I admit it...

[Tonker]

I don't care how stupid it is, I'm going to buy some Powerball tickets.

I heard on NPR this morning that one's chances of winning this lottery are the same as the likelihood of selecting a pre-designated penny out of a stack of pennies as tall as the Empire State Building.  But please, don't let me stop you from becoming a billionaire.

You'll feel a bit silly if he does win, Stew.  Personally, I'd like to encourage PenFoe in his adventure - reach for the stars, Pen! - and I'd also like him to remember that I did, should he win.

[Quality Start Machine]

I am eternally grateful to not be FB friends with "MissVal"

Val used to annoy me, too.  I must be mellowing in my old age, though, because now I honestly think she's all right.  She's a bit Packer-y, cat-ty and Jesus-y sometimes but, let's face it, youse cunts are without exception guilty of far, far worse than that, one way and another, and I haven't defriended any of you yet*.

*Except BC, who can't tell the difference between FB and Twitter.

I generally don't "unfriend" people unless they've jumped off the rails to the point where staying connected to them could lead to the FBI showing up to ask me some questions.

[Tonker]

I am eternally grateful to not be FB friends with "MissVal"

Val used to annoy me, too.  I must be mellowing in my old age, though, because now I honestly think she's all right.  She's a bit Packer-y, cat-ty and Jesus-y sometimes but, let's face it, youse cunts are without exception guilty of far, far worse than that, one way and another, and I haven't defriended any of you yet*.

*Except BC, who can't tell the difference between FB and Twitter.

I generally don't "unfriend" people unless they've jumped off the rails to the point where staying connected to them could lead to the FBI showing up to ask me some questions.

You're talking about Morph, right?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I am eternally grateful to not be FB friends with "MissVal"

Val used to annoy me, too.  I must be mellowing in my old age, though, because now I honestly think she's all right.  She's a bit Packer-y, cat-ty and Jesus-y sometimes but, let's face it, youse cunts are without exception guilty of far, far worse than that, one way and another, and I haven't defriended any of you yet*.

*Except BC, who can't tell the difference between FB and Twitter.

Yeah, there's something funny I noticed about BC's status updates on FB--namely, that his various observations, joke attempts and other bon mots always pop up in my FB timeline the day after he originally posts them.  And I would understand this if said remarks were generating, say, 100 likes, a bunch of comments..generally just active updates, but they usually have minimal activity--a small handful of likes, 1 comment, maybe 2.  It always strikes me as odd.  And yes these are usually tweets that double as FB status updates.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I don't care how stupid it is, I'm going to buy some Powerball tickets.

I heard on NPR this morning that one's chances of winning this lottery are the same as the likelihood of selecting a pre-designated penny out of a stack of pennies as tall as the Empire State Building.  But please, don't let me stop you from becoming a billionaire.

You'll feel a bit silly if he does win, Stew.  Personally, I'd like to encourage PenFoe in his adventure - reach for the stars, Pen! - and I'd also like him to remember that I did, should he win.

I dropped $2 on it last Saturday. I matched the Powerball and won $4.  So, I'm taking my first $2 back off the table and dropping the $2 in winnings on a new ticket. Never pass up a free chance at being a billionaire.

[Yeti]

I am eternally grateful to not be FB friends with "MissVal"

Val used to annoy me, too.  I must be mellowing in my old age, though, because now I honestly think she's all right.  She's a bit Packer-y, cat-ty and Jesus-y sometimes but, let's face it, youse cunts are without exception guilty of far, far worse than that, one way and another, and I haven't defriended any of you yet*.

*Except BC, who can't tell the difference between FB and Twitter.

Yeah, there's something funny I noticed about BC's status updates on FB--namely, that his various observations, joke attempts and other bon mots always pop up in my FB timeline the day after he originally posts them.  And I would understand this if said remarks were generating, say, 100 likes, a bunch of comments..generally just active updates, but they usually have minimal activity--a small handful of likes, 1 comment, maybe 2.  It always strikes me as odd.  And yes these are usually tweets that double as FB status updates.

His takes are generally shitty. Usually some fatalistic "Of course x is terrible, it's x we're talking about!"

[Yeti]

I don't care how stupid it is, I'm going to buy some Powerball tickets.

I heard on NPR this morning that one's chances of winning this lottery are the same as the likelihood of selecting a pre-designated penny out of a stack of pennies as tall as the Empire State Building.  But please, don't let me stop you from becoming a billionaire.

You'll feel a bit silly if he does win, Stew.  Personally, I'd like to encourage PenFoe in his adventure - reach for the stars, Pen! - and I'd also like him to remember that I did, should he win.

I'd totally buy your kids a new dad

[PenFoe]

I am eternally grateful to not be FB friends with "MissVal"

Val used to annoy me, too.  I must be mellowing in my old age, though, because now I honestly think she's all right.  She's a bit Packer-y, cat-ty and Jesus-y sometimes but, let's face it, youse cunts are without exception guilty of far, far worse than that, one way and another, and I haven't defriended any of you yet*.

*Except BC, who can't tell the difference between FB and Twitter.

Yeah, there's something funny I noticed about BC's status updates on FB--namely, that his various observations, joke attempts and other bon mots always pop up in my FB timeline the day after he originally posts them.  And I would understand this if said remarks were generating, say, 100 likes, a bunch of comments..generally just active updates, but they usually have minimal activity--a small handful of likes, 1 comment, maybe 2.  It always strikes me as odd.  And yes these are usually tweets that double as FB status updates.

His takes are generally shitty. Usually some fatalistic "Of course x Illinois football or basketball is terrible, it's x Illinois football or basketball we're talking about!"

Illini'd

[Tonker]

I don't care how stupid it is, I'm going to buy some Powerball tickets.

I heard on NPR this morning that one's chances of winning this lottery are the same as the likelihood of selecting a pre-designated penny out of a stack of pennies as tall as the Empire State Building.  But please, don't let me stop you from becoming a billionaire.

You'll feel a bit silly if he does win, Stew.  Personally, I'd like to encourage PenFoe in his adventure - reach for the stars, Pen! - and I'd also like him to remember that I did, should he win.

I'd totally buy your kids a new dad

They say they'd like one that isn't going to introduce them to you, you cheeky bastard.

[Yeti]

I don't care how stupid it is, I'm going to buy some Powerball tickets.

I heard on NPR this morning that one's chances of winning this lottery are the same as the likelihood of selecting a pre-designated penny out of a stack of pennies as tall as the Empire State Building.  But please, don't let me stop you from becoming a billionaire.

You'll feel a bit silly if he does win, Stew.  Personally, I'd like to encourage PenFoe in his adventure - reach for the stars, Pen! - and I'd also like him to remember that I did, should he win.

I'd totally buy your kids a new dad

They say they'd like one that isn't going to introduce them to you, you cheeky bastard.

2shay

[SKO]

The unfollow option on facebook is nice and because of it I rarely have to unfriend anyone. I pretty much only unfriend people who feel the need to decide to go on facebook of all places and start arguments.

[PenFoe]

The unfollow option on facebook is nice and because of it I rarely have to unfriend anyone. I pretty much only unfriend people who feel the need to decide to go on facebook of all places and start arguments.

That's a super passive aggressive approach for an aggressive aggressive person. 

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The unfollow option on facebook is nice and because of it I rarely have to unfriend anyone. I pretty much only unfriend people who feel the need to decide to go on facebook of all places and start arguments.

That's a super passive aggressive approach for an aggressive aggressive person. 

You don't block anyone?

[SKO]

The unfollow option on facebook is nice and because of it I rarely have to unfriend anyone. I pretty much only unfriend people who feel the need to decide to go on facebook of all places and start arguments.

That's a super passive aggressive approach for an aggressive aggressive person. 

I mean, sure, I guess maybe I could be like "hey, Uncle Jeff, I am unfriending you because you're a fucking racist idiot", but if it's passive aggressive to just decide not to have that conversation at Thanksgiving then fine, I'll be passive aggressive.

[PenFoe]

The unfollow option on facebook is nice and because of it I rarely have to unfriend anyone. I pretty much only unfriend people who feel the need to decide to go on facebook of all places and start arguments.

That's a super passive aggressive approach for an aggressive aggressive person. 

You don't block anyone?

I have never blocked anyone. I just unfriend them.

And (generally) I'm pretty damn passive aggressive.