I admit it...

[InternetApex]

... I actually had some trepidation about being down in Florida for 12 days visiting my dad, for fear of being trapped in a sprawling retirement community.

Now I wish I'd brought a tape recorder and was able to stay longer before returning to the disaster that is my own existence. I should've gotten a therapist a long time ago, because just the stories about when he was in charge of security at Wrigley are terrific.

No smart phone?

If he doesn't object, I'd love it if you shared some of the stories here.

Particularly if there are any from the restrooms. /Kurt

Sorry. Old habits something hard. (||)

I don't get this KurtEvans reference.

I'll withdraw it then. You once had a Sloth post on Goatriders, in which he approached a couple of Cubs semi-celebrities in the men's room at the Cubs convention. I blew you (||) some shit about it and you defended it. If you don't remember our convo, then it's not worth rehashing here, although I just did.

Anyway, any Wheezer story is a good Wheezer story in my book. Washrooms or no.

[Canadouche]

... I actually had some trepidation about being down in Florida for 12 days visiting my dad, for fear of being trapped in a sprawling retirement community.

Now I wish I'd brought a tape recorder and was able to stay longer before returning to the disaster that is my own existence. I should've gotten a therapist a long time ago, because just the stories about when he was in charge of security at Wrigley are terrific.

No smart phone?

If he doesn't object, I'd love it if you shared some of the stories here.

Particularly if there are any from the restrooms. /Kurt

Sorry. Old habits something hard. (||)

I don't get this KurtEvans reference.

I'll withdraw it then. You once had a Sloth post on Goatriders, in which he approached a couple of Cubs semi-celebrities in the men's room at the Cubs convention. I blew you (||) some shit about it and you defended it. If you don't remember our convo, then it's not worth rehashing here, although I just did.

Anyway, any Wheezer story is a good Wheezer story in my book. Washrooms or no.

Nope, that's fair.

I admit it... I have no idea how you guys remember/keep track of this shit. I have a pretty good memory regarding things I've done, but I have pretty much no idea who said what, especially on forums like this one. Is somebody maintaining a spreadsheet or something?

[InternetApex]

... I actually had some trepidation about being down in Florida for 12 days visiting my dad, for fear of being trapped in a sprawling retirement community.

Now I wish I'd brought a tape recorder and was able to stay longer before returning to the disaster that is my own existence. I should've gotten a therapist a long time ago, because just the stories about when he was in charge of security at Wrigley are terrific.

No smart phone?

If he doesn't object, I'd love it if you shared some of the stories here.

Particularly if there are any from the restrooms. /Kurt

Sorry. Old habits something hard. (||)

I don't get this KurtEvans reference.

I'll withdraw it then. You once had a Sloth post on Goatriders, in which he approached a couple of Cubs semi-celebrities in the men's room at the Cubs convention. I blew you (||) some shit about it and you defended it. If you don't remember our convo, then it's not worth rehashing here, although I just did.

Anyway, any Wheezer story is a good Wheezer story in my book. Washrooms or no.

Nope, that's fair.

I admit it... I have no idea how you guys remember/keep track of this shit. I have a pretty good memory regarding things I've done, but I have pretty much no idea who said what, especially on forums like this one. Is somebody maintaining a spreadsheet or something?

Unfortunately, I never forget a thing.

[Bort]

... I actually had some trepidation about being down in Florida for 12 days visiting my dad, for fear of being trapped in a sprawling retirement community.

Now I wish I'd brought a tape recorder and was able to stay longer before returning to the disaster that is my own existence. I should've gotten a therapist a long time ago, because just the stories about when he was in charge of security at Wrigley are terrific.

No smart phone?

If he doesn't object, I'd love it if you shared some of the stories here.

Particularly if there are any from the restrooms. /Kurt

Sorry. Old habits something hard. (||)

I don't get this KurtEvans reference.

I'll withdraw it then. You once had a Sloth post on Goatriders, in which he approached a couple of Cubs semi-celebrities in the men's room at the Cubs convention. I blew you (||) some shit about it and you defended it. If you don't remember our convo, then it's not worth rehashing here, although I just did.

Anyway, any Wheezer story is a good Wheezer story in my book. Washrooms or no.

Nope, that's fair.

I admit it... I have no idea how you guys remember/keep track of this shit. I have a pretty good memory regarding things I've done, but I have pretty much no idea who said what, especially on forums like this one. Is somebody maintaining a spreadsheet or something?

Unfortunately, I never forget a thing.

But, I'm pretty sure Thrill probably does have a spreadsheet somewhere.

[Eli]

Is somebody maintaining a spreadsheet or something?

Literally yes. It's a shared Google doc.

Oh, how ...

[Bort]

Is somebody maintaining a spreadsheet or something?

Literally yes. It's a shared Google doc.

Oh, how ...

Is that still being updated?

[Eli]

Is somebody maintaining a spreadsheet or something?

Literally yes. It's a shared Google doc.

Oh, how ...

Is that still being updated?

Last update was June 2.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

... I actually had some trepidation about being down in Florida for 12 days visiting my dad, for fear of being trapped in a sprawling retirement community.

Now I wish I'd brought a tape recorder and was able to stay longer before returning to the disaster that is my own existence. I should've gotten a therapist a long time ago, because just the stories about when he was in charge of security at Wrigley are terrific.

No smart phone?

If he doesn't object, I'd love it if you shared some of the stories here.

Particularly if there are any from the restrooms. /Kurt

Sorry. Old habits something hard. (||)

I don't get this KurtEvans reference.

I'll withdraw it then. You once had a Sloth post on Goatriders, in which he approached a couple of Cubs semi-celebrities in the men's room at the Cubs convention. I blew you (||) some shit about it and you defended it. If you don't remember our convo, then it's not worth rehashing here, although I just did.

Anyway, any Wheezer story is a good Wheezer story in my book. Washrooms or no.

Nope, that's fair.

I admit it... I have no idea how you guys remember/keep track of this shit. I have a pretty good memory regarding things I've done, but I have pretty much no idea who said what, especially on forums like this one. Is somebody maintaining a spreadsheet or something?

Unfortunately, I never forget a thing.

But, I'm pretty sure Thrill probably does have a spreadsheet somewhere.

Though Thrill has served as our Internet Librarian, the memesheet is actually crowdsourced, with Pen serving as the owner.  

[Quality Start Machine]

... I actually had some trepidation about being down in Florida for 12 days visiting my dad, for fear of being trapped in a sprawling retirement community.

Now I wish I'd brought a tape recorder and was able to stay longer before returning to the disaster that is my own existence. I should've gotten a therapist a long time ago, because just the stories about when he was in charge of security at Wrigley are terrific.

No smart phone?

If he doesn't object, I'd love it if you shared some of the stories here.

Particularly if there are any from the restrooms. /Kurt

Sorry. Old habits something hard. (||)

I don't get this KurtEvans reference.

I'll withdraw it then. You once had a Sloth post on Goatriders, in which he approached a couple of Cubs semi-celebrities in the men's room at the Cubs convention. I blew you (||) some shit about it and you defended it. If you don't remember our convo, then it's not worth rehashing here, although I just did.

Anyway, any Wheezer story is a good Wheezer story in my book. Washrooms or no.

Nope, that's fair.

I admit it... I have no idea how you guys remember/keep track of this shit. I have a pretty good memory regarding things I've done, but I have pretty much no idea who said what, especially on forums like this one. Is somebody maintaining a spreadsheet or something?

Unfortunately, I never forget a thing.

But, I'm pretty sure Thrill probably does have a spreadsheet somewhere.
[/quote

Though Thrill has served as our Internet Librarian, the memesheet is actually crowdsourced, with Pen serving as the owner.  

That's our Fork Paddy O'Ptoat.

[Eli]

... I actually had some trepidation about being down in Florida for 12 days visiting my dad, for fear of being trapped in a sprawling retirement community.

Now I wish I'd brought a tape recorder and was able to stay longer before returning to the disaster that is my own existence. I should've gotten a therapist a long time ago, because just the stories about when he was in charge of security at Wrigley are terrific.

No smart phone?

If he doesn't object, I'd love it if you shared some of the stories here.

Particularly if there are any from the restrooms. /Kurt

Sorry. Old habits something hard. (||)

I don't get this KurtEvans reference.

I'll withdraw it then. You once had a Sloth post on Goatriders, in which he approached a couple of Cubs semi-celebrities in the men's room at the Cubs convention. I blew you (||) some shit about it and you defended it. If you don't remember our convo, then it's not worth rehashing here, although I just did.

Anyway, any Wheezer story is a good Wheezer story in my book. Washrooms or no.

Nope, that's fair.

I admit it... I have no idea how you guys remember/keep track of this shit. I have a pretty good memory regarding things I've done, but I have pretty much no idea who said what, especially on forums like this one. Is somebody maintaining a spreadsheet or something?

Unfortunately, I never forget a thing.

But, I'm pretty sure Thrill probably does have a spreadsheet somewhere.
[/quote

Though Thrill has served as our Internet Librarian, the memesheet is actually crowdsourced, with Pen serving as the owner.  

I think this is in the memesheet.

[PenFoe]

... I actually had some trepidation about being down in Florida for 12 days visiting my dad, for fear of being trapped in a sprawling retirement community.

Now I wish I'd brought a tape recorder and was able to stay longer before returning to the disaster that is my own existence. I should've gotten a therapist a long time ago, because just the stories about when he was in charge of security at Wrigley are terrific.

No smart phone?

If he doesn't object, I'd love it if you shared some of the stories here.

Particularly if there are any from the restrooms. /Kurt

Sorry. Old habits something hard. (||)

I don't get this KurtEvans reference.

I'll withdraw it then. You once had a Sloth post on Goatriders, in which he approached a couple of Cubs semi-celebrities in the men's room at the Cubs convention. I blew you (||) some shit about it and you defended it. If you don't remember our convo, then it's not worth rehashing here, although I just did.

Anyway, any Wheezer story is a good Wheezer story in my book. Washrooms or no.

Nope, that's fair.

I admit it... I have no idea how you guys remember/keep track of this shit. I have a pretty good memory regarding things I've done, but I have pretty much no idea who said what, especially on forums like this one. Is somebody maintaining a spreadsheet or something?

Unfortunately, I never forget a thing.

But, I'm pretty sure Thrill probably does have a spreadsheet somewhere.
[/quote

Though Thrill has served as our Internet Librarian, the memesheet is actually crowdsourced, with Pen serving as the owner.  

I think this is in the memesheet.

For clarity:
Thrill - Internet Librarian
Pen - Self-Appointed SBox Historian

[Oleg]

...I don't really have all that much experience with these things but a 9 page dog day care application seems kind of excessive.

[Canadouche]

...I don't really have all that much experience with these things but a 9 page dog day care application seems kind of excessive.

I'm pretty sure that might be about the same length as the daycare application that we had to fill out for my son.

[Saul Goodman]

...I don't really have all that much experience with these things but a 9 page dog day care application seems kind of excessive.

What were some of the questions?

[CT III]

...I don't really have all that much experience with these things but a 9 page dog day care application seems kind of excessive.

That's actually longer than the packet I had to fill out for the behaviorist we took our dog to for aggression screening/therapy.