I admit it...

[Yeti]

I keep asking myself why I didn't go into a field related to weddings or baby furniture. My god. You can take people to the fucking cleaners.

Queueueueue Tony?

Shitty economy or not, people still get married. It's more a seven days a week job though.....maybe I'll look into the drug dealing thing.

Marriage is overrated.

[Tony]

I keep asking myself why I didn't go into a field related to weddings or baby furniture. My god. You can take people to the fucking cleaners.

Queueueueue Tony?

Shitty economy or not, people still get married. It's more a seven days a week job though.....maybe I'll look into the drug dealing thing.

And then they fuck and have babies. You are a wise man.

And then they need baby shower invites and baby announcements. It's a racket.

[Internet Apex]

Next year, just use the "sticks in a pile" at center ice method.  Maybe one team ends up with 10 defensemen, but so what?

Sticks in a pile?  Seems queer.

Laughed at this a lot. 

[Bort]

I keep asking myself why I didn't go into a field related to weddings or baby furniture. My god. You can take people to the fucking cleaners.

Queueueueue Tony?

Shitty economy or not, people still get married. It's more a seven days a week job though.....maybe I'll look into the drug dealing thing.

And then they fuck and have babies. You are a wise man.

And then they need baby shower invites and baby announcements. It's a racket.

That's how they getcha.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This thread seems as good a place as any to share this anecdote.

I was taking statements from some witnesses downstate today.  It was getting towards the end of my last statement with this one particular individual and I asked him the requisite question about his current employment status.

He responds, in a completely serious voice, "Since I got fired?  I've been selling drugs three days a week."

Give the man credit, he was under oath.

Only three days a week?  Man, the hours are pretty good.  Perhaps he has to work weekends?  Nonetheless, it's something I'm going to be looking into.

I keep asking myself why I didn't go into a field related to weddings or baby furniture. My god. You can take people to the fucking cleaners.

Weddings, especially, as there isn't even a pretense of getting any repeat business.

Next year, just use the "sticks in a pile" at center ice method.  Maybe one team ends up with 10 defensemen, but so what?

Sticks in a pile?  Seems queer.

The correct term is "faggot".

[Slaky]

This thread seems as good a place as any to share this anecdote.

I was taking statements from some witnesses downstate today.  It was getting towards the end of my last statement with this one particular individual and I asked him the requisite question about his current employment status.

He responds, in a completely serious voice, "Since I got fired?  I've been selling drugs three days a week."

Give the man credit, he was under oath.

Only three days a week?  Man, the hours are pretty good.  Perhaps he has to work weekends?  Nonetheless, it's something I'm going to be looking into.

I keep asking myself why I didn't go into a field related to weddings or baby furniture. My god. You can take people to the fucking cleaners.

Weddings, especially, as there isn't even a pretense of getting any repeat business.

Next year, just use the "sticks in a pile" at center ice method.  Maybe one team ends up with 10 defensemen, but so what?

Sticks in a pile?  Seems queer.

The correct term is "faggot".

Good thing you explained that joke for us.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This thread seems as good a place as any to share this anecdote.

I was taking statements from some witnesses downstate today.  It was getting towards the end of my last statement with this one particular individual and I asked him the requisite question about his current employment status.

He responds, in a completely serious voice, "Since I got fired?  I've been selling drugs three days a week."

Give the man credit, he was under oath.

Only three days a week?  Man, the hours are pretty good.  Perhaps he has to work weekends?  Nonetheless, it's something I'm going to be looking into.

I keep asking myself why I didn't go into a field related to weddings or baby furniture. My god. You can take people to the fucking cleaners.

Weddings, especially, as there isn't even a pretense of getting any repeat business.

Next year, just use the "sticks in a pile" at center ice method.  Maybe one team ends up with 10 defensemen, but so what?

Sticks in a pile?  Seems queer.

The correct term is "faggot".

Good thing you explained that joke for us.

D'OH.

I thought JD jsut meant "sticks in a pile"...ahh fuck it. 

[CBStew]

This thread seems as good a place as any to share this anecdote.

I was taking statements from some witnesses downstate today.  It was getting towards the end of my last statement with this one particular individual and I asked him the requisite question about his current employment status.

He responds, in a completely serious voice, "Since I got fired?  I've been selling drugs three days a week."

Give the man credit, he was under oath.

Only three days a week?  Man, the hours are pretty good.  Perhaps he has to work weekends?  Nonetheless, it's something I'm going to be looking into.

I keep asking myself why I didn't go into a field related to weddings or baby furniture. My god. You can take people to the fucking cleaners.

Weddings, especially, as there isn't even a pretense of getting any repeat business.

Next year, just use the "sticks in a pile" at center ice method.  Maybe one team ends up with 10 defensemen, but so what?

Sticks in a pile?  Seems queer.

The correct term is "faggot".

Good thing you explained that joke for us.

I appreciate it.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'll probably be pulling for the Packers Sunday.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I'll probably be pulling for the Packers Sunday.

How is that different from every other week?

[Internet Apex]

I'll probably be pulling for the Packers Sunday.

How is that different from every other week?

No shit. While I totally understand the desire to see the Bears ouster become the eventual champ, that never did anything for me. Purdue was knocked out by Duke last year but do you think I rooted for Duke for one fucking second afterward, brackets be fucked? Nosir. When the teams take the field on Sunday, the Packers will still be the Packers and I will still instinctively root for their utter and complete destruction and humiliaiton. Concussion number four for Mr. Rodgers tops my wish list.

[PenPho]

I'll probably be pulling for the Packers Sunday.

How is that different from every other week?

No shit. While I totally understand the desire to see the Bears ouster become the eventual champ, that never did anything for me. Purdue was knocked out by Duke last year but do you think I rooted for Duke for one fucking second afterward, brackets be fucked? Nosir. When the teams take the field on Sunday, the Packers will still be the Packers and I will still instinctively root for their utter and complete destruction and humiliaiton. Concussion number four for Mr. Rodgers tops my wish list.

I'm just glad that you were able to shoehorn a Purdue comment in here in case we forgot that you liked them.

[Slaky]

I'll probably be pulling for the Packers Sunday.

How is that different from every other week?

No shit. While I totally understand the desire to see the Bears ouster become the eventual champ, that never did anything for me. Purdue was knocked out by Duke last year but do you think I rooted for Duke for one fucking second afterward, brackets be fucked? Nosir. When the teams take the field on Sunday, the Packers will still be the Packers and I will still instinctively root for their utter and complete destruction and humiliaiton. Concussion number four for Mr. Rodgers tops my wish list.

Fuck the concussion. I hope he stays 100% healthy and without an excuse to lean on, he throws four Packer-Destroying interceptions that all lead to Steeler touchdowns. Yes, that's my dream.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'll probably be pulling for the Packers Sunday.

How is that different from every other week?

Hells yes. 

Nobody could rock jorts like that in the early '90's but my Brettsy.

Every Who down in Who-ville loves celebratiing...
But The Mick of the North finds it most aggravating.

The Mick ANGERS ANGER the whole ANGER season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be that his head isn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that the Irish aren't bright.

But I think that the most likely reason of all
May be that his Wranglers are two sizes too small.

[Internet Apex]

I'll probably be pulling for the Packers Sunday.

How is that different from every other week?

No shit. While I totally understand the desire to see the Bears ouster become the eventual champ, that never did anything for me. Purdue was knocked out by Duke last year but do you think I rooted for Duke for one fucking second afterward, brackets be fucked? Nosir. When the teams take the field on Sunday, the Packers will still be the Packers and I will still instinctively root for their utter and complete destruction and humiliaiton. Concussion number four for Mr. Rodgers tops my wish list.

Fuck the concussion. I hope he stays 100% healthy and without an excuse to lean on, he throws four Packer-Destroying interceptions that all lead to Steeler touchdowns. Yes, that's my dream.

THI

And a concussion too.