I admit it...

[Brownie]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate. 

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

[Internet Apex]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate. 

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

Any word on whether Woodrow's loafers have tassels on them?

[Brownie]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate. 

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

Any word on whether Woodrow's loafers have tassels on them?

Only self-important douchebags wear tassels, and then usually only to college basketball games. I'll check to see if Dempster wears tassels to tomorrow's Loyola-Kansas State game.

[Internet Apex]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate. 

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

Any word on whether Woodrow's loafers have tassels on them?

Only self-important douchebags wear tassels, and then usually only to college basketball games. I'll check to see if Dempster wears tassels to tomorrow's Loyola-Kansas State game.

He probably will. But as long as he doesn't wear them with blue jeans he should be good.

[Internet Apex]

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate. 

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

Let's bury two!

[Brownie]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate. 

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

Let's bury two!

It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie. Let's Play Two!
Let's go get Jack Brickhouse to come back and conduct one final interview.
Have the Cubbies run out in the middle of the field. Have Keith Moreland (should it be Don Young or Brant Brown instead?) drop a routine fly.
Give everyone two bags of peanuts and a Frosty Malt, and I'll be ready to die.

[Bort]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate. 

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

Any word on whether Woodrow's loafers have tassels on them?

Intrepid Reader Gil Gunderson: What's wrong with that?

[smg]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate.  

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

They showed her on camera, during the service, still drinking that Starbucks.  I love Starbucks as much as the next person, but during a funeral?  Tacky.

I did see Dempster.  Either cubs.com or the tribune said Ted Lilly was there too -- I didn't see him, but if it is true, that's actually really nice.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate. 

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

Let's bury two!

It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie. Let's Play Two!
Let's go get Jack Brickhouse to come back and conduct one final interview.
Have the Cubbies run out in the middle of the field. Have Keith Moreland (should it be Don Young or Brant Brown instead?) drop a routine fly.
Give everyone two bags of peanuts and a Frosty Malt, and I'll be ready to die.

Have Seaver drill the casket, too.

[Internet Apex]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate. 

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

They showed her on camera, during the service, still drinking that Starbucks.  I love Starbucks as much as the next person, but during a funeral?  Tacky.

I agree. Let's pants her.

[PenPho]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate.  

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

They showed her on camera, during the service, still drinking that Starbucks.  I love Starbucks as much as the next person, but during a funeral?  Tacky.

I did see Dempster.  Either cubs.com or the tribune said Ted Lilly was there too -- I didn't see him, but if it is true, that's actually really nice.

Lilly goes to funerals for fun.

[Slaky]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate.  

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

They showed her on camera, during the service, still drinking that Starbucks.  I love Starbucks as much as the next person, but during a funeral?  Tacky.

I did see Dempster.  Either cubs.com or the tribune said Ted Lilly was there too -- I didn't see him, but if it is true, that's actually really nice.

Lilly goes to funerals for fun.

Ted Lilly is the cause of most funerals.

[Shooter]

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

Goddamn, I hate those fucking over-sized sunglasses on good-looking women.

[flannj]

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

Goddamn, I hate those fucking over-sized sunglasses on good-looking women.

THISSSSS.