I admit it...

[Tonker]

Well, I've got that item checked off my list. I have no idea how she can put away the Lesser Sacrament like that. At one point, she thought the Neo-American Church was founded in the 1600s. (Three possible new members, though.)

Seriously, Wheeze.  What the fuck?  Is this a quiz?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Well, I've got that item checked off my list. I have no idea how she can put away the Lesser Sacrament like that. At one point, she thought the Neo-American Church was founded in the 1600s. (Three possible new members, though.)

Seriously, Wheeze.  What the fuck?  Is this a quiz?

*Raises hand*

I know, from previous wheezersations, that "Lesser Sacrament" = weed.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Well, I've got that item checked off my list. I have no idea how she can put away the Lesser Sacrament like that. At one point, she thought the Neo-American Church was founded in the 1600s. (Three possible new members, though.)

Seriously, Wheeze.  What the fuck?  Is this a quiz?

*Raises hand*

I know, from previous wheezersations, that "Lesser Sacrament" = weed.

More here: http://okneoac.org/

[Internet Apex]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

[CBStew]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

Give me a break.  Not with someone who thought that the Neo American Church dated back to the 1600's.

[Oleg]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

Give me a break.  Not with someone who thought that the Neo American Church dated back to the 1600's.

Even he has standards.

[Internet Apex]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

Give me a break.  Not with someone who thought that the Neo American Church dated back to the 1600's.

Even he has standards.

I'm sure he has extremely stringent standards when it comes to just about everything but if Wheezer doesn't boink crazy ladies who's he gonna boink? I assume that's why this is in the I admit thread.

[Wheezer]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

Give me a break.  Not with someone who thought that the Neo American Church dated back to the 1600's.

Even he has standards.

She's a very nice young lady, but that is not one of the tastes that I share with HHCBH. (She also didn't know who Tim Leary was but did know about the Mellons, which I suppose makes sense even though Gulf never actually set up shop in Bahrain. This part of the story really didn't flow properly as a result, but I tried.)

[Wheezer]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

Give me a break.  Not with someone who thought that the Neo American Church dated back to the 1600's.

Even he has standards.

I'm sure he has extremely stringent standards when it comes to just about everything but if Wheezer doesn't boink crazy ladies who's he gonna boink? I assume that's why this is in the I admit thread.

Pex, this is all contextualized by the events leading up to my breaking my foot with the pencil sharpener.

[Internet Apex]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

Give me a break.  Not with someone who thought that the Neo American Church dated back to the 1600's.

Even he has standards.

I'm sure he has extremely stringent standards when it comes to just about everything but if Wheezer doesn't boink crazy ladies who's he gonna boink? I assume that's why this is in the I admit thread.

Pex, this is all contextualized by the events leading up to my breaking my foot with the pencil sharpener.

smdh

[Yeti]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

Give me a break.  Not with someone who thought that the Neo American Church dated back to the 1600's.

Even he has standards.

She's a very nice young lady, but that is not one of the tastes that I share with HHCBH. (She also didn't know who Tim Leary was but did know about the Mellons, which I suppose makes sense even though Gulf never actually set up shop in Bahrain. This part of the story really didn't flow properly as a result, but I tried.)

So did you get the d in the v?

[Wheezer]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

Give me a break.  Not with someone who thought that the Neo American Church dated back to the 1600's.

Even he has standards.

She's a very nice young lady, but that is not one of the tastes that I share with HHCBH. (She also didn't know who Tim Leary was but did know about the Mellons, which I suppose makes sense even though Gulf never actually set up shop in Bahrain. This part of the story really didn't flow properly as a result, but I tried.)

So did you get the d in the v?

I have no such intention, Yeti. Quarter-century age differences are not in my ambit.

[Internet Apex]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

Give me a break.  Not with someone who thought that the Neo American Church dated back to the 1600's.

Even he has standards.

She's a very nice young lady, but that is not one of the tastes that I share with HHCBH. (She also didn't know who Tim Leary was but did know about the Mellons, which I suppose makes sense even though Gulf never actually set up shop in Bahrain. This part of the story really didn't flow properly as a result, but I tried.)

So did you get the d in the v?

I have no such intention, Yeti. Quarter-century age differences are not in my ambit.

So what in the hell are you admitting to?

I'm afraid this thread is coming off the rails so:

Last summer I boinked a crazy lady 18 years my senior who claimed she was once married to Joe Walsh of The Eagles and used to live with Rick James.

[Quality Start Machine]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

Give me a break.  Not with someone who thought that the Neo American Church dated back to the 1600's.

Even he has standards.

She's a very nice young lady, but that is not one of the tastes that I share with HHCBH. (She also didn't know who Tim Leary was but did know about the Mellons, which I suppose makes sense even though Gulf never actually set up shop in Bahrain. This part of the story really didn't flow properly as a result, but I tried.)

So did you get the d in the v?

I have no such intention, Yeti. Quarter-century age differences are not in my ambit.

So what in the hell are you admitting to?

I'm afraid this thread is coming off the rails so:

Last summer I boinked a crazy lady 18 years my senior who claimed she was once married to Joe Walsh of The Eagles and used to live with Rick James. Linda Blair

[Wheezer]

So Wheezer got laid. Fantastic.

Give me a break.  Not with someone who thought that the Neo American Church dated back to the 1600's.

Even he has standards.

She's a very nice young lady, but that is not one of the tastes that I share with HHCBH. (She also didn't know who Tim Leary was but did know about the Mellons, which I suppose makes sense even though Gulf never actually set up shop in Bahrain. This part of the story really didn't flow properly as a result, but I tried.)

So did you get the d in the v?

I have no such intention, Yeti. Quarter-century age differences are not in my ambit.

So what in the hell are you admitting to?

Pex, I laid a Mr. Natural on an innocent, young, and utterly defenseless mind.