I admit it...

[Quality Start Machine]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

[Yeti]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

My desipio post is making it big time. Just wait for all the new members to see all my other posts!

[Tony]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

My desipio post is making it big time. Just wait for all the new members to see all my other posts!

I wasn't watching the game. Was Slak really the only person to notice it was Jack White? Len didn't say anything?

[SKO]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

My desipio post is making it big time. Just wait for all the new members to see all my other posts!

I wasn't watching the game. Was Slak really the only person to notice it was Jack White? Len didn't say anything?

Like most things involving music Slak was on it first and then was over it by the time everyone else caught on

[Slaky]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

My desipio post is making it big time. Just wait for all the new members to see all my other posts!

I wasn't watching the game. Was Slak really the only person to notice it was Jack White? Len didn't say anything?

As I tweeted it Len said something about it being him but it almost sounded like he was joking. Then everyone said it was him because he's in town for some shows.

Anyway I think the thing went crazy because of the look on his face, the absurdity of Jack Fuckin White in a Cubs jersey at a fucking Cubs game, and the chyron that read "It's the party of the century!"

[Richard Chuggar]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

My desipio post is making it big time. Just wait for all the new members to see all my other posts!

I wasn't watching the game. Was Slak really the only person to notice it was Jack White? Len didn't say anything?

As I tweeted it Len said something about it being him but it almost sounded like he was joking. Then everyone said it was him because he's in town for some shows.

Anyway I think the thing went crazy because of the look on his face, the absurdity of Jack Fuckin White in a Cubs jersey at a fucking Cubs game, and the chyron that read "It's the party of the century!"

How about Yetti's post earlier today?

[Slaky]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

My desipio post is making it big time. Just wait for all the new members to see all my other posts!

I wasn't watching the game. Was Slak really the only person to notice it was Jack White? Len didn't say anything?

As I tweeted it Len said something about it being him but it almost sounded like he was joking. Then everyone said it was him because he's in town for some shows.

Anyway I think the thing went crazy because of the look on his face, the absurdity of Jack Fuckin White in a Cubs jersey at a fucking Cubs game, and the chyron that read "It's the party of the century!"

How about Yetti's post earlier today?

It sucked

[PenFoe]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

My desipio post is making it big time. Just wait for all the new members to see all my other posts!

I wasn't watching the game. Was Slak really the only person to notice it was Jack White? Len didn't say anything?

As I tweeted it Len said something about it being him but it almost sounded like he was joking. Then everyone said it was him because he's in town for some shows.

Anyway I think the thing went crazy because of the look on his face, the absurdity of Jack Fuckin White in a Cubs jersey at a fucking Cubs game, and the chyron that read "It's the party of the century!"

How about Yetti's post earlier today?

It sucked

Mashable acting like Slaky isn't even a thing.

[Tony]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

My desipio post is making it big time. Just wait for all the new members to see all my other posts!

I wasn't watching the game. Was Slak really the only person to notice it was Jack White? Len didn't say anything?

As I tweeted it Len said something about it being him but it almost sounded like he was joking. Then everyone said it was him because he's in town for some shows.

Anyway I think the thing went crazy because of the look on his face, the absurdity of Jack Fuckin White in a Cubs jersey at a fucking Cubs game, and the chyron that read "It's the party of the century!"

I figured Len would have announced his presence in the ballpark after the first pitch.

[Yeti]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

My desipio post is making it big time. Just wait for all the new members to see all my other posts!

I wasn't watching the game. Was Slak really the only person to notice it was Jack White? Len didn't say anything?

As I tweeted it Len said something about it being him but it almost sounded like he was joking. Then everyone said it was him because he's in town for some shows.

Anyway I think the thing went crazy because of the look on his face, the absurdity of Jack Fuckin White in a Cubs jersey at a fucking Cubs game, and the chyron that read "It's the party of the century!"

How about Yetti's post earlier today?

It sucked

Mashable acting like Slaky isn't even a thing.

How the mighty have fallen

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

My desipio post is making it big time. Just wait for all the new members to see all my other posts!

I wasn't watching the game. Was Slak really the only person to notice it was Jack White? Len didn't say anything?

As I tweeted it Len said something about it being him but it almost sounded like he was joking. Then everyone said it was him because he's in town for some shows.

Anyway I think the thing went crazy because of the look on his face, the absurdity of Jack Fuckin White in a Cubs jersey at a fucking Cubs game, and the chyron that read "It's the party of the century!"

How about Yetti's post earlier today?

It sucked

Mashable acting like Slaky isn't even a thing.

Fading. Internet. Star.

[Slaky]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

My desipio post is making it big time. Just wait for all the new members to see all my other posts!

I wasn't watching the game. Was Slak really the only person to notice it was Jack White? Len didn't say anything?

As I tweeted it Len said something about it being him but it almost sounded like he was joking. Then everyone said it was him because he's in town for some shows.

Anyway I think the thing went crazy because of the look on his face, the absurdity of Jack Fuckin White in a Cubs jersey at a fucking Cubs game, and the chyron that read "It's the party of the century!"

How about Yetti's post earlier today?

It sucked

Mashable acting like Slaky isn't even a thing.

Fading. Internet. Star.

*Cosell voice* It's over it's all over

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I was sitting in a restaurant watching the game last night when they showed Jack White in the stands the first time. And I thought that he and that dude with shades next to him were two lesbians who had taken their kids/nieces/nephews to the ballpark. How nice, I thought. Then I thought maybe the one in shades was actually a dude and that he had the ugliest wife on the planet. Like what respectable woman goes out in public with her hair like that? Then Len said that was Jack White and I shook my damn head in disbelief.

He is by far the ugliest chick I've ever seen.

But whatever cause Slaky is famous now

Fame is bullshit. *takes drag on long cigarette*

I'm sure any of us can get a tweet posted on Deadspin after our 115,000th tweet. I'll report back in 2075 when I get there.

Your 3,346th post on Desipio went largely unrecognized

It did until you brought attention to it.

Now it's on The Big Lead.

My desipio post is making it big time. Just wait for all the new members to see all my other posts!

I wasn't watching the game. Was Slak really the only person to notice it was Jack White? Len didn't say anything?

As I tweeted it Len said something about it being him but it almost sounded like he was joking. Then everyone said it was him because he's in town for some shows.

Anyway I think the thing went crazy because of the look on his face, the absurdity of Jack Fuckin White in a Cubs jersey at a fucking Cubs game, and the chyron that read "It's the party of the century!"

How about Yetti's post earlier today?

It sucked

Mashable acting like Slaky isn't even a thing.

Fading. Internet. Star.

*Cosell voice* It's over it's all over

Something Something Singled Out.

[Quality Start Machine]

Slak won't even remember us when he's hanging out with Daniel Tosh.

[Slaky]

Slak won't even remember us when he's hanging out with beating the hell out of Daniel Tosh.

Right