I admit it...

[J. Walter Weatherman]

...I don't understand why Huey, when replying to tweets, includes the twitter handle of the person he's responding to at the end of the tweet, rather than the beginning.

I don't understand why all of Morph's RTs end up on Facebook.

Welcome to the Internet.

Can I have some money now?

No, you misinterpreted me.

I understand HOW you do it, I don't understand WHY you do it.

Hmmm... It's almost like I want to share the tweet with both audiences, but I don't want to retweet it, then copypasta it into Facebook. TweetDeck seems almost like it's designed to do just that.

Weird.

Butthurt level: Rising

RT @PenPho Butthurt level: Rising #hashtag

#fb

Intrepid Reader: Milo

Get your fuckin' FB out of my face!

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

...I don't understand why Huey, when replying to tweets, includes the twitter handle of the person he's responding to at the end of the tweet, rather than the beginning.

I don't understand why all of Morph's RTs end up on Facebook.

Welcome to the Internet.

Can I have some money now?

No, you misinterpreted me.

I understand HOW you do it, I don't understand WHY you do it.

Hmmm... It's almost like I want to share the tweet with both audiences, but I don't want to retweet it, then copypasta it into Facebook. TweetDeck seems almost like it's designed to do just that.

Weird.

Butthurt level: Rising

He still didn't explain why.

[Internet Apex]

...I don't understand why Huey, when replying to tweets, includes the twitter handle of the person he's responding to at the end of the tweet, rather than the beginning.

I don't understand why all of Morph's RTs end up on Facebook.

Welcome to the Internet.

Can I have some money now?

No, you misinterpreted me.

I understand HOW you do it, I don't understand WHY you do it.

Hmmm... It's almost like I want to share the tweet with both audiences, but I don't want to retweet it, then copypasta it into Facebook. TweetDeck seems almost like it's designed to do just that.

Weird.

Butthurt level: Rising

He still didn't explain why.

He wants to share "the Tweet" with both audiences. He loves them both that much. Like his children. Get a son.

[PenPho]

...I don't understand why Huey, when replying to tweets, includes the twitter handle of the person he's responding to at the end of the tweet, rather than the beginning.

I don't understand why all of Morph's RTs end up on Facebook.

Welcome to the Internet.

Can I have some money now?

No, you misinterpreted me.

I understand HOW you do it, I don't understand WHY you do it.

Hmmm... It's almost like I want to share the tweet with both audiences, but I don't want to retweet it, then copypasta it into Facebook. TweetDeck seems almost like it's designed to do just that.

Weird.

Butthurt level: Rising

RT @PenPho Butthurt level: Rising #hashtag

[Wheezer]

... This actually has more than one layer of meaning for me.

[Tonker]

... I really, REALLY fucking enjoyed the last day of the Ryder Cup, if only because it thoroughly pissed on the chips of every single booing fan at Medinah.  What a fucking disgrace.  They should have taken a leaf out of Phil Mickelson's book and simply appreciated the fantastic golf that was being played in front of them, by both teams.  Fucking imbeciles.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

... I really, REALLY fucking enjoyed the last day of the Ryder Cup, if only because it thoroughly pissed on the chips of every single booing fan TDubbs at Medinah.  What a fucking disgrace.  They should have taken a leaf out of Phil Mickelson's book and simply appreciated the fantastic golf that was being played in front of them, by both teams.  Fucking imbeciles.

RYDER DIE'd

[Yeti]

... I really, REALLY fucking enjoyed the last day of the Ryder Cup, if only because it thoroughly pissed on the chips of every single booing fan at Medinah.  What a fucking disgrace.  They should have taken a leaf out of Phil Mickelson's book and simply appreciated the fantastic golf that was being played in front of them, by both teams.  Fucking imbeciles.

Or those asshole 'mericans jeering whenever Furyk took 28 minutes to line up an 8 foot putt, oh wait, what?

[Brownie]

... I really, REALLY fucking enjoyed the last day of the Ryder Cup, if only because it thoroughly pissed on the chips of every single booing fan at Medinah.  What a fucking disgrace.  They should have taken a leaf out of Phil Mickelson's book and simply appreciated the fantastic golf that was being played in front of them, by both teams.  Fucking imbeciles.

SHADDUP EUROWEENIE! DIS IS ARE GAME GOLF! WE INVENTED IT!

[Richard Chuggar]

... I really, REALLY fucking enjoyed the last day of the Ryder Cup, if only because it thoroughly pissed on the chips of every single booing fan TDubbs at Medinah.  What a fucking disgrace.  They should have taken a leaf out of Phil Mickelson's book and simply appreciated the fantastic golf that was being played in front of them, by both teams.  Fucking imbeciles.

RYDER DIE'd

I didn't go the last day.  But the whole point of the Ryder Cup is to cheer for fuckin' 'merica and to boo the euro trash that is there on our soil.  Also for those smelly foreigners to pretend they're cool and wear kilts and weird shit and root against the filthy yanks.  Half of the time they weren't even booing, they were yelling "Booourns".  Or "Luuuuuuke".  Or "Kuuuuuuch".  you know, the names of the guys.  Considering Luke Donald pretty much is a Chicago guy, there were more people rooting for him than against him. 

Also, if there is a single person with a more punchable face than Ian Poulter, I don't want to know about it

[Yeti]

... I really, REALLY fucking enjoyed the last day of the Ryder Cup, if only because it thoroughly pissed on the chips of every single booing fan TDubbs at Medinah.  What a fucking disgrace.  They should have taken a leaf out of Phil Mickelson's book and simply appreciated the fantastic golf that was being played in front of them, by both teams.  Fucking imbeciles.

RYDER DIE'd

I didn't go the last day.  But the whole point of the Ryder Cup is to cheer for fuckin' 'merica and to boo the euro trash that is there on our soil.  Also for those smelly foreigners to pretend they're cool and wear kilts and weird shit and root against the filthy yanks.  Half of the time they weren't even booing, they were yelling "Booourns".  Or "Luuuuuuke".  Or "Kuuuuuuch".  you know, the names of the guys.  Considering Luke Donald pretty much is a Chicago guy, there were more people rooting for him than against him. 

Also, if there is a single person with a more punchable face than Ian Poulter, I don't want to know about it

A one TDubbs has Poulter beat.

And actually, for me, it's Rory, cause fuck that kid.

[Wheezer]

... I can no longer focus to infinity, and I don't need two Moons.

[Quality Start Machine]

...this election cycle just isn't the same without MikeC.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Until a few weeks ago I thought "Buttchugging" was simply a funny, nonsensical word coined by RV.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Until a few weeks ago I thought "Buttchugging" was simply a funny, nonsensical word coined by RV.

Then Huey attended his family reunion.