I admit it...

[Gilgamesh]

... the Bears have put me in a pissy mood all week. I am trying to cheer myself up by talking about "firing people and hiring others who have fire and passion". Put it this way: They are 5-0 against average to below average NFL teams, but are 0-2 against actual contending teams. Let's not forget this part: I am already thinking to myself that the Bears are technically tied for first place with the Packers rather than a game up. If it's not for that screw up by the replacement refs in the game against the Seahawks, the division lead is tied. Besides, the Packers beat the Bears already so they would own the tie-breaker.

The Bears are the NFL's best bumslayers.

[morpheus]

... the Bears have put me in a pissy mood all week. I am trying to cheer myself up by talking about "firing people and hiring others who have fire and passion". Put it this way: They are 5-0 against average to below average NFL teams, but are 0-2 against actual contending teams. Let's not forget this part: I am already thinking to myself that the Bears are technically tied for first place with the Packers rather than a game up. If it's not for that screw up by the replacement refs in the game against the Seahawks, the division lead is tied. Besides, the Packers beat the Bears already so they would own the tie-breaker.

The Bears are the NFL's best bumslayers.

[Tonker]

... the Bears have put me in a pissy mood all week. I am trying to cheer myself up by talking about "firing people and hiring others who have fire and passion". Put it this way: They are 5-0 against average to below average NFL teams, but are 0-2 against actual contending teams. Let's not forget this part: I am already thinking to myself that the Bears are technically tied for first place with the Packers rather than a game up. If it's not for that screw up by the replacement refs in the game against the Seahawks, the division lead is tied. Besides, the Packers beat the Bears already so they would own the tie-breaker.

[PenPho]

... the Bears have put me in a pissy mood all week. I am trying to cheer myself up by talking about "firing people and hiring others who have fire and passion". Put it this way: They are 5-0 against average to below average NFL teams, but are 0-2 against actual contending teams. Let's not forget this part: I am already thinking to myself that the Bears are technically tied for first place with the Packers rather than a game up. If it's not for that screw up by the replacement refs in the game against the Seahawks, the division lead is tied. Besides, the Packers beat the Bears already so they would own the tie-breaker.

I don't know if this will help cheer you up, but I know that my misery often helps.

So, here you go:



I'm assuming his arm is still on the way down.

*Unless this is a Fro quote, in which case go fuck yourself.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

*Unless this is a Fro quote, in which case go fuck yourself.

Good call.

[Eli]

*Unless this is a Fro quote, in which case go fuck yourself.

Good call.

I'm starting to view this place like TJ views America.

[Wheezer]

... It's time to spring for a darning egg.

[Tonker]

*Unless this is a Fro quote, in which case go fuck yourself.

Good call.

I'm starting to view this place like TJ views America.

Seriously.

[PenPho]

...I don't hate the idea of the Cubs kicking the tires on Melky Cabrera.

Hell no, I don't. If there's seriously a reduced price tag on him because of the drugs even better.

I admit it...I was sad for about a few seconds.

Wow, The Jays just keep adding to their roster! I'm surprised Melky signed this early, but 2/16 isn't bad.

Quoting this guy because I can't find it confirmed elsewhere, though I imagine it will pop shortly.

[Gilgamesh]

...I don't hate the idea of the Cubs kicking the tires on Melky Cabrera.

Hell no, I don't. If there's seriously a reduced price tag on him because of the drugs even better.

I admit it...I was sad for about a few seconds.

Wow, The Jays just keep adding to their roster! I'm surprised Melky signed this early, but 2/16 isn't bad.

Quoting this guy because I can't find it confirmed elsewhere, though I imagine it will pop shortly.

(||)?

[Slaky]

...I don't hate the idea of the Cubs kicking the tires on Melky Cabrera.

Hell no, I don't. If there's seriously a reduced price tag on him because of the drugs even better.

I admit it...I was sad for about a few seconds.

Wow, The Jays just keep adding to their roster! I'm surprised Melky signed this early, but 2/16 isn't bad.

Quoting this guy because I can't find it confirmed elsewhere, though I imagine it will pop shortly.

The Blue Jays, man. Their fans are rightfully excited about the offseason so far.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

...I don't hate the idea of the Cubs kicking the tires on Melky Cabrera.

Hell no, I don't. If there's seriously a reduced price tag on him because of the drugs even better.

I admit it...I was sad for about a few seconds.

Wow, The Jays just keep adding to their roster! I'm surprised Melky signed this early, but 2/16 isn't bad.

Quoting this guy because I can't find it confirmed elsewhere, though I imagine it will pop shortly.

The Blue Jays, man. Their fans are rightfully excited about the offseason so far.

It's gonna suck for them when they win 95 games next year only to get knocked out in the Wild Card playoff.

[Slaky]

...I don't hate the idea of the Cubs kicking the tires on Melky Cabrera.

Hell no, I don't. If there's seriously a reduced price tag on him because of the drugs even better.

I admit it...I was sad for about a few seconds.

Wow, The Jays just keep adding to their roster! I'm surprised Melky signed this early, but 2/16 isn't bad.

Quoting this guy because I can't find it confirmed elsewhere, though I imagine it will pop shortly.

The Blue Jays, man. Their fans are rightfully excited about the offseason so far.

It's gonna suck for them when they win 95 games next year only to get knocked out in the Wild Card playoff.

There are worse ways to spend a summer.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

...I don't hate the idea of the Cubs kicking the tires on Melky Cabrera.

Hell no, I don't. If there's seriously a reduced price tag on him because of the drugs even better.

I admit it...I was sad for about a few seconds.

Wow, The Jays just keep adding to their roster! I'm surprised Melky signed this early, but 2/16 isn't bad.

Quoting this guy because I can't find it confirmed elsewhere, though I imagine it will pop shortly.

The Blue Jays, man. Their fans are rightfully excited about the offseason so far.

It's gonna suck for them when they win 95 games next year only to get knocked out in the Wild Card playoff.

There are worse ways to spend a summer.

They could always be watching the Leafs in the 2013 NHL playoffs.

[Wheezer]

... I had no recollection that Tuli Kupferberg intersected with Dušan Makavejev when I simply set out to steal a copy of Montenegro for old time's sake.

[Edit.--In a subsidiary note, it took the greatest will to refrain from saying something about gentlemen shaving their fivearms with regard to the night's happy event.]