I admit it...

[Tony]

...I'm getting more and more butthurt at the K's. Already 5 for the Cubs in 3 innings.

I'm less butthurt about the K's than I am Bryant fouling back every hittable fastball he gets. I know it's just a matter of time, but jesus, the wait is painful.

I'm extremely butthurt over people who can't wait for a homer. It's annoying.

I don't even want him to ht a homer now. I just want 4000 career singles with no homers.

[InternetApex]

...I'm getting more and more butthurt at the K's. Already 5 for the Cubs in 3 innings.

I'm less butthurt about the K's than I am Bryant fouling back every hittable fastball he gets. I know it's just a matter of time, but jesus, the wait is painful.

I'm extremely butthurt over people who can't wait for a homer. It's annoying.

I don't even want him to ht a homer now. I just want 4000 career singles with no homers.

I want him to be a taller, dreamier looking Murton who sets single season hit records in whatever country he plays in after he gets bored of the U.S.

[Quality Start Machine]

...I can't wait to watch Bartolo Colon do stuff this week.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I enjoyed the Bulls/Cavaliers game yesterday, including the ending.

[InternetApex]

I enjoyed the Bulls/Cavaliers game yesterday, including the ending.

I turned it off a the end of the third and headed back to Chicago from Indy, without bothering to turn on the radio broadcast because I was sure the Bulls would win, the Cavs were toast and LeBron was beginning his inevitable decline to just another great player, incapable of carrying a turd sandwich of a team to the Finals just because. Granted, I was really pissed off about the Cubs and felt like I could use a break from SPORTZ for awhile. When I pulled into a rest area and checked my phone for the results, I was pleasantly surprised. The two hours of non-stop asshurt on The Score made the rest of the drive pretty fucking glorious.

I don't think either of these teams are very good and they the winner will not advance past the next round. So if they'd like to go seven and continue literally killing each other for our amusement, I'm fine with that.

[Slaky]

I enjoyed the Bulls/Cavaliers game yesterday, including the ending.

I turned it off a the end of the third and headed back to Chicago from Indy, without bothering to turn on the radio broadcast because I was sure the Bulls would win, the Cavs were toast and LeBron was beginning his inevitable decline to just another great player, incapable of carrying a turd sandwich of a team to the Finals just because. Granted, I was really pissed off about the Cubs and felt like I could use a break from SPORTZ for awhile. When I pulled into a rest area and checked my phone for the results, I was pleasantly surprised. The two hours of non-stop asshurt on The Score made the rest of the drive pretty fucking glorious.

I don't think either of these teams are very good and they the winner will not advance past the next round. So if they'd like to go seven and continue literally killing each other for our amusement, I'm fine with that.

Pex just put Cleveland or Chicago in the Finals.

[PenFoe]

I enjoyed the Bulls/Cavaliers game yesterday, including the ending.

Wait, what?

You enjoyed when the Bulls lost? 

What the fuck just happened here, Chuck?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I enjoyed the Bulls/Cavaliers game yesterday, including the ending.

Wait, what?

You enjoyed when the Bulls lost? 

What the fuck just happened here, Chuck?

It was a great game, and a great ending.

I saw Michael do that too many times to count and that's probably a big part of the reason why I'm so detached.  I still find it hard to get as excited for the Bulls as I did back then and as I do now for other Chicago sports teams.  Don't ask me to explain myself. 

[Shooter]

...I can't wait to watch Bartolo Colon do stuff this week.

Like sit in the dugout because he started Sunday?

[Slaky]

This pitching staff scares the fuck out of me. In the worst way. All of them.

[Quality Start Machine]

...I can't wait to watch Bartolo Colon do stuff this week.

Like sit in the dugout because he started Sunday?

4 game series, he goes Thursday.

[Slaky]

...I can't wait to watch Bartolo Colon do stuff this week.

Like sit in the dugout because he started Sunday?

4 game series, he goes Thursday.

No he doesn't.

[Eli]

...I can't wait to watch Bartolo Colon do stuff this week.

Like sit in the dugout because he started Sunday?

4 game series, he goes Thursday.

No he doesn't.

This exchange should go on Fork's headstone.

[Chuck to Chuck]

...I can't wait to watch Bartolo Colon do stuff this week.

Like sit in the dugout because he started Sunday?

4 game series, he goes Thursday.

No he doesn't.

Fork is going to Milwaukee to see him pitch Friday.

[Bort]

...I can't wait to watch Bartolo Colon do stuff this week.

Like sit in the dugout because he started Sunday?

4 game series, he goes Thursday.

No he doesn't.

This exchange should go on Fork's headstone.

Either that or misattributed W.C. Fields quote.