I admit it...

[PenFoe]

... I don't give a flying fuck about Pokemon Go.  I was out for a run yesterday and saw loads of people playing it.  They all seemed to be having fun whilst not harming or costing anybody else.  Good luck to them.

Yep. They'd probably think spending time on a fringe messageboard is a lot worse.

[Quality Start Machine]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

[SKO]

...I wish I'd never read that Fork post.

[Quality Start Machine]

...I wish I'd never read that Fork post.

Hits a little close to home?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

...I wish I'd never read that Fork post.

Hits a little close to home?

Probably just too soon after breakfast to plant such a visual.

[SKO]

...I wish I'd never read that Fork post.

Hits a little close to home?

Probably just too soon after breakfast to plant such a visual.

This would be accurate even if I last ate breakfast in 1997.

[Saul Goodman]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

Something something Christina Hendricks something Chuck is wrong, no Chuck, etc.

[Canadouche]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

I read today that Apatow is directing an Avett Brothers documentary. I'm ok with this.

[Bort]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

I read today that Apatow is directing an Avett Brothers documentary. I'm ok with this.

It's a perfect storm of things I can safely avoid without feeling left out.

[Quality Start Machine]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

I read today that Apatow is directing an Avett Brothers documentary. I'm ok with this.

It's a perfect storm of things I can safely avoid without feeling left out.

It's like the opposite of a Link Wray documentary.

[flannj]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

I read today that Apatow is directing an Avett Brothers documentary. I'm ok with this.

It's a perfect storm of things I can safely avoid without feeling left out.

It's like the opposite of a Link Wray documentary.

Oh yes... I'll take one of those please.

[Bort]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

I read today that Apatow is directing an Avett Brothers documentary. I'm ok with this.

It's a perfect storm of things I can safely avoid without feeling left out.

It's like the opposite of a Link Wray documentary.

Oh yes... I'll take one of those please.

Seconded.

[Yeti]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

I read today that Apatow is directing an Avett Brothers documentary. I'm ok with this.

It's a perfect storm of things I can safely avoid without feeling left out.

I'll watch it for you

[Quality Start Machine]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

I read today that Apatow is directing an Avett Brothers documentary. I'm ok with this.

It's a perfect storm of things I can safely avoid without feeling left out.

It's like the opposite of a Link Wray documentary.

Oh yes... I'll take one of those please.

Seconded.

I wish I was a documentarian now...is there a class you can take?

[Bort]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

I read today that Apatow is directing an Avett Brothers documentary. I'm ok with this.

It's a perfect storm of things I can safely avoid without feeling left out.

I'll watch it for you

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