I admit it...

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Please tell me this was videotaped.

[Quality Start Machine]

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Do you still have a copy of said speech?

[Yeti]

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Please tell me this was videotaped.

No.

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Do you still have a copy of said speech?

I'm guessing no, as I suspect it might have been two laptops ago, but I will check at home. I'd post it for posterity. There is also the one in HS where I defended the Patriot Act. That is definitely no longer around. I might have my Creation v. Evolution one from Jr. year of college. That'll be a barrel of laughs, too. God, I hate what I was

[PenPho]

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Please tell me this was videotaped.

No.

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Do you still have a copy of said speech?

I'm guessing no, as I suspect it might have been two laptops ago, but I will check at home. I'd post it for posterity. There is also the one in HS where I defended the Patriot Act. That is definitely no longer around. I might have my Creation v. Evolution one from Jr. year of college. That'll be a barrel of laughs, too. God, I hate what I was

Let's not forget that when we met you only a few short years ago, your entrance in this dark corner was highlighted with finding pills for the gays so that they could get straightened out and therefore be more suited to adopt children. 

You know...based on the "studies."

[Tonker]

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Please tell me this was videotaped.

No.

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Do you still have a copy of said speech?

I'm guessing no, as I suspect it might have been two laptops ago, but I will check at home. I'd post it for posterity. There is also the one in HS where I defended the Patriot Act. That is definitely no longer around. I might have my Creation v. Evolution one from Jr. year of college. That'll be a barrel of laughs, too. God, I hate what I was

Let's not forget that when we met you only a few short years ago, your entrance in this dark corner was highlighted with finding pills for the gays so that they could get straightened out and therefore be more suited to adopt children. 

You know...based on the "studies."

How fucking good have we been for Yeti?  I don't think he's nearly as grateful as he should be.

[morpheus]

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Please tell me this was videotaped.

No.

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Do you still have a copy of said speech?

I'm guessing no, as I suspect it might have been two laptops ago, but I will check at home. I'd post it for posterity. There is also the one in HS where I defended the Patriot Act. That is definitely no longer around. I might have my Creation v. Evolution one from Jr. year of college. That'll be a barrel of laughs, too. God, I hate what I was

Let's not forget that when we met you only a few short years ago, your entrance in this dark corner was highlighted with finding pills for the gays so that they could get straightened out and therefore be more suited to adopt children. 

You know...based on the "studies."

How fucking good have we been for Yeti?  I don't think he's nearly as grateful as he should be.

On the other hand... Before Desipio / After Desipio:

       

[Quality Start Machine]

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Please tell me this was videotaped.

No.

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Do you still have a copy of said speech?

I'm guessing no, as I suspect it might have been two laptops ago, but I will check at home. I'd post it for posterity. There is also the one in HS where I defended the Patriot Act. That is definitely no longer around. I might have my Creation v. Evolution one from Jr. year of college. That'll be a barrel of laughs, too. God, I hate what I was

Let's not forget that when we met you only a few short years ago, your entrance in this dark corner was highlighted with finding pills for the gays so that they could get straightened out and therefore be more suited to adopt children. 

You know...based on the "studies."

How fucking good have we been for Yeti?  I don't think he's nearly as grateful as he should be.

On the other hand... Before Desipio / After Desipio:

       

Not to mention:

[Eli]

Not to mention:

I'm still amazed by this. Best Photoshop in Desipio history.

[CBStew]

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Please tell me this was videotaped.

No.

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Do you still have a copy of said speech?

I'm guessing no, as I suspect it might have been two laptops ago, but I will check at home. I'd post it for posterity. There is also the one in HS where I defended the Patriot Act. That is definitely no longer around. I might have my Creation v. Evolution one from Jr. year of college. That'll be a barrel of laughs, too. God, I hate what I was

I am shocked.  You went to college?

[Bort]

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Please tell me this was videotaped.

No.

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Do you still have a copy of said speech?

I'm guessing no, as I suspect it might have been two laptops ago, but I will check at home. I'd post it for posterity. There is also the one in HS where I defended the Patriot Act. That is definitely no longer around. I might have my Creation v. Evolution one from Jr. year of college. That'll be a barrel of laughs, too. God, I hate what I was

I am shocked.  You went to college?

Divernon Upstairs School of 'Countin' n Shit

[flannj]

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Please tell me this was videotaped.

No.

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Do you still have a copy of said speech?

I'm guessing no, as I suspect it might have been two laptops ago, but I will check at home. I'd post it for posterity. There is also the one in HS where I defended the Patriot Act. That is definitely no longer around. I might have my Creation v. Evolution one from Jr. year of college. That'll be a barrel of laughs, too. God, I hate what I was

I am shocked.  You went to college?

Stanford?
UCLA?

[Tonker]

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Please tell me this was videotaped.

No.

.... I gave a speech during a Speech class in my sophomore year of college where I outlined why we should racially profile.... And I feel guilty for that speech to this day (6+ years later)

Do you still have a copy of said speech?

I'm guessing no, as I suspect it might have been two laptops ago, but I will check at home. I'd post it for posterity. There is also the one in HS where I defended the Patriot Act. That is definitely no longer around. I might have my Creation v. Evolution one from Jr. year of college. That'll be a barrel of laughs, too. God, I hate what I was

I am shocked.  You went to college?

... I thought this, but didn't say it.  Not having been to college myself, I guess I'm not smart enough to recognise a college boy when I see one.

[Yeti]

I'm the world's worst college student. I'll be lucky to have a degree in 4 years (30)

[morpheus]

Not to mention:

I'm still amazed by this. Best Photoshop in Desipio history.

Full credit to Fork for the idea.

[Yeti]

Also, no dice for having a copy of any of them.