I admit it...

[Quality Start Machine]

... I saw It's A Wonderful Life for the first time yesterday

... I've still never seen "It's a Wonderful Life".

Jesus Christ what in the wide, wide world of sports is wrong with you people?

I haven't seen it either and I often put ketchup on my hot dogs and I went to several Dave Matthews Band concerts when I was in college and I used to wipe standing up.

Richard Nixon put ketchup on cottage cheese.  That is not the only reason I never voted for him.

Ketchup on cottage cheese reminded him of JFK and made him happy.

[CT III]

The "Girls" thread keeps getting bumped and I keep clicking on it despite not having seen the show or having any interest in it. 


Clearly I'm some sort of addict.

[CBStew]

The "Girls" thread keeps getting bumped and I keep clicking on it despite not having seen the show or having any interest in it. 


Clearly I'm some sort of addict.

It is like James Joyce's "Ulysses".  No one has ever read it but we talk about it a lot.

[Bort]

The "Girls" thread keeps getting bumped and I keep clicking on it despite not having seen the show or having any interest in it. 


Clearly I'm some sort of addict.

It is like James Joyce's "Ulysses".  No one has ever read it but we talk about it a lot.

Bullshit. I read every word.

I only comprehended about 60% of those words, but I read the damn thing. No one can take that from me.

[CT III]

The "Girls" thread keeps getting bumped and I keep clicking on it despite not having seen the show or having any interest in it. 


Clearly I'm some sort of addict.

It is like James Joyce's "Ulysses".  No one has ever read it but we talk about it a lot.

Bullshit. I read every word.

I only comprehended about 60% of those words, but I read the damn thing. No one can take that from me.

You wasted your time, "Ulysses" is C-canon at best.

[Tony]

The "Girls" thread keeps getting bumped and I keep clicking on it despite not having seen the show or having any interest in it. 


Clearly I'm some sort of addict.

It is like James Joyce's "Ulysses".  No one has ever read it but we talk about it a lot.

Bullshit. I read every word.

I only comprehended about 60% of those words, but I read the damn thing. No one can take that from me.

You wasted your time, "Ulysses" is C-canon at best.

I just let Jack Bruce sing the story to me. Took about 3 minutes. Best Cliff's Notes ever.

[Bort]

The "Girls" thread keeps getting bumped and I keep clicking on it despite not having seen the show or having any interest in it. 


Clearly I'm some sort of addict.

It is like James Joyce's "Ulysses".  No one has ever read it but we talk about it a lot.

Bullshit. I read every word.

I only comprehended about 60% of those words, but I read the damn thing. No one can take that from me.

You wasted your time, "Ulysses" is C-canon at best.

I much preferred Joyce's collection of short stories, Tale From the Mos Eisley Cantina.

[InternetApex]

The "Girls" thread keeps getting bumped and I keep clicking on it despite not having seen the show or having any interest in it. 


Clearly I'm some sort of addict.

It is like James Joyce's "Ulysses".  No one has ever read it but we talk about it a lot.

Bullshit. I read every word.

I only comprehended about 60% of those words, but I read the damn thing. No one can take that from me.

You wasted your time, "Ulysses" is C-canon at best.

I much preferred Joyce's collection of short stories, Tale From the Mos Eisley Cantina.

That was a good one. Hammerhead's story was moving and quite sad.

[ChuckD]

I don't "get" the Malört thing.

[Slaky]

I don't "get" the Malört thing.

Nothing to get. If you don't like it you can drink other stuff. Life continues.

[ChuckD]

I don't "get" the Malört thing.

Nothing to get. If you don't like it you can drink other stuff. Life continues.

Oh, so you guys actually enjoy it? Because I get that -- different people, different tastes.

I just thought you guys drank it ironically because you hated it. Like people who sing Nickelback at karaoke because "it's funny because they suck so much."

Disregard. As you were.

[Slaky]

I don't "get" the Malört thing.

Nothing to get. If you don't like it you can drink other stuff. Life continues.

Oh, so you guys actually enjoy it? Because I get that -- different people, different tastes.

I just thought you guys drank it ironically because you hated it. Like people who sing Nickelback at karaoke because "it's funny because they suck so much."

Disregard. As you were.

No it's good. I like it.

[ChuckD]

I don't "get" the Malört thing.

Nothing to get. If you don't like it you can drink other stuff. Life continues.

Oh, so you guys actually enjoy it? Because I get that -- different people, different tastes.

I just thought you guys drank it ironically because you hated it. Like people who sing Nickelback at karaoke because "it's funny because they suck so much."

Disregard. As you were.

No it's good. I like it.

Fair enough. I've never had it or even seen it around here, but had only ever heard of it described its flavor as somewhere between "fermented gym socks" and "rotten butthole." Guess I'll put it on the list.

[Quality Start Machine]

I don't "get" the Malört thing.

Nothing to get. If you don't like it you can drink other stuff. Life continues.

Oh, so you guys actually enjoy it? Because I get that -- different people, different tastes.

I just thought you guys drank it ironically because you hated it. Like people who sing Nickelback at karaoke because "it's funny because they suck so much."

Disregard. As you were.

No it's good. I like it.

It's really good when you've got a little bit of a chill.

[PenFoe]

I don't "get" the Malört thing.

Nothing to get. If you don't like it you can drink other stuff. Life continues.

Oh, so you guys actually enjoy it? Because I get that -- different people, different tastes.

I just thought you guys drank it ironically because you hated it. Like people who sing Nickelback at karaoke because "it's funny because they suck so much."

Disregard. As you were.

No it's good. I like it.

Hold up...Nickleback sucks?