorexics with food sensitivities and his Twitter advice from people who created an account years ago that they never update.

Now now, it's well established that Pen gets all his dietary advice from finicky 4 year-olds.

Says the guy who is completely incapable of distinguishing any foods from the other.

IT'S ALL YUMMY TO ME!

Yes, what kind of idiot eats all different kinds of foods?  I guess I should just eat nothing but plain hamburgers cut into tiny pieces like some guy who finds bananas to be just a little too strong for his tastes.

[PenFoe]

There was some fuckhead Monday who called people who wouldn't agree with his shrieking hot take that it was a BIG GAME idiots and to stop following him (in which I gladly obliged).

That was Tommy Cook. I basically agree with what he was saying (even if he got a tad hysterical, probably because it was late at night and he's young and it was past his bedtime). Anyway, he's still one of my favorite Cub-follows.

Well have fun with that, then.

Eli's right - he is good.

Not sure how I feel about taking the word of the two most prolific tweeters I know as to who else is a good follow.

It's like asking a fat person what food is good. 

Pen apparently prefers to get his dietary advice from anorexics with food sensitivities and his Twitter advice from people who created an account years ago that they never update.

Now now, it's well established that Pen gets all his dietary advice from finicky 4 year-olds.

Says the guy who is completely incapable of distinguishing any foods from the other.

IT'S ALL YUMMY TO ME!

Yes, what kind of idiot eats all different kinds of foods?  I guess I should just eat nothing but plain hamburgers cut into tiny pieces like some guy who finds bananas to be just a little too strong for his tastes.

It's okay to not like every single food. 
It's called having a discerning palate. 

Also, the "plain food" meme is Yeti - you're projecting, but it's off-brand for me. 

[R-V]

There was some fuckhead Monday who called people who wouldn't agree with his shrieking hot take that it was a BIG GAME idiots and to stop following him (in which I gladly obliged).

That was Tommy Cook. I basically agree with what he was saying (even if he got a tad hysterical, probably because it was late at night and he's young and it was past his bedtime). Anyway, he's still one of my favorite Cub-follows.

Well have fun with that, then.

Eli's right - he is good.

Not sure how I feel about taking the word of the two most prolific tweeters I know as to who else is a good follow.

It's like asking a fat person what food is good. 

Pen apparently prefers to get his dietary advice from anorexics with food sensitivities and his Twitter advice from people who created an account years ago that they never update.

So, who does Kermit recommend?

The Daryle Ward Pizza at Fat Kangaroo's is his favorite.

You see, you start out with just a regular old pizza. But THEN...

[Eli]

It's okay to not like every single food. 
It's called having a discerning palate. 

I'm gonna go with:

[PenFoe]

It's okay to not like every single food. 
It's called having a discerning palate. 

I'm gonna go with:

I am legitimately butthurt about this meme-abuse.

Without adherence to established memes, this entire society falls apart.

[Tony]

So SKO has a heavily pregnant wife, a fucking cat, and is surrounded by young girls wearing skimpy shit and we're wondering why he's channeled so much anger into each Cub result?

I'm no rocket surgeon but case fuckin closed I get it man. I get it.

Is the "surrounded by young girls wearing skimpy shit" part supposed to make things better or worse? Because it sounds nice to me.

[Tonker]

So SKO has a heavily pregnant wife, a fucking cat, and is surrounded by young girls wearing skimpy shit and we're wondering why he's channeled so much anger into each Cub result?

I'm no rocket surgeon but case fuckin closed I get it man. I get it.

Is the "surrounded by young girls wearing skimpy shit" part supposed to make things better or worse? Because it sounds nice to me.

It depends on what you're allowed to do with the drunk, bisexual, randy sorority sisters* wearing skimpy shit.  It sounds like SKO isn't even supposed to look at them, which is less nice.

*This hasn't been specifically mentioned, but in my head, it's the truth.

[SKO]

So SKO has a heavily pregnant wife, a fucking cat, and is surrounded by young girls wearing skimpy shit and we're wondering why he's channeled so much anger into each Cub result?

I'm no rocket surgeon but case fuckin closed I get it man. I get it.

Is the "surrounded by young girls wearing skimpy shit" part supposed to make things better or worse? Because it sounds nice to me.

It depends on what you're allowed to do with the drunk, bisexual, randy sorority sisters* wearing skimpy shit.  It sounds like SKO isn't even supposed to look at them, which is less nice.

*This hasn't been specifically mentioned, but in my head, it's the truth.

Frankly my wife doesn't really care if I look at them, I just can't help but feel like a creepy old man living in a college dorm when I do. Probably because I'm a creepy old man living in a college dorm.