I admit it...

[PenPho]

I clearly don't have enough dress shirts.

Gil is unloading a ton.

Line forms to the left, behind Wheezer.

[Wheezer]

I clearly don't have enough dress shirts.

Gil is unloading a ton.

Line forms to the left, behind Wheezer.

Oh, I know a queue, because I've read Volume 2 of Knuth. Anyway, I find this image disturbing, although it really oughtn't to be:

[Oleg]

I clearly don't have enough dress shirts.

Gil is unloading a ton.

Line forms to the left, behind Wheezer.

Oh, I know a queue, because I've read Volume 2 of Knuth. Anyway, I find this image disturbing, although it really oughtn't to be:

Seriously.  Washing mushrooms?  What a rube...

[CT III]

...I keep flipping over to the Gas Money marathon on CSN in hopes of seeing Huey.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

...I keep flipping over to the Gas Money marathon on CSN in hopes of seeing Huey.

I'd PWN that shit.

[Internet Apex]

I hope Lovie Smith gets hired as a head coach by another NFL team and wins a Super Bowl. 

[Brownie]

I hope Lovie Smith gets hired as a head coach by another NFL team and wins a Super Bowl. 

This, or alternatively, I hope Lovie Smith gets hired to replace McMichael on WMVP and spends the next 30 years as a wise pundit and we get to hear paeans to him that "Lovie never would of let the defense get soft," or "Lovie new dat we need a good running backer to lead the offense," and all that.

[CT III]

I hope Lovie Smith gets hired as a head coach by another NFL team and wins a Super Bowl. 

This, or alternatively, I hope Lovie Smith gets hired to replace McMichael on WMVP and spends the next 30 years as a wise pundit and we get to hear paeans to him that "Lovie never would of let the defense get soft," or "Lovie new dat we need a good running backer to lead the offense," and all that.

Yes, but what of the good people of Romeoville?

[Brownie]

I hope Lovie Smith gets hired as a head coach by another NFL team and wins a Super Bowl. 

This, or alternatively, I hope Lovie Smith gets hired to replace McMichael on WMVP and spends the next 30 years as a wise pundit and we get to hear paeans to him that "Lovie never would of let the defense get soft," or "Lovie new dat we need a good running backer to lead the offense," and all that.

Yes, but what of the good people of Romeoville?

Well, after McMichael becomes mayor and Romeoville becomes the mecca of the SW Suburbs, even luring professional football out of Joliet (envision the Romeoville Catholic Hilltoppers), Lovie just might get motivated to run for Mayor of New Lenox.

[CT III]

I hope Lovie Smith gets hired as a head coach by another NFL team and wins a Super Bowl. 

This, or alternatively, I hope Lovie Smith gets hired to replace McMichael on WMVP and spends the next 30 years as a wise pundit and we get to hear paeans to him that "Lovie never would of let the defense get soft," or "Lovie new dat we need a good running backer to lead the offense," and all that.

Yes, but what of the good people of Romeoville?

Well, after McMichael becomes mayor and Romeoville becomes the mecca of the SW Suburbs, even luring professional football out of Joliet (envision the Romeoville Catholic Hilltoppers), Lovie just might get motivated to run for Mayor of New Lenox.

Professional?  DAT NO GOOD COACH AIN'T WON NOTHIN SINCE 2008!  DEY OUGHTA FIRE HIM RIGHT NOW!

[CBStew]

...I enjoyed reading The Hobbit 40 years ago.  I thought that The Lord of the Rings was tedious.  Academy awards or not, I won't even watch them on TV.

[CBStew]

...I play chess online with my nephew and one of my sons, and I have never won a game.

[Brownie]

...I play chess online with my nephew and one of my sons, and I have never won a game.

You should play Words with Friends with PenPho then.

[PenFoe]

...I play chess online with my nephew and one of my sons, and I have never won a game.

You should play Words with Friends with PenPho then.

PenPho is dead, man.

[Oleg]

...I play chess online with my nephew and one of my sons, and I have never won a game.

You should play Words with Friends with PenPho then.

PenPho is dead, man.

Fucking finally.  That dude was worse than Hitler.