I admit it...

[Bort]

.. I'm kind of sad that Adolfo is gone.

Me too. I feel awful, awful.

[Internet Apex]

.. I'm kind of sad that Adolfo is gone.

Me too. I feel awful, awful.

Yeah, but... Junior Lake.

[Chuck to Chuck]

...I haven't really hated Soriano since Theo got here.

[Bort]

...I haven't really hated Soriano since Theo got here.

Pretending to hate something because doing so is unpopular? You are like the Antimatter Apex now.

[Chuck to Chuck]

...I haven't really hated Soriano since Theo got here.

Pretending to hate something because doing so is unpopular? You are like the Antimatter Apex now.

No. Pretending to do it so you all will keep the FYC thread open.

[CBStew]

Does anyone else remember seeing a video of Soriano attending a professional wrestling match?   He was introduced and was asked to stand up at his seat, which he did.  The person who introduced him then began to ridicule him.  While Soriano obviously surprised, stood there and took it.  What was he supposed to do?  Charge the ring with a folding chair?  I really empathized with him as a result and realized what he had to routinely tolerate.

[Saul Goodman]

Does anyone else remember seeing a video of Soriano attending a professional wrestling match?   He was introduced and was asked to stand up at his seat, which he did.  The person who introduced him then began to ridicule him.  While Soriano obviously surprised, stood there and took it.  What was he supposed to do?  Charge the ring with a folding chair?  I really empathized with him as a result and realized what he had to routinely tolerate.

Video link is dead and a quick search of YouTube didn't turn up anything, but here's the Sun-Times story from that incident.

[CBStew]

This leaves me feeling "too little and too late"

http://network.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/ripper_on_pujols_trainer_said_he_shot_him_up/14252036?refmod=backyard&refdst=7916&refsrc=foxsports

[Armchair_QB]

I'm shocked that a freak of a man who suffers constant muscle-related breakdowns but always seems to recover more quickly than expected might be using PEDs.

I mean, where's the evidence?

[Internet Apex]

... When I was 10 I was a hip-hopping shorty-wop, known for rocking microphones and twisting off a 40 top.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

... I legitimately enjoy several of those AT&T ads with the kids.

Particularly the ones where the adult actor makes fun at their expense. Like this latest ad with the kid who tells a terrible knock-knock joke.

[Bort]

... I legitimately enjoy several of those AT&T ads with the kids.

Particularly the ones where the adult actor makes fun at their expense. Like this latest ad with the kid who tells a terrible knock-knock joke.

Me too, actually.

[Yeti]

... I legitimately enjoy several of those AT&T ads with the kids.

Particularly the ones where the adult actor makes fun at their expense. Like this latest ad with the kid who tells a terrible knock-knock joke.

We know who *didn't* do those commercials.

[Internet Apex]

I enjoyed Miley Cyrus' performance at the VMA's immensely.

[Quality Start Machine]

I enjoyed Miley Cyrus' performance at the VMA's immensely.

We get it, you like Noasitol.