I admit it...

[Slaky]

Until a few weeks ago I thought "Buttchugging" was simply a funny, nonsensical word coined by RV.

Then Huey attended his family reunion.

Then there's this video.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/03/butt-chugging-alcohol-enema-alexander-broughton-university-of-tennessee-pi-kappa-alpha_n_1935385.html

Maybe the best video you'll ever see. Apologies for the HuffPo link.

[PenPho]

Until a few weeks ago I thought "Buttchugging" was simply a funny, nonsensical word coined by RV.

Then Huey attended his family reunion.

Then there's this video.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/03/butt-chugging-alcohol-enema-alexander-broughton-university-of-tennessee-pi-kappa-alpha_n_1935385.html

Maybe the best video you'll ever see. Apologies for the HuffPo link.

By far my favorite part is the incredible steps they go to make sure you know that they're not gay. 

As we discussed in long form in the SBox last week, I think if you really want to buttchug and are worried about people thinking you might be gay, you should probably choose something other than boxed wine to get there.

[R-V]

Until a few weeks ago I thought "Buttchugging" was simply a funny, nonsensical word coined by RV.

If I had a lick of sense I'd have trademarked buttchugging and Jake Utler and I'd be happily retired to a gated sheep community in Scotland.

[CBStew]

Until a few weeks ago I thought "Buttchugging" was simply a funny, nonsensical word coined by RV.

If I had a lick of sense I'd have trademarked buttchugging and Jake Utler and I'd be happily retired to a gated sheep community in Scotland.

and threatening to fire all of your household staff in the event the Cardinals win the World Series again.

[flannj]

While travelling with my daughter's soccer team for the thousandth time, I actually forgot during dinner what city I am in.
Although I did remember that I have been to this Marriott before.

[BBM]

I'll be actually sober next time I play pool with pex.


That's a lie...No I won't.

[Internet Apex]

I'll be actually sober next time I play pool with pex.


That's a lie...No I won't.

(||)

[Quality Start Machine]

...this Bears team has been so much fun to watch that I'll feel severely conflicted if/when they play the Football Giants in January.

[Internet Apex]

...this Bears team has been so much fun to watch that I'll feel severely conflicted if/when they play the Football Giants in January.

The Giants do bad things to people who throw footballs for a living.

[PenPho]

...this Bears team has been so much fun to watch that I'll feel severely conflicted if/when they play the Football Giants in January.

The Giants do bad things to people who throw footballs for a living.

Like allowing them to complete passes averaging 8.7 YPA at a 63.6% clip?

[CBStew]

...this Bears team has been so much fun to watch that I'll feel severely conflicted if/when they play the Football Giants in January.

The Giants do bad things to people who throw footballs for a living.

Like allowing them to complete passes averaging 8.7 YPA at a 63.6% clip?

No,no, no.  They sneak into their dorm rooms and short sheet their beds.

[Internet Apex]

...this Bears team has been so much fun to watch that I'll feel severely conflicted if/when they play the Football Giants in January.

The Giants do bad things to people who throw footballs for a living.

Like allowing them to complete passes averaging 8.7 YPA at a 63.6% clip?

Regular season Giants aren't the same as playoff Giants.

[SKO]

...this Bears team has been so much fun to watch that I'll feel severely conflicted if/when they play the Football Giants in January.

The Giants do bad things to people who throw footballs for a living.

Like allowing them to complete passes averaging 8.7 YPA at a 63.6% clip?

Regular season Giants aren't the same as playoff Giants.

While this is true, I'm not terribly afraid of the Giants as of yet. Last year their defense largely struggled in the regular season due to injury, and got healthy in time for the playoffs. This year they've been largely healthy and still kinda shitty. They haven't been getting the same kind of production from just their front four and their secondary is iffy at best and sort of always has been when those four guys up front don't just slaughter people. Also, over-emphasizing the terror that was the Giants during their two postseason runs to the Superbowl ignores the times in 2005, 2006, and 2008 where they made one and done appearances or their 2009 and 2010 collapses. They're a good team. Certainly a threat, and obviously the Bears need to show that their offense can consistently score against good defenses before we start dismissing other NFC contenders, but that's no reason to dismiss the Giants' defensive woes as something surely to disappear by January. Clearly the team that should keep us all awake at night is, has been, and always will be, the Cheddar Horde of the North.

[Richard Chuggar]

...this Bears team has been so much fun to watch that I'll feel severely conflicted if/when they play the Football Giants in January.

The Giants do bad things to people who throw footballs for a living.

Like allowing them to complete passes averaging 8.7 YPA at a 63.6% clip?

Regular season Giants aren't the same as playoff Giants.

While this is true, I'm not terribly afraid of the Giants as of yet. Last year their defense largely struggled in the regular season due to injury, and got healthy in time for the playoffs. This year they've been largely healthy and still kinda shitty. They haven't been getting the same kind of production from just their front four and their secondary is iffy at best and sort of always has been when those four guys up front don't just slaughter people. Also, over-emphasizing the terror that was the Giants during their two postseason runs to the Superbowl ignores the times in 2005, 2006, and 2008 where they made one and done appearances or their 2009 and 2010 collapses. They're a good team. Certainly a threat, and obviously the Bears need to show that their offense can consistently score against good defenses before we start dismissing other NFC contenders, but that's no reason to dismiss the Giants' defensive woes as something surely to disappear by January. Clearly the team that should keep us all awake at night is, has been, and always will be, the Cheddar Horde of the North.

relax

[SKO]

...this Bears team has been so much fun to watch that I'll feel severely conflicted if/when they play the Football Giants in January.

The Giants do bad things to people who throw footballs for a living.

Like allowing them to complete passes averaging 8.7 YPA at a 63.6% clip?

Regular season Giants aren't the same as playoff Giants.

While this is true, I'm not terribly afraid of the Giants as of yet. Last year their defense largely struggled in the regular season due to injury, and got healthy in time for the playoffs. This year they've been largely healthy and still kinda shitty. They haven't been getting the same kind of production from just their front four and their secondary is iffy at best and sort of always has been when those four guys up front don't just slaughter people. Also, over-emphasizing the terror that was the Giants during their two postseason runs to the Superbowl ignores the times in 2005, 2006, and 2008 where they made one and done appearances or their 2009 and 2010 collapses. They're a good team. Certainly a threat, and obviously the Bears need to show that their offense can consistently score against good defenses before we start dismissing other NFC contenders, but that's no reason to dismiss the Giants' defensive woes as something surely to disappear by January. Clearly the team that should keep us all awake at night is, has been, and always will be, the Cheddar Horde of the North.

relax

Okay, I LOL'd