I admit it...

[Bort]

I guess at this point I have to admit that I like Clickhole.

[SKO]

I guess at this point I have to admit that I like Clickhole.

I like the ones that are just headlines and pictures that parody clickbait headlines, the articles themselves are hit or miss. I still laugh at "Spooky! Everyone Stabbed by this Knife Dies Within 7 Days!"

[R-V]

I guess at this point I have to admit that I like Clickhole.

No, Clickhole is good, and Eli's post was entirely appropriate, as this is the thread for incorrect opinions.

[Eli]

I guess at this point I have to admit that I like Clickhole.

I like the ones that are just headlines and pictures that parody clickbait headlines, the articles themselves are hit or miss. I still laugh at "Spooky! Everyone Stabbed by this Knife Dies Within 7 Days!"

Yeah, but BuzzFeed is regularly making fun of itself now. I do like the concept and all but from an individual article perspective, I feel like we all kinda know the joke by now.

[Bort]

I guess at this point I have to admit that I like Clickhole.

I like the ones that are just headlines and pictures that parody clickbait headlines, the articles themselves are hit or miss. I still laugh at "Spooky! Everyone Stabbed by this Knife Dies Within 7 Days!"

I pretty much only read the headlines on both Clickhole and Onion articles these days, because to be honest, the well of long-form written news parody is drying up for me. The headline shock is usually the only laugh I get.

[Canadouche]

I used to read Fark on a daily basis, but Reddit is my favourite provider of most things now.

[Quality Start Machine]

I saw a dude my age on the train prowling some dating site looking at very young women the other day, and it was one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

[PenFoe]

I think I posted this before (or agreed with someone else who posted it), but I really wouldn't be opposed to re-signing Samardzija for a decent deal.

Something like 4/$60 or so. 

[Yeti]

I guess at this point I have to admit that I like Clickhole.

I only see the headlines that Slaky will share on the Bookface... and I'm good with that exposure

[Chuck to Chuck]

I think I posted this before (or agreed with someone else who posted it), but I really wouldn't be opposed to re-signing Samardzija for a decent deal.

Something like 4/$60 or so. 

Anything in front of the slash > 2 would b awful awful.

[Quality Start Machine]

I think I posted this before (or agreed with someone else who posted it), but I really wouldn't be opposed to re-signing Samardzija for a decent deal.

Something like 4/$60 or so. 

He's not a #3 the Cubs can win a World Series with, and he'd be overpriced as a #4.

[SKO]

I think I posted this before (or agreed with someone else who posted it), but I really wouldn't be opposed to re-signing Samardzija for a decent deal.

Something like 4/$60 or so. 

He's not a #3 the Cubs can win a World Series with, and he'd be overpriced as a #4.

They got fairly close with Shit and Poop as their 3/4 starters this year so I'd think that if Snork can split the difference between his 2014 and 2015 seasons he could be a pretty effective number 3 starter.

But I also dislike him for reasons that aren't always logical so I'd probably prefer they go a different route just to avoid a whole lotta stupid round these parts.

[Quality Start Machine]

I think I posted this before (or agreed with someone else who posted it), but I really wouldn't be opposed to re-signing Samardzija for a decent deal.

Something like 4/$60 or so. 

He's not a #3 the Cubs can win a World Series with, and he'd be overpriced as a #4.

They got fairly close with Shit and Poop as their 3/4 starters this year so I'd think that if Snork can split the difference between his 2014 and 2015 seasons he could be a pretty effective number 3 starter.

But I also dislike him for reasons that aren't always logical so I'd probably prefer they go a different route just to avoid a whole lotta stupid round these parts.

The only reason I'd want him to come back is the years of gold we'd get out of Bort.

[PenFoe]

I've never actually listened to those McDonald's commercials where Ditka is wearing the Packers gear and I don't care how meatball this sounds, but that's lame as fuck that he's doing that.

I get that Ditka is a complete clown, and the commercial could be about saving kids lives for all I know, but it's just wrong to see that and if it was a team I actually cared about I'd probably go full meatball.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I've never actually listened to those McDonald's commercials where Ditka is wearing the Packers gear and I don't care how meatball this sounds, but that's lame as fuck that he's doing that.

I get that Ditka is a complete clown, and the commercial could be about saving kids lives for all I know, but it's just wrong to see that and if it was a team I actually cared about I'd probably go full meatball.

Sure, if your meatball-sized frontal lobe actually held Ditka up as some paragon of integrity as opposed to the opportunistic shill that he really is (and really always has been) I could understand.  But you actually graduated from high school so I'm kind of surprised you'd admit to such ham-handedness. 

Seriously, though, if you're a Bears fan and that whole shtick upset you, you're an irretrievably stupid waste of stem cells.