I admit it...

[Quality Start Machine]

If I had a Cy Young vote in the NL, I don't think I'd have any Cubs pitchers in the top 3.  

If Kershaw does come back this month and finishes strong I'd still give it to him, otherwise my vote would be for Fernandez, but it's hard to see the Cy going to a guy who may not crack the top 5 in ERA, dumb as that is.

I reserve the right to revoke this opinion if Jake has a final month as good as what he had last year.

I think Kershaw is out, but Scherzer, Fernandez, Syndeergard and Bumgarner all have arguments over Jake, Lester and Hendricks. 

Fuck it, give it to Thor before his arm falls off.

[Bort]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

[Eli]

If I had a Cy Young vote in the NL, I don't think I'd have any Cubs pitchers in the top 3.  

If Kershaw does come back this month and finishes strong I'd still give it to him, otherwise my vote would be for Fernandez, but it's hard to see the Cy going to a guy who may not crack the top 5 in ERA, dumb as that is.

I reserve the right to revoke this opinion if Jake has a final month as good as what he had last year.

I think Kershaw is out, but Scherzer, Fernandez, Syndeergard and Bumgarner all have arguments over Jake, Lester and Hendricks. 

Syndergaard or Fernandez are a close 1-2, for me. I'd be fine slotting Hendricks third after them -- he's just as qualified from a mix of peripherals and results as Scherzer, Bumgarner or Strasburg in my mind.

Then again, I don't lean as strongly toward WAR/FIP/xFIP for pitcher awards like this. To me, those are more for future evaluation than for this kind of thing.

[Quality Start Machine]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

[PenFoe]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

[R-V]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

We're talking about this weekend's series with the Dodgers right?

[SKO]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

Yeah it's possible to want the team to win the whole damn thing and for the players to get recognized for their individual accomplishments while also keeping those two things in the proper prioritization.

[Eli]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

Yeah it's possible to want the team to win the whole damn thing and for the players to get recognized for their individual accomplishments while also keeping those two things in the proper prioritization.

Furthermore and in addition, I also feel like I should publicly register my agreement with everyone else on this particular topic of conversation too.

[Saul Goodman]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

Yeah it's possible to want the team to win the whole damn thing and for the players to get recognized for their individual accomplishments while also keeping those two things in the proper prioritization.

Furthermore and in addition, I also feel like I should publicly register my agreement with everyone else on this particular topic of conversation too.

It is my desire also that the Cubs win the World Series. For the record.

[flannj]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

Yeah it's possible to want the team to win the whole damn thing and for the players to get recognized for their individual accomplishments while also keeping those two things in the proper prioritization.

Furthermore and in addition, I also feel like I should publicly register my agreement with everyone else on this particular topic of conversation too.

It is my desire also that the Cubs win the World Series. For the record.

Having given this much consideration I might possibly agree.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

Yeah it's possible to want the team to win the whole damn thing and for the players to get recognized for their individual accomplishments while also keeping those two things in the proper prioritization.

Furthermore and in addition, I also feel like I should publicly register my agreement with everyone else on this particular topic of conversation too.

It is my desire also that the Cubs win the World Series. For the record.

Having given this much consideration I might possibly agree.

As controversial as this stance might be, I would like to go on the record as desiring a Cubs World Series victory, yes.

[Canadouche]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

Yeah it's possible to want the team to win the whole damn thing and for the players to get recognized for their individual accomplishments while also keeping those two things in the proper prioritization.

Furthermore and in addition, I also feel like I should publicly register my agreement with everyone else on this particular topic of conversation too.

It is my desire also that the Cubs win the World Series. For the record.

Having given this much consideration I might possibly agree.

As controversial as this stance might be, I would like to go on the record as desiring a Cubs World Series victory, yes.

I most heartily concur.

[Saul Goodman]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

Yeah it's possible to want the team to win the whole damn thing and for the players to get recognized for their individual accomplishments while also keeping those two things in the proper prioritization.

Furthermore and in addition, I also feel like I should publicly register my agreement with everyone else on this particular topic of conversation too.

It is my desire also that the Cubs win the World Series. For the record.

Having given this much consideration I might possibly agree.

As controversial as this stance might be, I would like to go on the record as desiring a Cubs World Series victory, yes.

I most heartily concur.

Whoa, you're coming in strong there, buddy. Dial it back.

[Oleg]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

Yeah it's possible to want the team to win the whole damn thing and for the players to get recognized for their individual accomplishments while also keeping those two things in the proper prioritization.

Furthermore and in addition, I also feel like I should publicly register my agreement with everyone else on this particular topic of conversation too.

It is my desire also that the Cubs win the World Series. For the record.

Having given this much consideration I might possibly agree.

As controversial as this stance might be, I would like to go on the record as desiring a Cubs World Series victory, yes.

I most heartily concur.

I don't give a shit what any of you think or want.

[Bort]

...I honestly don't care if any Cubs win any awards this year if they take the series.

This times infinity.

Literally no one disagrees with this.

Yeah it's possible to want the team to win the whole damn thing and for the players to get recognized for their individual accomplishments while also keeping those two things in the proper prioritization.

Furthermore and in addition, I also feel like I should publicly register my agreement with everyone else on this particular topic of conversation too.

It is my desire also that the Cubs win the World Series. For the record.

Having given this much consideration I might possibly agree.

As controversial as this stance might be, I would like to go on the record as desiring a Cubs World Series victory, yes.

I most heartily concur.

I don't give a shit what any of you think or want.

I came back to disagree with my own position just to spite you all, but then Oleg said what we were all thinking.