I admit it...

[Yeti]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

I read today that Apatow is directing an Avett Brothers documentary. I'm ok with this.

It's a perfect storm of things I can safely avoid without feeling left out.

I'll watch it for you

Feel free not to report back!

I was hoping I could have a guest appearance for MMIS to discuss

[Bort]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

I read today that Apatow is directing an Avett Brothers documentary. I'm ok with this.

It's a perfect storm of things I can safely avoid without feeling left out.

I'll watch it for you

Feel free not to report back!

I was hoping I could have a guest appearance for MMIS to discuss

Doesn't fit our mission statement. Thank god.

[Tonker]

... I don't give a flying fuck about Pokemon Go.  I was out for a run yesterday and saw loads of people playing it.  They all seemed to be having fun whilst not harming or costing anybody else.  Good luck to them.

Yep. They'd probably think spending time on a fringe messageboard is a lot worse.

[SKO]

...I'm going to be red, mad, nude, scared, and covered in my own piss and vomit if Lester and Arrieta look like warmed over dogshit vs the Mets again after a long layoff to rest up.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

...I'm going to be red, mad, nude, scared, and covered in my own piss and vomit if Lester and Arrieta look like warmed over dogshit vs the Mets again after a long layoff to rest up.

In other news, water is wet.

[Eli]

...I'm going to be red, mad, nude, scared, and covered in my own piss and vomit if Lester and Arrieta look like warmed over dogshit vs the Mets again after a long layoff to rest up.

In other news, water is wet.

Maybe we need a "Water is Wet" thread for totally predictably admissions like this.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

...I'm going to be red, mad, nude, scared, and covered in my own piss and vomit if Lester and Arrieta look like warmed over dogshit vs the Mets again after a long layoff to rest up.

In other news, water is wet.

Maybe we need a "Water is Wet" thread for totally predictably admissions like this.

Yeah..had SKO stated "I will retain a calm, sanguine countenance if Lester and Arrieta shit the tub this week", then it would be an apt addition to this thread.

[PenFoe]

As many of you know, I spend much of my work life in the world of potatoes. 

I got an email this weekend from one of my clients (big SF Giants fan, as it were) looking to see if we could capitalize on Jason Hammel's new potato chip diet.  This is of particular relevance to us since we're working on a nutrition-based message for potatoes right now and conducting extensive research with RDs and athletes. 

I don't know if I'm admitting anything here, other than that I'm getting legitimate work emails about Jason Hammel eating potato chips.

[Quality Start Machine]

As many of you know, I spend much of my work life in the world of potatoes. 

I got an email this weekend from one of my clients (big SF Giants fan, as it were) looking to see if we could capitalize on Jason Hammel's new potato chip diet.  This is of particular relevance to us since we're working on a nutrition-based message for potatoes right now and conducting extensive research with RDs and athletes. 

I don't know if I'm admitting anything here, other than that I'm getting legitimate work emails about Jason Hammel eating potato chips.

Just show Irish footy highlights.

[CBStew]

As many of you know, I spend much of my work life in the world of potatoes. 

So who knew that Matt Damon posted on this board?

[CT III]

...with no baseball last night, me and the missus wound up watching "Trainwreck".

Aside from the fact that I fucking hate Judd Apatow movies at this point, I wound up trying to do a mental tally of all the hookups I had in my young and single days, and the number that were less appealing than Amy Schumer was higher than I thought.

I read today that Apatow is directing an Avett Brothers documentary. I'm ok with this.

It's a perfect storm of things I can safely avoid without feeling left out.

I'll watch it for you

Feel free not to report back!

I was hoping I could have a guest appearance for MMIS to discuss

Doesn't fit our mission statement. Thank god.

If you don't have me on to discuss Police Academy and its impact on our culture there's gonna be a problem.

[Shooter]

...I'm going to be red, mad, nude, scared, and covered in my own piss and vomit if Lester and Arrieta look like warmed over dogshit vs the Mets again after a long layoff to rest up.

Half way to SKO being able to wear his big boy underwear to bed.

[SKO]

...I'm going to be red, mad, nude, scared, and covered in my own piss and vomit if Lester and Arrieta look like warmed over dogshit vs the Mets again after a long layoff to rest up.

Half way to SKO being able to wear his big boy underwear to bed.

They don't even need to win tonight to abate my panic, Jake just needs to go like 7 or more and allow 2 or less.

[Eli]

...I'm going to be red, mad, nude, scared, and covered in my own piss and vomit if Lester and Arrieta look like warmed over dogshit vs the Mets again after a long layoff to rest up.

Half way to SKO being able to wear his big boy underwear to bed.

They don't even need to win tonight to abate my panic, Jake just needs to go like 7 or more and allow 2 or less.

I'd settle for a nice, boring Kyle Hendricks machine-like performance.

[SKO]

...I'm going to be red, mad, nude, scared, and covered in my own piss and vomit if Lester and Arrieta look like warmed over dogshit vs the Mets again after a long layoff to rest up.

Half way to SKO being able to wear his big boy underwear to bed.

They don't even need to win tonight to abate my panic, Jake just needs to go like 7 or more and allow 2 or less.

I'd settle for a nice, boring Kyle Hendricks machine-like performance.

Fair. A quality start involving less than 4 walks would be good.