I admit it...

[Tonker]

To be fair, maybe that was just an indirect way for Pen to admit he owned not just one Garfield book but multiple Garfield books. I guess that's something most people would rather not share publicly.

If you were in elementary school in the 80s and owned less than 3 Garfield books, I would have to assume you were a replicant.

Intrepid Reader: Huebiter

FEWER, GODDAMMIT!

[Bort]

To be fair, maybe that was just an indirect way for Pen to admit he owned not just one Garfield book but multiple Garfield books. I guess that's something most people would rather not share publicly.

If you were in elementary school in the 80s and owned less than 3 Garfield books, I would have to assume you were a replicant.

Intrepid Reader: Huebiter

FEWER, GODDAMMIT!

Prescriptive grammarians can lick my choad.

[Tonker]

To be fair, maybe that was just an indirect way for Pen to admit he owned not just one Garfield book but multiple Garfield books. I guess that's something most people would rather not share publicly.

If you were in elementary school in the 80s and owned less than 3 Garfield books, I would have to assume you were a replicant.

Intrepid Reader: Huebiter

FEWER, GODDAMMIT!

Prescriptive grammarians can lick my choad.

"...MAY lick my choad."

[Tonker]

... I went to the toilet this morning to relieve myself of built-up overnight gas, and promptly farted for - no exaggeration - twenty seconds without pause.  Just take a moment to count out twenty seconds, now, the better to appreciate my achievement.  By the time I reached, probably, twelve seconds or so I was Muttleying so hard that I nearly fell off the bog.  At the end of my titanic achievement, I stumbled, tears still rolling down my face, back into the bedroom and asked STonk to get Norris McWhirter on the phone so that I could report my new World Record.  She was not amused.  I think I might have married the wrong woman.

[Bort]

To be fair, maybe that was just an indirect way for Pen to admit he owned not just one Garfield book but multiple Garfield books. I guess that's something most people would rather not share publicly.

If you were in elementary school in the 80s and owned less than 3 Garfield books, I would have to assume you were a replicant.

Intrepid Reader: Huebiter

FEWER, GODDAMMIT!

Prescriptive grammarians can lick my choad.

"...MAY lick my choad."

Hoisted by my own petard again.

[CT III]

... I went to the toilet this morning to relieve myself of built-up overnight gas, and promptly farted for - no exaggeration - twenty seconds without pause.  Just take a moment to count out twenty seconds, now, the better to appreciate my achievement.  By the time I reached, probably, twelve seconds or so I was Muttleying so hard that I nearly fell off the bog.  At the end of my titanic achievement, I stumbled, tears still rolling down my face, back into the bedroom and asked STonk to get Norris McWhirter on the phone so that I could report my new World Record.  She was not amused.  I think I might have married the wrong woman.

...this was a great story but the part I laughed hardest at was the idea of a human being named "Norris McWhirter".

[CBStew]

... I went to the toilet this morning to relieve myself of built-up overnight gas, and promptly farted for - no exaggeration - twenty seconds without pause.  Just take a moment to count out twenty seconds, now, the better to appreciate my achievement.  By the time I reached, probably, twelve seconds or so I was Muttleying so hard that I nearly fell off the bog.  At the end of my titanic achievement, I stumbled, tears still rolling down my face, back into the bedroom and asked STonk to get Norris McWhirter on the phone so that I could report my new World Record.  She was not amused.  I think I might have married the wrong woman.

What kind of ale are you drinking now?

[Chuck to Chuck]

... I went to the toilet this morning to relieve myself of built-up overnight gas, and promptly farted for - no exaggeration - twenty seconds without pause.  Just take a moment to count out twenty seconds, now, the better to appreciate my achievement.  By the time I reached, probably, twelve seconds or so I was Muttleying so hard that I nearly fell off the bog.  At the end of my titanic achievement, I stumbled, tears still rolling down my face, back into the bedroom and asked STonk to get Norris McWhirter on the phone so that I could report my new World Record.  She was not amused.  I think I might have married the wrong woman.

You're going to have a great month in the US.

[R-V]

...up until reading a minor league update a few days ago, for some unknown reason I had always thought Carl Edwards Jr. was a lefty.

[SKO]

...up until reading a minor league update a few days ago, for some unknown reason I had always thought Carl Edwards Jr. was a lefty.

....up until watching Sunday Night Baseball last night (and I swear to God I've watched him pitch before and just must still not have registered this) I didn't realize David Price was lefthanded.

[CBStew]

...I believe that it is not permissible to begin a new thread without using the word "splooge" or some variation thereof.

[Eli]

...I believe that it is not permissible to begin a new thread without using the word "splooge" or some variation thereof.

That's because vague homoeroticism is usually the most effective way to express appreciation for a sports person.

[SKO]

...I believe that it is not permissible to begin a new thread without using the word "splooge" or some variation thereof.

That's because vague homoeroticism is usually the most effective way to express appreciation for a sports person.

INTREPID READER ELI:

So, so above it.

[Eli]

...I believe that it is not permissible to begin a new thread without using the word "splooge" or some variation thereof.

That's because vague homoeroticism is usually the most effective way to express appreciation for a sports person.

INTREPID READER ELI:

So, so above it.

Desipio is very chippy today.

[SKO]

...I believe that it is not permissible to begin a new thread without using the word "splooge" or some variation thereof.

That's because vague homoeroticism is usually the most effective way to express appreciation for a sports person.

INTREPID READER ELI:

So, so above it.

Desipio is very chippy today.

Oh this me just gently ribbing you over what you yourself called the "carefully detached internet persona" you've created. We're still buds.