I admit it...

[Internet Apex]

.... I need to move to Chicago. As I was walking from Wrigley to Halsted & Clark today, the female quality that I saw out today was amazing. Those tights that girls are wearing as pants are amazing. I can only imagine how great it would be to be here during summer with those amazing sundresses. Downstate blows

Halsted & Clark, eh?  Would have loved to have heard that you picked one up and found a dong underneath those girls pants.

At the Borders?

What would Yeti be doing at a Borders, except for finding directions away from there?

Looking for nudie mags?

My aunt mentioned that there was one there but I didn't notice it. I went to the Sports Authority and Marshall's. If I saw it I would have gone in there. I was walking down Clark with no purpose until I got there. I was just walking for the hell of it

So, your aunt told you that there was a nudie mag at Borders, but you didn't notice it because you were cruising for trim in the "young Adult" section.

That's a 35-24 Internet Win right there.

[Gilgamesh]

.... I need to move to Chicago. As I was walking from Wrigley to Halsted & Clark today, the female quality that I saw out today was amazing. Those tights that girls are wearing as pants are amazing. I can only imagine how great it would be to be here during summer with those amazing sundresses. Downstate blows

Halsted & Clark, eh?  Would have loved to have heard that you picked one up and found a dong underneath those girls pants.

At the Borders?

What would Yeti be doing at a Borders, except for finding directions away from there?

Looking for nudie mags?

My aunt mentioned that there was one there but I didn't notice it. I went to the Sports Authority and Marshall's. If I saw it I would have gone in there. I was walking down Clark with no purpose until I got there. I was just walking for the hell of it

So, your aunt told you that there was a nudie mag at Borders, but you didn't notice it because you were cruising for trim in the "young Adult" section.

That's a 35-24 Internet Win right there.

Close enough for me.

[Internet Apex]

.... I need to move to Chicago. As I was walking from Wrigley to Halsted & Clark today, the female quality that I saw out today was amazing. Those tights that girls are wearing as pants are amazing. I can only imagine how great it would be to be here during summer with those amazing sundresses. Downstate blows

Halsted & Clark, eh?  Would have loved to have heard that you picked one up and found a dong underneath those girls pants.

At the Borders?

What would Yeti be doing at a Borders, except for finding directions away from there?

Looking for nudie mags?

My aunt mentioned that there was one there but I didn't notice it. I went to the Sports Authority and Marshall's. If I saw it I would have gone in there. I was walking down Clark with no purpose until I got there. I was just walking for the hell of it

So, your aunt told you that there was a nudie mag at Borders, but you didn't notice it because you were cruising for trim in the "young Adult" section.

That's a 35-24 Internet Win right there.

Close enough for me.

Nicely done.

Bears 33, Cheesedicks 14.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

.... I need to move to Chicago. As I was walking from Wrigley to Halsted & Clark today, the female quality that I saw out today was amazing. Those tights that girls are wearing as pants are amazing. I can only imagine how great it would be to be here during summer with those amazing sundresses. Downstate blows

Halsted & Clark, eh?  Would have loved to have heard that you picked one up and found a dong underneath those girls pants.

At the Borders?

Borders is at Clark and Diversey, NotRandMcNally.

Fuck, you're right. I was thinking of Broadway.

Actually, the corner of Halsted and Diversey is what, a PetCo?

No.  The Petco is actually at...

...wait foir it...

Halsted and Clark*

*And Barry.

[Bort]

.... I need to move to Chicago. As I was walking from Wrigley to Halsted & Clark today, the female quality that I saw out today was amazing. Those tights that girls are wearing as pants are amazing. I can only imagine how great it would be to be here during summer with those amazing sundresses. Downstate blows

Halsted & Clark, eh?  Would have loved to have heard that you picked one up and found a dong underneath those girls pants.

At the Borders?

Borders is at Clark and Diversey, NotRandMcNally.

Fuck, you're right. I was thinking of Broadway.

Actually, the corner of Halsted and Diversey is what, a PetCo?

No.  The Petco is actually at...

...wait foir it...

Halsted and Clark*

*And Barry.

Fuck me, I meant to type Halsted and Clark.

[hangs head in shame]

[Shooter]

I'm a Packers fan. I grew up north of the Cheddar Curtain and have been a fan my entire life.

[SKO]

I'm a Packers fan. I grew up north of the Cheddar Curtain and have been a fan my entire life.

This was a courageous and very admirable act of honesty. Now go fuck yourself.

[Saul Goodman]

I'm a Packers fan. I grew up north of the Cheddar Curtain and have been a fan my entire life.

This was a courageous and very admirable act of honesty. Now go fuck yourself.

THI

[Bort]

I'm a Packers fan. I grew up north of the Cheddar Curtain and have been a fan my entire life.

This was a courageous and very admirable act of honesty. Now go fuck yourself.

THI

THA (sorry, man...)

[Internet Apex]

I don't feel the least bit sorry about telling Shooter to go fuck himself.

[Bort]

I don't feel the least bit sorry about telling Shooter to go fuck himself.

You don't know him like I do.


(||)

[Chuck to Chuck]

I admit I was looking forward to more Kerry Ling posts now that he's retired.

[Internet Apex]

I admit I was looking forward to more Kerry Ling posts now that he's retired.

You did that wrong. But hey, good news for you: http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/01/sorianos-mother-dies-of-apparent-heart-attack.html

[Brownie]

I admit I was looking forward to more Kerry Ling posts now that he's retired.

You did that wrong. But hey, good news for you: http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2011/01/sorianos-mother-dies-of-apparent-heart-attack.html

Chuck's already on the case.

[PenPho]

... I apparently did not know how to pronounce 'larynx" until Saturday night.

Well, now that you do know, maybe you can help this lady.