I admit it...

[CBStew]

I'll probably be pulling for the Packers Sunday.

From my friend Devin on Facebook:

I'm just hoping the Green Bay Packers and all of their fans are forced into a state of grovelling fear and supplication. I want to see panic and terror and despair. The wanton mayhem and slaughter usually expressed i...n partisan reprisals, ethnic cleansing, and pre-agrarian tribal warfare.. I want the score to be measured in body counts. I want to see Green Bay players carted off the field for psychic, as well as physical injuries. I want Heinz Ward to hoist the Lombardi Trophy in one hand, and the crudely severed head of Aaron Rogers in the other. I want the Green Bay bench to be an encampment of smoldering ruin. I want James Harrison to make a necklace of human eyes. I want atavistic howling and grunting. Death-worship and queer ululations. Helmets caked with viscera and blood. Encircling vultures, and the stench of rotting flesh.

On the other hand, he might just go to a movie instead.

[Bort]

...I'm not really in the mood to watch a football game today.

[Slaky]

...I'm not really in the mood to watch a football game today.

Me neither. Commercials though.

Looking forward to Bud Light putting me in my correct gender role.

[JD]

...I'm not really in the mood to watch a football game today.

Me neither. Commercials though.

Looking forward to Bud Light putting me in my correct gender role.

I'm looking forward to my Buffalo Chicken Cheese Dip. 

[Internet Apex]

...I'm not really in the mood to watch a football game today.

Me neither. Commercials though.

Looking forward to Bud Light putting me in my correct gender role.

I'm looking forward to my Buffalo Chicken Cheese Dip. 

I think there's a new Shameless on tonight. I'm looking forward to that.

[Wheezer]

... I can't help but acknowledge the total hotness here.

[JD]

...I'm not really in the mood to watch a football game today.

Me neither. Commercials though.

Looking forward to Bud Light putting me in my correct gender role.

I'm looking forward to my Buffalo Chicken Cheese Dip. 

I think there's a new Shameless on tonight. I'm looking forward to that.

The Chris Gaines version?  I heard he covered Garth's whole catalog of songs.

[Bort]

...I'm not really in the mood to watch a football game today.

Me neither. Commercials though.

Looking forward to Bud Light putting me in my correct gender role.

I'm looking forward to my Buffalo Chicken Cheese Dip. 

I think there's a new Shameless on tonight. I'm looking forward to that.

The Chris Gaines version?  I heard he covered Garth's whole catalog of songs.

You know, I've never seen both of them in the same room at the same time...

[Eli]

I think Jim Hendry has had a really good offseason.

[Internet Apex]

I think Jim Hendry has had a really good offseason.

Needs more Michael Young.

[Saul Goodman]

I think Jim Hendry has had a really good offseason.

Needs more Michael Young.

False.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I think Jim Hendry has had a really good offseason.

Needs more Michael Young.

False.

Needs more Paul Bako.

[Bort]

I think Jim Hendry has had a really good offseason.

Needs more Michael Young.

False.

Needs more Paul Bako.

Needs more FIREBARN.

[Oleg]

I think Jim Hendry has had a really good offseason.

Needs more Michael Young.

False.

Needs more Paul Bako.

Needs more FIREBARN.

Needs to learn how to quote.

[Oleg]

...I often forget just how fucking badass Appetite For Destruction is and am always glad to be reminded.  This will be on the soundtrack in the CubsNotWorseThanAnyoneElse Hummer Limo.