I admit it...

[Canadouche]

The stress that I feel about the Cubs is dwarfed by how stressful I'm finding this political season. I know that Trump can't possibly win, and yet ... what if Americans are actually stupid and racist enough to vote him in?

[CBStew]

I believe that plagiarism is dishonest and unethical, because four score years ago, my mother and father brought forth upon this nation a son dedicated to the proposition that not all speakers are created equal, and that son, indivisible and with liberty and justice for almost everyone shall not perish in the immediate future. 

[Saul Goodman]

I believe that plagiarism is dishonest and unethical, because four score years ago, my mother and father brought forth upon this nation a son dedicated to the proposition that not all speakers are created equal, and that son, indivisible and with liberty and justice for almost everyone shall not perish in the immediate future. 

That's one of my favorite Melania Trump quotes.

[flannj]

I believe that plagiarism is dishonest and unethical, because four score years ago, my mother and father brought forth upon this nation a son dedicated to the proposition that not all speakers are created equal, and that son, indivisible and with liberty and justice for almost everyone shall not perish in the immediate future. 

That's one of my favorite Melania Trump quotes.

That wasn't Joe Biden?

[Eli]

...I'm going to be red, mad, nude, scared, and covered in my own piss and vomit if Lester and Arrieta look like warmed over dogshit vs the Mets again after a long layoff to rest up.

Half way to SKO being able to wear his big boy underwear to bed.

They don't even need to win tonight to abate my panic, Jake just needs to go like 7 or more and allow 2 or less.

Damn right yay.

[SKO]

...I'm going to be red, mad, nude, scared, and covered in my own piss and vomit if Lester and Arrieta look like warmed over dogshit vs the Mets again after a long layoff to rest up.

Half way to SKO being able to wear his big boy underwear to bed.

They don't even need to win tonight to abate my panic, Jake just needs to go like 7 or more and allow 2 or less.

Damn right yay.

Jake was good, so I promised myself I wouldn't be mad if they lost but fuck that's an annoying way to lose

[PenFoe]

As many of you know, I spend much of my work life in the world of potatoes. 

I got an email this weekend from one of my clients (big SF Giants fan, as it were) looking to see if we could capitalize on Jason Hammel's new potato chip diet.  This is of particular relevance to us since we're working on a nutrition-based message for potatoes right now and conducting extensive research with RDs and athletes. 

I don't know if I'm admitting anything here, other than that I'm getting legitimate work emails about Jason Hammel eating potato chips.

Best development to this story, the client wants us to create messaging around this for social media and I've delegated it to a big Cardinals fan on my team and he has to read all the articles about it.

Work trolling.

[Wheezer]

The stress that I feel about the Cubs is dwarfed by how stressful I'm finding this political season.

Allow me to assure you that you don't know stress from a hole in your head.

[PenFoe]

The stress that I feel about the Cubs is dwarfed by how stressful I'm finding this political season.

Allow me to assure you that you don't know stress from a hole in your head.

To be fair to Kurt, being worried about losing your teaching job due to pedophilia accusations is probably pretty stressful.

[Canadouche]

The stress that I feel about the Cubs is dwarfed by how stressful I'm finding this political season.

Allow me to assure you that you don't know stress from a hole in your head.

All stress is relative. The amount of stress that I feel toward baseball is relatively trivial; I doubt I'll lose much sleep over it, if any at all. The amount of stress I feel regarding Trump's chances of winning is more significant, but it's not the greatest stressor I've experienced in my life. You seem to be implying that this level of stress, nor any other kind of stress I've felt, can compare to yours. I wouldn't compare, but I'd caution you from making that kind of statement because you don't really know me. I suspect that everyone here has experienced levels of stress that are totally devastating, based on horrific events in their lives that they hope to never relive. I know I have.

But anyway, this is the "no judgment" thread, so who cares?

[flannj]

The stress that I feel about the Cubs is dwarfed by how stressful I'm finding this political season.

Allow me to assure you that you don't know stress from a hole in your head.

All stress is relative. The amount of stress that I feel toward baseball is relatively trivial; I doubt I'll lose much sleep over it, if any at all. The amount of stress I feel regarding Trump's chances of winning is more significant, but it's not the greatest stressor I've experienced in my life. You seem to be implying that this level of stress, nor any other kind of stress I've felt, can compare to yours. I wouldn't compare, but I'd caution you from making that kind of statement because you don't really know me. I suspect that everyone here has experienced levels of stress that are totally devastating, based on horrific events in their lives that they hope to never relive. I know I have.

But anyway, this is the "no judgment" thread, so who cares?

So now Wheezer has a hole in his head?

[Bort]

The stress that I feel about the Cubs is dwarfed by how stressful I'm finding this political season.

Allow me to assure you that you don't know stress from a hole in your head.

All stress is relative. The amount of stress that I feel toward baseball is relatively trivial; I doubt I'll lose much sleep over it, if any at all. The amount of stress I feel regarding Trump's chances of winning is more significant, but it's not the greatest stressor I've experienced in my life. You seem to be implying that this level of stress, nor any other kind of stress I've felt, can compare to yours. I wouldn't compare, but I'd caution you from making that kind of statement because you don't really know me. I suspect that everyone here has experienced levels of stress that are totally devastating, based on horrific events in their lives that they hope to never relive. I know I have.

But anyway, this is the "no judgment" thread, so who cares?

So now Wheezer has a hole in his head?

Can't argue with results.

[flannj]

The stress that I feel about the Cubs is dwarfed by how stressful I'm finding this political season.

Allow me to assure you that you don't know stress from a hole in your head.

All stress is relative. The amount of stress that I feel toward baseball is relatively trivial; I doubt I'll lose much sleep over it, if any at all. The amount of stress I feel regarding Trump's chances of winning is more significant, but it's not the greatest stressor I've experienced in my life. You seem to be implying that this level of stress, nor any other kind of stress I've felt, can compare to yours. I wouldn't compare, but I'd caution you from making that kind of statement because you don't really know me. I suspect that everyone here has experienced levels of stress that are totally devastating, based on horrific events in their lives that they hope to never relive. I know I have.

But anyway, this is the "no judgment" thread, so who cares?

So now Wheezer has a hole in his head?

Can't argue with results.

Good old trepanning. I too may have have known some hash that made me feel that way.

[Powdered Toast Man]

...I randomly think about these 2016 Cubs, even with the massive success they've had, and think "I really wish I could have seen Kyle Schwarber contribute to this".

[Quality Start Machine]

...I randomly think about these 2016 Cubs, even with the massive success they've had, and think "I really wish I could have seen Kyle Schwarber contribute to this".