I admit it...

[Saul Goodman]

...I play chess online with my nephew and one of my sons, and I have never won a game.

You should play Words with Friends with PenPho then.

PenPho is dead, man.

Fucking finally.  That dude was worse than Hitler.

Is PenFoeces still alive?

[PenFoe]

...I play chess online with my nephew and one of my sons, and I have never won a game.

You should play Words with Friends with PenPho then.

PenPho is dead, man.

Fucking finally.  That dude was worse than Hitler.

Is PenFoeces still alive?

Yes, but not suitable for human toilets.

[Wheezer]

... I'm not certain that I fully sorted out the possible outcomes of cooking ramen in week-old proto-gravy.

And the 1970 Toronto Kozmic Blues that circulates just isn't very good.

[flannj]

... I'm not certain that I fully sorted out the possible outcomes of cooking ramen in week-old proto-gravy.

And the 1970 Toronto Kozmic Blues that circulates just isn't very good.

Good God man, the cats eat better than you.

[Wheezer]

... I'm not certain that I fully sorted out the possible outcomes of cooking ramen in week-old proto-gravy.

And the 1970 Toronto Kozmic Blues that circulates just isn't very good.

Good God man, the cats eat better than you.

No, this is actually fascinating. It's just like peanut/sesame noodles, only it tastes like turkey instead.

[Bort]

... I'm not certain that I fully sorted out the possible outcomes of cooking ramen in week-old proto-gravy.

And the 1970 Toronto Kozmic Blues that circulates just isn't very good.

Good God man, the cats eat better than you.

No, this is actually fascinating. It's just like peanut/sesame noodles, only it tastes like turkey instead.

I don't know that this contradicts what he said.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

... I'm not certain that I fully sorted out the possible outcomes of cooking ramen in week-old proto-gravy.

And the 1970 Toronto Kozmic Blues that circulates just isn't very good.

Good God man, the cats eat better than you.

No, this is actually fascinating. It's just like peanut/sesame noodles, only it tastes like turkey instead.

I don't know that this contradicts what he said.

Wheezer never would have found himself in this situation if his ex-mother-in-law hadn't mailed him a turkey unbidden.

[CBStew]

... I'm not certain that I fully sorted out the possible outcomes of cooking ramen in week-old proto-gravy.

And the 1970 Toronto Kozmic Blues that circulates just isn't very good.

Good God man, the cats eat better than you.

No, this is actually fascinating. It's just like peanut/sesame noodles, only it tastes like turkey instead.

I don't know that this contradicts what he said.

Wheezer never would have found himself in this situation if his ex-mother-in-law hadn't mailed him a turkey unbidden.

When you shop at the week old gravy store the choices are extremely limited.

[Internet Apex]

... I'm not certain that I fully sorted out the possible outcomes of cooking ramen in week-old proto-gravy.

And the 1970 Toronto Kozmic Blues that circulates just isn't very good.

Good God man, the cats eat better than you.

No, this is actually fascinating. It's just like peanut/sesame noodles, only it tastes like turkey instead.

I don't know that this contradicts what he said.

Wheezer never would have found himself in this situation if his ex-mother-in-law hadn't mailed him a turkey unbidden.

When you shop at the week old gravy store the choices are extremely limited.

All he's doing is not letting anything go to waste.

[PenFoe]

... I'm not certain that I fully sorted out the possible outcomes of cooking ramen in week-old proto-gravy.

And the 1970 Toronto Kozmic Blues that circulates just isn't very good.

Good God man, the cats eat better than you.

No, this is actually fascinating. It's just like peanut/sesame noodles, only it tastes like turkey instead.

I don't know that this contradicts what he said.

Wheezer never would have found himself in this situation if his ex-mother-in-law hadn't mailed him a turkey unbidden.

When you shop at the week old gravy store the choices are extremely limited.

All he's doing is not letting anything go to waste.

Holy shit, that is gross.

Is that funny?

Because it just seems gross.

[Internet Apex]

... I'm not certain that I fully sorted out the possible outcomes of cooking ramen in week-old proto-gravy.

And the 1970 Toronto Kozmic Blues that circulates just isn't very good.

Good God man, the cats eat better than you.

No, this is actually fascinating. It's just like peanut/sesame noodles, only it tastes like turkey instead.

I don't know that this contradicts what he said.

Wheezer never would have found himself in this situation if his ex-mother-in-law hadn't mailed him a turkey unbidden.

When you shop at the week old gravy store the choices are extremely limited.

All he's doing is not letting anything go to waste.

Holy shit, that is gross.

Is that funny?

Because it just seems gross.

I think it's gross.

[CBStew]

... I'm not certain that I fully sorted out the possible outcomes of cooking ramen in week-old proto-gravy.

And the 1970 Toronto Kozmic Blues that circulates just isn't very good.

Good God man, the cats eat better than you.

No, this is actually fascinating. It's just like peanut/sesame noodles, only it tastes like turkey instead.

I don't know that this contradicts what he said.

Wheezer never would have found himself in this situation if his ex-mother-in-law hadn't mailed him a turkey unbidden.

When you shop at the week old gravy store the choices are extremely limited.

All he's doing is not letting anything go to waste.

Holy shit, that is gross.

Is that funny?

Because it just seems gross.

I think it's gross.

I think it is funny because it is gross.

[Slaky]

I want the Cubs and Sammy to embrace and make him come out on a fucking golf cart before every game waving to people. Fungoing shit into the crowd.

Let's go.

[Internet Apex]

I want the Cubs and Sammy to embrace and make him come out on a fucking golf cart before every game waving to people. Fungoing shit into the crowd.

Let's go.

Real shit? Excrement?

[Bort]

I want the Cubs and Sammy to embrace and make him come out on a fucking golf cart before every game waving to people. Fungoing shit into the crowd.

Let's go.

All he ever did was cheat his ass off so we could watch winning baseball. I support that.