I admit it...

[Powdered Toast Man]

You're just jealous because no one is naming a hypothetical daughter after you.

False.

[Oleg]

...our fourth grandchild, a boy, was born today in Tokyo.  Being a grandparent is so much more fun than being a parent.

Congrats Stew, and I'll ignore that last comment since my 3rd kid is due in April.

Since it's a girl, you naming her Bort?

And if it's a girl who dances, you can nickname her "Fork."

These are all terrible suggestions.

You're just jealous because no one is naming a hypothetical daughter after you.

If it makes CT feel better, I'll name my hypothetical daughter after him.  And that little girl will grow up to be Roy Cohn.

[CT III]

...our fourth grandchild, a boy, was born today in Tokyo.  Being a grandparent is so much more fun than being a parent.

Congrats Stew, and I'll ignore that last comment since my 3rd kid is due in April.

Since it's a girl, you naming her Bort?

And if it's a girl who dances, you can nickname her "Fork."

These are all terrible suggestions.

You're just jealous because no one is naming a hypothetical daughter after you.

If it makes CT feel better, I'll name my hypothetical daughter after him.  And that little girl will grow up to be Roy Cohn.

And now we know...the rest of the story.

[PenPho]

I hope the Cubs sign Brandon Webb.

[Internet Apex]

I hope the Cubs sign Brandon Webb.

I think he'd still be decent on a National League team. The NL being the weaker of the two leagues, Webb's 83 MPH fastball would be like the equivalent of a 93 MPH heater in the AL. Get it done, Jim.

[Saul Goodman]

I hope the Cubs sign Brandon Webb.

I think he'd still be decent on a National League team. The NL being the weaker of the two leagues, Webb's 83 MPH fastball would be like the equivalent of a 93 MPH heater in the AL. Get it done, Jim.

Maybe this is the year ESPN finally brings that Little League velo converter to the NL broadcasts.

[SKO]

I succumbed to the temptation to argue with Fro.

[Slaky]

I succumbed to the temptation to argue with Fro.

Where can I read this?

[CT III]

I succumbed to the temptation to argue with Fro.

Where can I read this?

Here's the SKO/Fro part:

http://fireronturner.net/?p=1027#comments

And then you should read these:

http://fireronturner.net/?p=716

http://fireronturner.net/?p=731


If only for this:

As a matter of fact, I would like to issue Julius Peppers a challenge to work out with me.  We will do all exercises like pushups, situps, etc. that aren't weight related – just resistance.  I have a feeling I would kick his ass.  And certainly I would in cardio things like running and biking.

[SKO]

I succumbed to the temptation to argue with Fro.

Where can I read this?

Here's the SKO/Fro part:

http://fireronturner.net/?p=1027#comments

And then you should read these:

http://fireronturner.net/?p=716

http://fireronturner.net/?p=731


If only for this:

As a matter of fact, I would like to issue Julius Peppers a challenge to work out with me.  We will do all exercises like pushups, situps, etc. that aren't weight related – just resistance.  I have a feeling I would kick his ass.  And certainly I would in cardio things like running and biking.

If you haven't seen his reply to this (Blog Whoring) http://startkyleorton.blogspot.com/2010/09/pick-someone-on-other-team-and-play.html (End Blog Whoring), you get his original defense of the 11 on 11 statement.

[Slaky]

Fro Dog should be hit by an AIDS bus with an ad for Glee on the side of it.

[SKO]

"Oh by the way, Denver can fire and pay folks that they fired because, #1 they have the $$$ to do it, and # 2 their front office knows that they have the MANAGEMENT, MONEY, MEN, & MOXIE to go out and get another good coach or great coach." Exactly. Denver is smart enough to hire great coaches. Which is why they just had to fire their last one after 28 games.

[Internet Apex]

MANAGEMENT, MONEY, MEN, & MOXIE

(||)

[smg]

... I still haven't settled on a name for my baby.  He'll be born two weeks from tomorrow.  Apparently, having neither named him nor purchased multiple personalized items for him by this point is a crime against humanity, based on the number of times a day I am questioned about his name, and when it will be chosen.

[flannj]

... I still haven't settled on a name for my baby.  He'll be born two weeks from tomorrow.  Apparently, having neither named him nor purchased multiple personalized items for him by this point is a crime against humanity, based on the number of times a day I am questioned about his name, and when it will be chosen.

Enoch.