I admit it...

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I had never heard of Luis Valbuena before 73 seconds ago.

[CT III]

I had never heard of Luis Valbuena before 73 seconds ago.

I've still never heard of him.

[Wheezer]

I had never heard of Luis Valbuena before 73 seconds ago.

I've still never heard of him.

Even I've heard of Valubuenzabeanz.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I had never heard of Luis Valbuena before 73 seconds ago.

I've still never heard of him.

I'm certainly not in a race with you on this.  My god, you hadn't heard of STEVE CLEVENGER until after Opening Day.

[Wheezer]

... I am going to unleash the wrath of G-d on my idiot neighbors who locked out their roughly nine-month-old cat over eight hours ago, who should fucking full well know that there's a massive feral tom hanging around the place at night, and I'm going to enlist my 82-year-old neighbor in the process. Or simply declare ownership. This may require pro bono counsel.

[Quality Start Machine]

... I am going to unleash the wrath of G-d on my idiot neighbors who locked out their roughly nine-month-old cat over eight hours ago, who should fucking full well know that there's a massive feral tom hanging around the place at night, and I'm going to enlist my 82-year-old neighbor in the process. Or simply declare ownership. This may require pro bono counsel.

Gil, know any lawyers?

[Wheezer]

... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

[morpheus]

... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

[Saul Goodman]

... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

[Internet Apex]

... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me.

[Wheezer]

... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me.

I capped off the performance by dropping a pencil sharpener on my foot and presumably fracturing my little toe.

[Quality Start Machine]

... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me.

I capped off the performance by dropping a pencil sharpener on my foot and presumably fracturing my little toe.

That's what you get for putting a pencil sharpener in a bowling ball.

[Wheezer]

... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me.

I capped off the performance by dropping a pencil sharpener on my foot and presumably fracturing my little toe.

That's what you get for putting a pencil sharpener in a bowling ball.

It's an integral part of the telephone. Oleg can confirm.

[CBStew]

... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me.

I capped off the performance by dropping a pencil sharpener on my foot and presumably fracturing my little toe.

That's what you get for putting a pencil sharpener in a bowling ball.

It's an integral part of the telephone. Oleg can confirm.

Which?  The pencil sharpener, the bowling ball or your toe?

[Wheezer]

... I could have gotten stoned with the new, smoking-hot neighbor, but I instead did the dishes and sent a complaint to Milt suggesting that he was pulling Heraclitus quotes out his ass.

How did BC get Wheezer's ID?

Did he graze her ass?

If the smoking hot neighbor has a boyfriend or a gang of rotten kids, this makes perfect sense to me.

I capped off the performance by dropping a pencil sharpener on my foot and presumably fracturing my little toe.

That's what you get for putting a pencil sharpener in a bowling ball.

It's an integral part of the telephone. Oleg can confirm.

Which?  The pencil sharpener, the bowling ball or your toe?

The pencil sharpener. You'd have to have some pretty questionable judgment to use a bowling ball.