I admit it...

[Yeti]

....I wish I could see the alternate universe where Chuck's much desired Cano signing actually happened, just to watch how quickly he would have turned on him this year even though he was the biggest and most annoying proponent of the move.

Maybe the M's will trade him for Castro.

As long as they pay his and Castro's celeries

[Eli]

...last year I lamented the Cubs awful twitter presence and now they've handed the keys over to some smart-ass who consistently owns the dumbest cub-trolls online and it's fabulous.

Yeah whoever that guy is he's hilarious. I approve.

Any greatest hits to give us Luddites a sense?

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/612725187163783168

[Saul Goodman]

...last year I lamented the Cubs awful twitter presence and now they've handed the keys over to some smart-ass who consistently owns the dumbest cub-trolls online and it's fabulous.

Yeah whoever that guy is he's hilarious. I approve.

Any greatest hits to give us Luddites a sense?

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/612725187163783168

That's quality. I should pay more attention to the Cubs' account.

[Eli]

I don't understand the "joke" behind Gay Hooters.

... Seconded.

[Saul Goodman]

I wanted tonight's game rained out and made up later in the season after trade and minor league reinforcements arrive.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I wanted tonight's game rained out and made up later in the season after trade and minor league reinforcements arrive.

I think the Cubs are 3 or 4 makeup games deep already this season...that's less time off in the second half. I agree, though, I wanted them to get the F outta St. Louis.

[thehawk]

I wanted tonight's game rained out and made up later in the season after trade and minor league reinforcements arrive.

I think the Cubs are 3 or 4 makeup games deep already this season...that's less time off in the second half. I agree, though, I wanted them to get the F outta St. Louis.

That's the feeling that anyone in St. Louis with an IQ over 65 has.

[Bort]

I don't understand the "joke" behind Gay Hooters.

... Seconded.

... Thirded.

[Saul Goodman]

I don't understand the "joke" behind Gay Hooters.

... Seconded.

... Thirded.

Maybe Torque Penderloin can help us here.

Edit: Google is/might be your friend.

[Bort]

I don't understand the "joke" behind Gay Hooters.

... Seconded.

... Thirded.

Maybe Torque Penderloin can help us here.

Edit: Google is/might be your friend.

Not exactly what I meant.

[CT III]

I don't understand the "joke" behind Gay Hooters.

... Seconded.

... Thirded.

Maybe Torque Penderloin can help us here.

Edit: Google is/might be your friend.

Not exactly what I meant.

I had assumed it was just weird for weird's sake. Anyway, I follow Crap Taxidermy, so who am I to judge?

[Bort]

I should have said "Rabbi Huard O'Ptoatstein."

[Tonker]

... I don't know whether my next post belongs in here, or in a splooge thread.

[Tonker]

DPD

STonk has just taken HTonk down to the hairdresser to get his hair cut, along with several photographs of Kris Bryant because that's what he wants to look like.

[SKO]

DPD

STonk has just taken HTonk down to the hairdresser to get his hair cut, along with several photographs of Kris Bryant because that's what he wants to look like.

Yikes, that rat tail is abysmal, and I know bad haircuts.