I admit it...

[Tonker]

... I thought my enthusiasm for the Cubs would last more than a week into this season, but it hasn't.

[Internet Apex]

... I thought my enthusiasm for the Cubs would last more than a week into this season, but it hasn't.

Saturday cured my morbid curiosity.

[CBStew]

...I am disappointed that Li'lBitch got a hit.

[Tonker]

...I am disappointed that Li'lBitch got a hit.

It was quite the quandary for me.  Had Nillibridge been up with nobody out and nobody on, there would have been no contest - I'd have been very happy to see him continue his streak.  With the bases loaded and the chance to break the game open (at least until Starlin broke it closed again) for the Cubs, though?  I admit, I was torn.

[Internet Apex]

...I am disappointed that Li'lBitch got a hit.

It was quite the quandary for me.  Had Nillibridge been up with nobody out and nobody on, there would have been no contest - I'd have been very happy to see him continue his streak.  With the bases loaded and the chance to break the game open (at least until Starlin broke it closed again) for the Cubs, though?  I admit, I was torn.

That was some Cody's softball shit there. Oh, to be a fly in Mike D.'s cubicle when that deal went down.

[Tonker]

...I am disappointed that Li'lBitch got a hit.

It was quite the quandary for me.  Had Nillibridge been up with nobody out and nobody on, there would have been no contest - I'd have been very happy to see him continue his streak.  With the bases loaded and the chance to break the game open (at least until Starlin broke it closed again) for the Cubs, though?  I admit, I was torn.

That was some Cody's softball shit there. Oh, to be a fly in Mike D.'s cubicle when that deal went down.

I stopped watching at that stage.  Call it experience, call it a premonition... I knew there was no way the Cubs were going to hang on to their lead.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm sure I'll perpetuate the stereotype this summer, going to a Cubs game more for the weather and a ballgame than actually caring if the Cubs win or lose.

[Yeti]

...I am disappointed that Li'lBitch got a hit.

It was quite the quandary for me.  Had Nillibridge been up with nobody out and nobody on, there would have been no contest - I'd have been very happy to see him continue his streak.  With the bases loaded and the chance to break the game open (at least until Starlin broke it closed again) for the Cubs, though?  I admit, I was torn.

That was some Cody's softball shit there. Oh, to be a fly in Mike D.'s cubicle when that deal went down.

I stopped watching at that stage.  Call it experience, call it a premonition... I knew there was no way the Cubs were going to hang on to their lead.

A FEELING?

[PenFoe]

I'm sure I'll perpetuate the stereotype this summer, going to a Cubs game more for the weather and a ballgame than actually caring if the Cubs win or lose.

Is the weather inside the stadium different than outside?

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm sure I'll perpetuate the stereotype this summer, going to a Cubs game more for the weather and a ballgame than actually caring if the Cubs win or lose.

Is the weather inside the stadium different than outside?

There are days that I'm convinced God holds a magnifying glass over Wrigley Field.

[Tonker]

...I am disappointed that Li'lBitch got a hit.

It was quite the quandary for me.  Had Nillibridge been up with nobody out and nobody on, there would have been no contest - I'd have been very happy to see him continue his streak.  With the bases loaded and the chance to break the game open (at least until Starlin broke it closed again) for the Cubs, though?  I admit, I was torn.

That was some Cody's softball shit there. Oh, to be a fly in Mike D.'s cubicle when that deal went down.

I stopped watching at that stage.  Call it experience, call it a premonition... I knew there was no way the Cubs were going to hang on to their lead.

A FEELING?

MORE THAN A FEELING?

[Quality Start Machine]

...I am disappointed that Li'lBitch got a hit.

It was quite the quandary for me.  Had Nillibridge been up with nobody out and nobody on, there would have been no contest - I'd have been very happy to see him continue his streak.  With the bases loaded and the chance to break the game open (at least until Starlin broke it closed again) for the Cubs, though?  I admit, I was torn.

That was some Cody's softball shit there. Oh, to be a fly in Mike D.'s cubicle when that deal went down.

I stopped watching at that stage.  Call it experience, call it a premonition... I knew there was no way the Cubs were going to hang on to their lead.

A FEELING?

MORE THAN A FEELING?

HOOKED ON A FEELING?

[Saul Goodman]

...I am disappointed that Li'lBitch got a hit.

It was quite the quandary for me.  Had Nillibridge been up with nobody out and nobody on, there would have been no contest - I'd have been very happy to see him continue his streak.  With the bases loaded and the chance to break the game open (at least until Starlin broke it closed again) for the Cubs, though?  I admit, I was torn.

That was some Cody's softball shit there. Oh, to be a fly in Mike D.'s cubicle when that deal went down.

I stopped watching at that stage.  Call it experience, call it a premonition... I knew there was no way the Cubs were going to hang on to their lead.

A FEELING?

MORE THAN A FEELING?

HOOKED ON A FEELING?

CAN I BORROW A FEELING?

[Tonker]

...I am disappointed that Li'lBitch got a hit.

It was quite the quandary for me.  Had Nillibridge been up with nobody out and nobody on, there would have been no contest - I'd have been very happy to see him continue his streak.  With the bases loaded and the chance to break the game open (at least until Starlin broke it closed again) for the Cubs, though?  I admit, I was torn.

That was some Cody's softball shit there. Oh, to be a fly in Mike D.'s cubicle when that deal went down.

I stopped watching at that stage.  Call it experience, call it a premonition... I knew there was no way the Cubs were going to hang on to their lead.

A FEELING?

MORE THAN A FEELING?

HOOKED ON A FEELING?

CAN I BORROW A FEELING?

YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING?

[Oleg]

...I am disappointed that Li'lBitch got a hit.

It was quite the quandary for me.  Had Nillibridge been up with nobody out and nobody on, there would have been no contest - I'd have been very happy to see him continue his streak.  With the bases loaded and the chance to break the game open (at least until Starlin broke it closed again) for the Cubs, though?  I admit, I was torn.

That was some Cody's softball shit there. Oh, to be a fly in Mike D.'s cubicle when that deal went down.

I stopped watching at that stage.  Call it experience, call it a premonition... I knew there was no way the Cubs were going to hang on to their lead.

A FEELING?

MORE THAN A FEELING?

HOOKED ON A FEELING?

CAN I BORROW A FEELING?

YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING?

SECOND THAT EMOTION!