I admit it...

[Powdered Toast Man]

Eli made me LOL, loudly.

Do you think SKO understands that a daughter would mean he can't watch pr0n any more, either, because... well, they're all someone's daughter?

That flew out the window very early, my frent.

[ChuckD]

Eli made me LOL, loudly.

Do you think SKO understands that a daughter would mean he can't watch pr0n any more, either, because... well, they're all someone's daughter?

Yeah we're having a boy so I'm safe for a while.

The guys in porn are also all someone's son.

[SKO]

Eli made me LOL, loudly.

Do you think SKO understands that a daughter would mean he can't watch pr0n any more, either, because... well, they're all someone's daughter?

Yeah we're having a boy so I'm safe for a while.

The guys in porn are also all someone's son.

Yeah but that doesn't bother me because something something patriarchy we're all terrible people.

[CT III]

So SKO has a heavily pregnant wife, a fucking cat, and is surrounded by young girls wearing skimpy shit and we're wondering why he's channeled so much anger into each Cub result?

I'm no rocket surgeon but case fuckin closed I get it man. I get it.

Is the "surrounded by young girls wearing skimpy shit" part supposed to make things better or worse? Because it sounds nice to me.

It depends on what you're allowed to do with the drunk, bisexual, randy sorority sisters* wearing skimpy shit.  It sounds like SKO isn't even supposed to look at them, which is less nice.

*This hasn't been specifically mentioned, but in my head, it's the truth.

Frankly my wife doesn't really care if I look at them, I just can't help but feel like a creepy old man living in a college dorm when I do. Probably because I'm a creepy old man living in a college dorm.

Do you know if you're having a boy or a girl?
Because if it's a girl just wait 21 years and the creepy old man feeling goes through the roof.
I haven't looked directly at a female that's under thirty for a long time.

Shit

SHIT

[Chuck to Chuck]

So SKO has a heavily pregnant wife, a fucking cat, and is surrounded by young girls wearing skimpy shit and we're wondering why he's channeled so much anger into each Cub result?

I'm no rocket surgeon but case fuckin closed I get it man. I get it.

Is the "surrounded by young girls wearing skimpy shit" part supposed to make things better or worse? Because it sounds nice to me.

It depends on what you're allowed to do with the drunk, bisexual, randy sorority sisters* wearing skimpy shit.  It sounds like SKO isn't even supposed to look at them, which is less nice.

*This hasn't been specifically mentioned, but in my head, it's the truth.

Frankly my wife doesn't really care if I look at them, I just can't help but feel like a creepy old man living in a college dorm when I do. Probably because I'm a creepy old man living in a college dorm.

Do you know if you're having a boy or a girl?
Because if it's a girl just wait 21 years and the creepy old man feeling goes through the roof.
I haven't looked directly at a female that's under thirty for a long time.

Shit

SHIT

I'm going to get arrested one day at the drop off when I take Eldest Murton to school.

[Slaky]

I'm not sure Jake Arrieta is right.

[SKO]

I'm not sure Jake Arrieta is right.

Seems premature? Velocity looks fine. Maybe he's missing his spots a bit more than usual, but I don't think he seems that off?

[Powdered Toast Man]

...I'm getting more and more butthurt at the K's. Already 5 for the Cubs in 3 innings.

[SKO]

...I'm getting more and more butthurt at the K's. Already 5 for the Cubs in 3 innings.

I'm less butthurt about the K's than I am Bryant fouling back every hittable fastball he gets. I know it's just a matter of time, but jesus, the wait is painful.

[Slaky]

...I'm getting more and more butthurt at the K's. Already 5 for the Cubs in 3 innings.

I'm less butthurt about the K's than I am Bryant fouling back every hittable fastball he gets. I know it's just a matter of time, but jesus, the wait is painful.

I'm extremely butthurt over people who can't wait for a homer. It's annoying.

[SKO]

...I'm getting more and more butthurt at the K's. Already 5 for the Cubs in 3 innings.

I'm less butthurt about the K's than I am Bryant fouling back every hittable fastball he gets. I know it's just a matter of time, but jesus, the wait is painful.

I'm extremely butthurt over people who can't wait for a homer. It's annoying.

This is the I admit it thread. I know it's irrational. The kid is a golden god.

[SKO]

My pain is compounded by Jorge not having homered in forever, either. I was promised the dongs. Give me those powerful dongs.

[Powdered Toast Man]

...I'm mad right now.

[Slaky]

I'm not sure Jake Arrieta is right.

hi

[SKO]

I'm not sure Jake Arrieta is right.

hi

This series is literal Hell. I will get to the underworld and these games will be on a loop forever.