I admit it...

[Bort]

I dreamt last night that I was on my deathbed and the Cubs had still not won a World Series. 

I am too tired to come up with a tasteless "Stew is old" joke here. Could someone else take care of my light work?

[SKO]

I dreamt last night that I was on my deathbed and the Cubs had still not won a World Series. 

I am too tired to come up with a tasteless "Stew is old" joke here. Could someone else take care of my light work?

I am a little scared that was Stew admitting he is on his deathbed right now.

[flannj]

I dreamt last night that I was on my deathbed and the Cubs had still not won a World Series. 

You telling me that we've got to wait at least another 30 years?

[CBStew]

I dreamt last night that I was on my deathbed and the Cubs had still not won a World Series. 

I am too tired to come up with a tasteless "Stew is old" joke here. Could someone else take care of my light work?

I am a little scared that was Stew admitting he is on his deathbed right now.

That did sound somewhat dire, didn't it?  But admit it.  Who on this board hasn't had nightmares about never seeing the Cubs win the World Series? 

[Quality Start Machine]

I dreamt last night that I was on my deathbed and the Cubs had still not won a World Series. 

I am too tired to come up with a tasteless "Stew is old" joke here. Could someone else take care of my light work?

I am a little scared that was Stew admitting he is on his deathbed right now.

That did sound somewhat dire, didn't it?  But admit it.  Who on this board hasn't had nightmares about never seeing the Cubs win the World Series? 

Nightmares? It's everyone's reality.

[Saul Goodman]

...I thought Fred Thompson had been dead for years.

[Oleg]

...I wouldn't mind a Castro for Wheeler swap with The Mets.  No rumors or anything and I'm not sure The Mets would do it but I like it.

[PenFoe]

...I wouldn't mind a Castro for Wheeler swap with The Mets.  No rumors or anything and I'm not sure The Mets would do it but I like it.

Would you rather trade Castro or Baez?  Assume same return.

[Oleg]

...I wouldn't mind a Castro for Wheeler swap with The Mets.  No rumors or anything and I'm not sure The Mets would do it but I like it.

Would you rather trade Castro or Baez?  Assume same return.

Castro. In this scenario.  I'm not sure The Mets would be on board, though.

[Eli]

... I rarely find ClickHole all that funny.

[SKO]

... I rarely find ClickHole all that funny.

I'd agree with this but when they get it right it's worth it.

[Oleg]

... I rarely find ClickHole all that funny.

...it's like the shit that wasn't good enough for The Onion. Like all the members of Kiss' solo albums.

[Quality Start Machine]

... I rarely find ClickHole all that funny.

...it's like the shit that wasn't good enough for The Onion. Like all the members of Kiss' solo albums.

Nothing Kiss has ever done was good enough for the Onion.

[Eli]

... I rarely find ClickHole all that funny.

...it's like the shit that wasn't good enough for The Onion. Like all the members of Kiss' solo albums.

I mean, I find most of the articles amusing in a "I understand why this is funny" sense, but they rarely make me laugh. Based on how people talk about it, I assumed I was the only one (hence this thread).

[Oleg]

... I rarely find ClickHole all that funny.

...it's like the shit that wasn't good enough for The Onion. Like all the members of Kiss' solo albums.

Nothing Kiss has ever done was good enough for the Onion.

But...