I admit it...

[Chuck to Chuck]

...God Bless America and the National Anthem sung at a baseball game puts a lump in my throat.

... I think Wayne Messmer is massively over-rated.  Pitch-wise, he's all over the fucking place.

I think he's lost a couple ticks on his fastball. Pitch-wise he may be compensating for loss of voice. I thought he was amazing when I was younger but now, there's something amiss.

Probably lead poisoning.

[SKO]

.....the Cubs bench is so thin I was only half kidding when I said the Cubs needed to right that wrong and try out Casey McGehee...

[Yeti]

.... I didn't even know SKO said something about Casey McGehee

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

.... I didn't even know SKO said something about Casey McGehee

To be fair, SKO says a lot of things.

[SKO]

.... I didn't even know SKO said something about Casey McGehee

I said it on Twitter, jokingly, and then the more I thought about the more saddened I became by the thought that he's probably a hell of a lot better even now than Mike Baxter.

[PenFoe]

At her 6-year wellness check-up today, my daughter registered a 13 BMI (27th percentile for height, 5th percentile for weight), which puts her in the 1st percentile for her overall BMI for her age group. 

Not sure how well she stacks up to play CF, but we should at least consider it for the future. 

[Quality Start Machine]

At her 6-year wellness check-up today, my daughter registered a 13 BMI (27th percentile for height, 5th percentile for weight), which puts her in the 1st percentile for her overall BMI for her age group. 

Not sure how well she stacks up to play CF, but we should at least consider it for the future. 

Elk...the other other white meat.

[PenFoe]

At her 6-year wellness check-up today, my daughter registered a 13 BMI (27th percentile for height, 5th percentile for weight), which puts her in the 1st percentile for her overall BMI for her age group.  

Not sure how well she stacks up to play CF, but we should at least consider it for the future.  

Elk...the other other white meat.

Elk is red meat, and it's very lean.  Wouldn't help her fat content very much.  

Not that such a thing should stop you from shoehorning in a joke you've only made 50 times.

[Oleg]

At her 6-year wellness check-up today, my daughter registered a 13 BMI (27th percentile for height, 5th percentile for weight), which puts her in the 1st percentile for her overall BMI for her age group.  

Not sure how well she stacks up to play CF, but we should at least consider it for the future.  

Elk...the other other white meat.

Elk is red meat, and it's very lean.  Wouldn't help her fat content very much.  

Not that such a thing should stop you from shoehorning in a joke you've only made 50 times.

You new here?

[Wheezer]

... I confess to letting a pretzel roll in the door, and this is what happens.

[Chuck to Chuck]

At her 6-year wellness check-up today, my daughter registered a 13 BMI (27th percentile for height, 5th percentile for weight), which puts her in the 1st percentile for her overall BMI for her age group. 

Not sure how well she stacks up to play CF, but we should at least consider it for the future. 

[Quality Start Machine]

At her 6-year wellness check-up today, my daughter registered a 13 BMI (27th percentile for height, 5th percentile for weight), which puts her in the 1st percentile for her overall BMI for her age group.  

Not sure how well she stacks up to play CF, but we should at least consider it for the future.  

Elk...the other other white meat.

Elk is red meat, and it's very lean.  Wouldn't help her fat content very much.  

Not that such a thing should stop you from shoehorning in a joke you've only made 50 times.

So make elk fajitas with non-Subway guacamole. Done.

[PenFoe]

I hope the Cubs take the best available college hitter on the board again with the 9th pick in the draft, position be damned. 

[Tonker]

I hope the Cubs take the best available college hitter on the board again with the 9th pick in the draft, position be damned. 

Me too.  It's fung, mang.

[Eli]

I hope the Cubs take the best available college hitter player on the board again with the 9th pick in the draft, position be damned. 

Don't discriminate, man.