I admit it...

[Quality Start Machine]

Halloween is a holiday that is either the coolest or lamest holiday around, depending on your age, your location, and your plans.

As I've gotten older, I've realized the only holiday that is unequivocally great is Thanksgiving.

I get to experience most of the holidays in double. Thanksgiving is in both October and November, and we have a Christmas with my Canadian family and then we drive down to have it again with my American family. There are perks to immigrating.

Are you living a double life?

Who would have time for two lives? I've barely got enough minutes in the day for the life I have.

That's why there's MITCH EVANS.

[Canadouche]

Halloween is a holiday that is either the coolest or lamest holiday around, depending on your age, your location, and your plans.

As I've gotten older, I've realized the only holiday that is unequivocally great is Thanksgiving.

I get to experience most of the holidays in double. Thanksgiving is in both October and November, and we have a Christmas with my Canadian family and then we drive down to have it again with my American family. There are perks to immigrating.

Are you living a double life?

Who would have time for two lives? I've barely got enough minutes in the day for the life I have.

That's why there's MITCH EVANS.

Dirk. His name is Dirk Evans.

[Bort]

Halloween is a holiday that is either the coolest or lamest holiday around, depending on your age, your location, and your plans.

As I've gotten older, I've realized the only holiday that is unequivocally great is Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving fucking sucks.  I work anyway, and the internet goes fucking dead.

Cry me a river, Europe seems to give people like 9 months of vacation a year. If I worked even a minute myself I'd take offense.

[Tonker]

Halloween is a holiday that is either the coolest or lamest holiday around, depending on your age, your location, and your plans.

As I've gotten older, I've realized the only holiday that is unequivocally great is Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving fucking sucks.  I work anyway, and the internet goes fucking dead.

Cry me a river, Europe seems to give people like 9 months of vacation a year. If I worked even a minute myself I'd take offense.

Offence.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Halloween is a holiday that is either the coolest or lamest holiday around, depending on your age, your location, and your plans.

As I've gotten older, I've realized the only holiday that is unequivocally great is Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving fucking sucks.  I work anyway, and the internet goes fucking dead.

Cry me a river, Europe seems to give people like 9 months of vacation a year. If I worked even a minute myself I'd take offense.

Offence.

O face

[Bort]

Halloween is a holiday that is either the coolest or lamest holiday around, depending on your age, your location, and your plans.

As I've gotten older, I've realized the only holiday that is unequivocally great is Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving fucking sucks.  I work anyway, and the internet goes fucking dead.

Cry me a river, Europe seems to give people like 9 months of vacation a year. If I worked even a minute myself I'd take offense.

Offence.

Should've realized we'd ditch those silly francophonic spellings the moment y'all lost the Raevouloutioun.

[Quality Start Machine]

...I keep watching the Cubs coverage partly out of euphoria, and partly out of my desire to see Chip Caray get struck by lightning.

[Shooter]

... I was surprisingly comfortable with Carl Edwards on the mound in the bottom of the 10th (while also glad it was a two run lead).

[flannj]

This is all flannj's fault.

You're welcome

[Shooter]

... I was surprisingly comfortable with Carl Edwards on the mound in the bottom of the 10th (while also glad it was a two run lead).

Montgomery too.

[MrSpeed]

I don't know what I'm going to do for the next 4 months without being able to watch the Cubs.  

[Saul Goodman]

I don't know what I'm going to do for the next 4 months without being able to watch the Cubs.  

Hot stove, bruh.

[SKO]

... I was surprisingly comfortable with Carl Edwards on the mound in the bottom of the 10th (while also glad it was a two run lead).

That's because Carl is the balls and if they don't sign Kenley Jansen or whatever I wouldn't be shocked if he's the closer by the end of next year.

[Bort]

This is all flannj's fault.

You're welcome

I can't stay mad at you...

[CBStew]

Are we there yet? Are we as insufferable as Red Sox fans?  If so I don't care.  We earned it.